Review ~ Living Corn James Corny Fired in the Butt by Dr. Chuck Tingle

Title: Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt 
Series: NA
Author: Twice Hugo Nominated Author Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Tingler
Pages: 31
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Alana

Dimald Trimp is the head of the American Agriculture Agency, and he’s as corrupt as they come. Lately, it’s been working out fine for the unethical politician, but things are suddenly coming to a head now that James Corny, the handsome living corn in charge of ethics investigations, has shown interest in Dimald’s connection to sentient Russian beets.

With the Russian beets breathing down his neck, Dimald sees no other option but to fire James Corny, but things are always easier said than done in politics. Now Dimald is taking an erotic journey deep within the butt of this sentient vegetable investigator, and learning more about his own true nature than he ever wanted.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sentient corn on unethical politician action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and handsome living vegetable love.

Here we are with Tingler #2 in Tinglefest 2017: Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt.

Dr. Tingle is, to say the least, up on his politics. This fiction parallels the firing of the … well, you’ve all read the news, of course. I shan’t bore you with it here. However, in true Tingle fashion, Chuck gives us this news warped and twisted, and incredibly funny.

Dimald Trimp becomes the president of the American Agriculture Agency and… wait a second. Dimald… Trimp? Is this perhaps…?

Yeah… I thought so. Just another alternate timeline from Chuck’s voyages! Anyway, he becomes president of the AAA and soon falls into corrupt ways, including taking money from Russian beets. 

Hence, eventually his corrupt ways are under investigation by sexy living corn James Corny, who happens to head the ethics committee in the AAA. When Dimald arranges a meeting between the two to “discuss the situation” with him (re: bribe), James refuses all offers and leaves. Dimald is confronted by the Russian beets and, under panic, decides to fire James. He arranges another meeting at a local bar and, well, James is incredulous that Dimald is firing him because it’s going to raise suspicion on Dimald’s true motives. (GEE, YOU THINK?!) There is also the fine print that Dimald has to fire James from within his own butt.

Oooh-kay. Keep in mind, at this point I assumed it would be while they were having sex. Which they have. They exit out of the bar and go into an alley (classy!) and have some freaky human on living corn sex. Or living corn on human sex. You know, whichever.

After that’s done, it’s time for the firing. I’m just going to leave this quote here to sum it up, though there’s more after this, and it’s hysterically funny, and strangely metaphysical and sad all at once.

Slowly, carefully, I begin to climb up inside the living corn’s butthole. … Eventually, the entire passageway widens into a lush valley with hills and trees. There’s a shoreline in the distance and surrounding it is a beautiful city.

Yup, folks. An entire world inside a living corn’s butthole. I give this tingler ten of ten Russian beets, and I strongly urge people to read Chuck’s work. Whether he’s a made up pen name or a real dude, it doesn’t matter. Love is real, and his works of erotic satire are amazing.

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Review ~ Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia by Dr. Chuck Tingle

Title: Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia 
Series: NA
Author: Twice Hugo Nominated Author Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Tingler
Pages: 31
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Alana

Domald Tromp hasn’t been listening to his Timeline Briefings, and now he’s in trouble. To the frustration of his staff, Domald’s incompetence has allowed several unethical timelines to get dangerously close to this one, and facts regarding his administration’s deep connections to the Russian government are leaking left and right.

Domald decides to solve this problem old-fashioned way, with a tweet brazenly declaring that the previous President was wiretapping him. Domald hopes his bizarre fabrication will now dominate the news cycle while he heads out to golf with his Russian T-Rex buddies. Unfortunately, he has simply opened an even bigger can of worms.

Now Domald is forced to confront the physical manifestation of his fictional wiretapping scandal, and is about to learn that his tweet could cause him a lot of problems whether it’s true or not. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore anal pounding on the golf course that will have your jaw on the floor!

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on handsome political distraction action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex and delusional online post love.

Hi there! I know I have been suspiciously absent as of late (I have to write my own stuff, after all), but would I miss May’s Tinglefest? NEVER!

There’s that bright banner! I am a touch behind, but never fear, you will have two Tinglers this week to make up for it! And now, let us turn our attention to today’s offering: “Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia”.

Don… er, excuse me, DOMALD Tromp is a continuing interest of Dr. Tingle’s. In a way, he’s a political activist, an outspoken leader of true buckaroos fighting against the Void in his own way: writing tinglers about it to spread the word and prove that love is real.

In this tingler, we join Domald Tromp as an intern is trying to give him the weekly brief on the different timelines they are following. The government evidently uses this information to try to predict what is going to happen and change the course of their reality to suit their needs best. Domald, of course, is having none of it. He wants to go golfing with his Russian friends Smirnov and Ivanov, who give him lots of money. This is, of course, highly unethical in any timeline–considering the President is not supposed to take bribes from foreign interests–and the staff in the White House are desperately trying to cover this up. It’s not working as Domald just ignores them and tweets to distract people, then goes out golfing anyway.

In true Chuck Tingle fashion, the next happens:

Suddenly, the figure comes into view and I quickly recognize him as the physical manifestation of my own online post aimed at redirecting focus from my seemingly endless unethical connections to Russia.

The living Twitter post (living tweet?) calls Domald out on his BS: he created the lie to distract people from the unethical connections to Russia that he has, and now he must take responsibility for it!

“Here’s the thing,” my living Twitter post says, becoming a little more aggressive in his tone. “I’m not going to let you just create me and then throw me to the wolves. You lie all the time, and you post whatever crazy bullshit comes into your head, but it’s only a matter of time before you have to answer to something you’ve made up. That time is now.”

Next, of course, Domald finds this living tweet so irresistible that he must be boned by him immediately.

I shan’t spoil the ending for you, but like all tinglers, Chuck leaves me smiling. This particular offering also holds another tingler because the soul of books is love: Slammed in the Butt by Domald Tromp’s Attempt to Avoid Accusations of Plagiarism by Removing All Facts or Concrete Plans from His Republican National Convention Speech.

I give this ten of ten B.U.T.T. court wiretaps!

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Review ~ Little Rabbit by Chevoque

Title: Little Rabbit 
Series: Undisclosed Desires #2
Author: Chevoque
Genre: Erotica
Pages: 22
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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You were never mine and I didn’t mind it being that way. I only wanted You in the dark and the pain, where You helped me live out my fantasies. People call the things we do taboo, but I knew that I needed it and You were all too happy to take part.

You were the man everyone knew was calm, collected and in control. But they don’t know that, when You come to my house, You became the real You. You, who the rest saw as the kind neighbour, You were really the person who became the Master of my twisted world.

 

 

 

 

This was a really good and short read, perfect quickie right before bed. It’s told completely from “Little Rabbit’s” POV. I would probably describe this as a journal entry or a snapshot in time of a moment that is significant to Little Rabbit.

 

 

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From what I can gather, Little Rabbit had a pretty serious traumatic event in her past and was in a dark and dangerous place in her mind. That is when Master came along and “saved” her as well as giving him something that he needs.

 

 

“You were never mine and I didn’t mind it being that way. I only wanted you in the dark and the pain, where you helped me live out my fantasies. People call the things we do taboo, but I knew that I needed it and you were all to happy to take part.”

 

 

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I want to warn you if you are thinking about reading this. Master does have a family and is married. However, it is implied that his wife is okay with this arrangement because she cannot give him what he needs.

Overall, I really liked this. It’s short, very hot and well written. One of the issues I had is that all the “Y’s” in the words you, your, you’re are all capitalized. Not a terrible thing, but I did notice it and thought I would mention it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Chevoque was born as Rochelle de Beer on 15 May 1992 in Klerksdorp, South Africa, and as an only child, the world seemed like a lonely place, until she set her mind free and got lost in the worlds she created for herself. Her writing began at a young age and with numerous stories still waiting to be released from her mind, only time now seems to hold her back. She also has a degree in BSc. Environmental and Biological Sciences, because she’s a tree hugging animal lover, who hopes to never use her degree to cause cruelty.
Read more “about me” on Chevoque’s website

 


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Review ~ The Bruja and the Beast by Alana Melos

Title: The Bruja and the Beast 
Series: Delilah Devilshot #3
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Weird West Erotica
Pages: 105
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Review ~ The Brothels of Brimstone #2
Review ~ The Devil and Delilah #1

 

 

In the Weird, Wild West…

Delilah’s quest for vengeance is forestalled as she seeks weapons potent enough to confront her enemies… and secrets of the occult world of which she is now a part. In Mexico, she meets with a mexican witch, called a bruja, to gain what she requires… but the bruja’s help comes with a price. Recruited to stage a jailbreak, Delilah’s quest, and world, get larger as she travels through southern Mexico seeking a lost civilization to help a god ascend to his power.

This is a dark fantasy, weird west erotic novella. It contains violence and sexual situations and is meant for mature audiences only and is 33,000+ words.

 

 

 

 

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Satan’s balls, this is a damn good series and so far, The Bruja and the Beast is my favorite. I got the perfect mix of story, sex and adventure with a little bit of teasing about things to come! A lot of things were revealed in this one, but only enough to let you know that there is a lot more adventure waiting for us. Honestly… I’m considering pulling a Misery move on Alana Melos and making her finish this serious out as soon as possible.

 

 

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Delilah is still trying to track gang of supernatural men that killed her family. She is also determined to learn more about herself and understand her powers and limitations. Delilah is now traveling with Cèlia to Cèlia’s grandmothers, Marguerite (bruja or witch) house in hopes of learning how to kill these supernatural gang she is tracking. So, Marguerite can actually help Delilah but she needs her to do something for her first. She must free Nicolás from jail and bring him back to her, unharmed. Ready to move forward with Delilah’s own goals, she agrees.

 

 

“Changing a point of view is the first lesson of the spirits and the start of learning to bend the world to your will. You see the world as you wish it, then use your will to make the change.”

 

 

Once Nicolás is free, he has his own agenda for Delilah which turn out to be really enlightening, especially when he brings his friend Rose, along. That’s all I’m going to say about that. I don’t want to give away any of the juicy details. And, no… that is not a innuendo for sex. It’s actually plot details that is moving this story in amazing and epic ways.

Azazel makes a few appearances and he is still a horny and sexy devil. I’m still uncertain about what kind of game he is playing. He is a shady fucker and I don’t trust him. Actually, I don’t trust anybody! Everyone has their own shit and seem to be in it for their own gain.

There is some sexy time in this book, but Delilah is “trying” to control her succubus urges. It’s perfectly done. Sometimes giving into those urges and sometimes holding back or finding alternative ways to control it. But when she does give into those urges, you’ll want to make sure you’re in a cool area because your ereader is in danger of melting and your panties will burst into flames.

 

 

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Overall, I loved it. I’m not sure you could tell from the review, but I did. I can’t wait until the next book comes out. This book is big on adventure and it just makes me all giddy. It could almost be one of those pick your own adventure books. Flaming Satan’s balls, that would be fucking epic! My only complaint is that I’m learning that I’m not really a fan of the female/female action. This isn’t only f/f, but there are a couple f/f scenes. Maybe if there was some penis mixed in with the f/f I would like it more. I am a huge fan of cock. Bring on the penis party! Anyway, I would recommend this to fans of weird west and fantasy genres.

 

 

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend”

 

 

Bring on book #4! I’m ready!!

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ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the “serious” literary stuff. Since this discovery, she’s endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat.

 


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Review ~ Family Business by Brett Williams

Title: Family Business  
Series: Can be read as a stand alone
Author: Brett Williams
Genre: Horror, Dark
Pages: 286
Heat Level: No rating. This is not a romance.
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Unable to convince her husband they are ready to become parents, Erika decides to buy a puppy. She heads into rural Missouri on a day trip, following up on a lead in the classifieds, and gets more than she bargained for.

After the death of her mother, Bobbie Jean finds herself living with her aunt and uncle in the backwoods of Missouri.
But her relatives have a dark secret.
The family business.

Authors recommended reading order: FAMILY BUSINESS, LUCIFER’S CHILDREN, LUCIFER’S WHORE (just a side story, can be read before or after LIVE BAIT), FAMILY BUSINESS: LIVE BAIT.

 

 

 

 

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Right off the bat I would like to give a warning to readers. If you’re looking for something safe, familiar or a happy ending, then this book probably isn’t for you. If you have triggers with extreme violence, torture, rape, animal neglect, dog fighting and one (not graphic but it was intentional) baby death, then you should approach with caution. You have been warned. On the flip side, if you have an open mind, a strong stomach and love a twisted tale that will immediately pull you in, give you hope and then crush your dreams, you should totally give this book a try. You will not regret it.

This is the first time I’ve read Bret Williams and most definitely not the last. When I found out he was a local author, I had to stalk him and his books to see what they were all about. I really enjoy reading books that are set in or around my area. Family Business didn’t specifically say where this was located, just in the “backwoods of Missouri” and that sounds like it could be the deepest and darkest part of the Ozark area, or at least that is what I imagined.

The story starts innocently enough, with Erika planning on surprising her husband, Stephen, with a new puppy. While driving to a breeder in the rural backwoods Missouri, Erika has some internal warning alarms going off but ignores them because she really wants a puppy. While trying to decide on just the right pup to bring home, Erika is met with a surprise herself and things take a very dark and disturbing turn.

 

 

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Meet the hillbillies who are running the family business. We have Levi, business owner and father of Jake and Bub. Bobbie Jean, Levi’s niece, has lived with them since her mother passed away. Have you seen Deliverance? Or The Hills Have Eyes? Well, here you go.

 

 

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The only part that kind of got on my nerves was an early section with a ton of rape. Yes, it’s necessary for the story progression but let’s move on, I get it. For a minute, it really felt like the story wasn’t progressing but it eventually did. Another thing that shocked me (actually there was a ton of things that shocked me) was the ending and how abruptly it ended. It feels like a cliffhanger, but the more I think about it, the more I feel like it’s not really a cliffhanger. Are there questions I need answered, yes and hopefully I’ll get those answered in the other books.

 

 

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Since I bought the audio version of this book, I need to comment on Joe Hempel’s performance. Wow! He has a smooth and hypnotizing voice. He does character voices effortlessly and I could easily distinguish who was talking by the accent he used. He seemed to really enjoy what he was reading.

Overall, this book is dark, twisted, brutal, uncompromising and disturbing. Family Business made me cringe, laugh and cry. Fantastic writing, world building and character development. I would recommend this book to horror fans, but please do read the warning and read at your own risk. I gave this 5 stars because the overall story and the audio narrator were so amazing. Bravo!

OH! P.s… Stephen… you are a motherfucker! I hope karma catches up to your ass. Bitch!

P.S.S. If you want to know what happens to the baby then read this part. This is a true spoiler alert. Do not read this if you don’t want to know what happens. (These women are being bread like dogs and there is one part where a newborn baby is shot. The baby is killed because he was born deformed and for revenge. The death is not detailed and it does not dwell on it, but it is in there.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Brett Williams is the author of High Octane Damnation, Family Business and From Murky Depths. A member of both the Romance Writers of America and Horror Writers Association, this multi-genre author writes horror, crime, erotica, and anything else he damn well pleases. His short stories have appeared in Thuglit, Delirium Books’ Horrorwired Vol. 1, and Fifty Shades of Decay, to name a few. He lives in Kansas with Eddie Blue, a Jack Russell terrier.

 

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Review ~ White Trash: Taking the Billionaire’s Daughter by Viv Phoenix

Title: White Trash: Taking the Billionaire’s Daughter 
Series: none, stand alone
Author: Viv Phoenix
Genre: Contemporary, Dark Erotica
Pages: 41
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Beware: One part dirty instalove, one part captive-woman BDSM dark romance, one part horror. White Trash is not traditional romance. It includes graphic, scary and sexual material some readers may find disturbing.
White Trash is a short read—if you want a longer book, go get one. 🙂
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Down in the hollow, Callum devours women’s dirty books. Now he’s ready to take the billionaire’s daughter who needs him to be her alpha. Sy just doesn’t know what’s good for her. Yet.

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Sy Thompson’s supposed to be too good for me.

She’s new in town, lives in a mansion up the hill with her frowning parents. I can’t stop watching her. The curvy beauty’s full, lickable body puts my neck out. She’s everything I’m not supposed to have: wealth, polished beauty, purity.

In one night under me, she’ll find out she loves getting dirty. One night, and she’ll know I’m more than enough for her.
She’s going to beg me, and I’m not going to stop until she’s mine.

Sy
Callum looked dangerous-hot, like he might be wanted for something, something real bad.

He scared me from the minute I caught him staring at me. His pale eyes show his dirty, dirty thoughts. Thick muscles writhe when he loads his big truck.
His tattoos make me want to explore his off-limits body.

He’s the kind of man my mother warns me about, a bad man. I know about bad boys. He’s worse.
A man like Callum Blake, he won’t take no for an answer.

If you’re prone to getting freaked out by graphic sex, dirty words, scary scenes, horror, crime fiction, or dark romance, don’t read this book. If you’re easily offended or triggered, don’t even think about reading White Trash. I mean it. This book is way outside the comfort zone for most readers.
Readers like me who find thrills in the dark: This is for you.

 

 

 

 

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Are you kidding me??!! I loved this! I downloaded this just because of the warning 😀 and it was free at the time I downloaded it. It has an awesome cover and catchy title! I must also mention that there really isn’t any billionaires” in this. I mean, Sy is rich, but that is certainly not the focus. I’m really glad for that because I am totally sick of anything related to billionaires right now.

I loved this short story. It was almost everything the warning promised me. I know the author said White Trash is a short read—if you want a longer book, go get one. 🙂 but this was so fantastic, that I really hope Viv Phoenix might expand on this story later. I mean, Callum has brothers. *wink *wink

Speaking of the warning, it does say that this is one part BDSM… well, in my opinion that isn’t entirely true. Maybe an introductory level BDSM and on the very light side. Callum does his homework on Sy so he can make her his. Sy happens to read books that have alpha males and are BDSM themed. So, there is some Master/slave talk in here and one very short spanking/punishment scene. Another part of the warning says one part horror. Again, in my opinion, I wouldn’t consider this horror. Dark? Probably yes or maybe a charcoal gray? This seems to be more of a suspense or thriller. Now, with having said all that, this… White Trash is not traditional romance. It includes graphic, scary and sexual material some readers may find disturbing. is absolutely true and readers should be cautioned.

I gave this 4.5 stars. Why? Callum. I wish he wasn’t so simple minded. It seems that he was raised in a “House of 1000 Corpses” kind of way and extremely hillbilly. Which is good for the story and I get having some hillbillyish ways, but I wish he didn’t seem so slow. He is pretty creepy though.

 

 

“Only thing that could make Sy Thompson prettier would be a big load of my sperm across her pink cheeks. I’d been making tributes on her pictures, so I knew that for sure. Girl looked her best covered in her master’s baby batter.”

 

 

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Callum also has a monster cock. It’s so big that he needs to be careful when he gets hard or he can risk passing out from blood loss to his head. This absolutely cracks me the fuck up every time its referenced. I have seen some monster cock porn and I’m sure he could split Sy in half.

 

 

“I made myself do multiplication tables to keep from getting a complete boner. Being big, I got woozy when I got hard.”

 

 

 

 

Sy Thompson? She is pretty much a TSTL character. Or is she? She is walking around town in those daisy duke shorts, adoring the looks she is getting and she knows who Callum is. Did she plan this? Is she really the mastermind behind this?

Overall, this is a short and fantastic read! Before you pick this up, read the warning the author gives and see if this is something for you. I would love to read more about Callum and Sy and maybe the rest of the Blake clan. This book is listed at $2.99. I wouldn’t pay that much for a short story that is less than 50 pages. I would for sure pay $.99 for it or you can get it on Kindle Unlimited. This is the first time I’ve read this author and I will for sure be reading her again.

 

 

 

 

 

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Review ~ Held by Kimberly A. Bettes

Title: Held
Series: Held #1
Author: Kimberly A. Bettes
Genre: Horror
Pages: 326
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Nicole Lee, a young wife and new mother, steps out of the mall, squinting against the glare of the midday sun, completely unaware that her life is about to change forever.

In a matter of seconds, she is steeped in fear as the world she knows and the life she loves fades away.

As the panic sets in and the terror takes hold, Nicole tries to keep calm, though she’s now in a frantic fight for her life. Locked in a deadly battle of wits with a psychopath, she struggles to keep her sanity as she’s held.

For mature audiences only.

 

 

 

 

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Oh… my…. goodness! This was an intense book! There are a bunch of parts that were so fucked up, I thought I was going to vomit. Actually, this entire book is fucked up. But in a good, sick, twisted, emotionally raw, scary and heart pounding way. It will for sure get your adrenaline pumping! This book will stay with me for a very long time.

 

 

“Only a monster would do something like that. I looked at him as he shocked her wound and knew I was right. Only a monster would do something like that. And his name was Ron.”

 

 

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“I’d be sure I was prepared to reap before I started sowing, if I were you, Nicole.”

 

 

If you pick up this book, just know that there are potential triggers for people. Rape, torture, necrophilia, murder, plenty of mind fucks and there is a some pregnancy torture. I’ll tell you something… I learned some life lessons in this book.

I must also check out a book that is referenced… Annie’s Revenge. Also… this author is from the Ozarks. This is only 3 hours away from me. I actually go there every summer and my uncle has a cabin there.

 

 

 

 

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Kimberly A. Bettes was born on Thanksgiving Day, 1977, completely ruining any chance her mother had at enjoying a delightful dinner. At the age of 12, Kimberly began writing poems, essays, and short stories. At 14, she began her first novel, a project that would take two years and many sleepless nights to complete. Since then, she has written more than ten novels, dozens of short stories, and hundreds of poems and essays.

She currently lurks in the Ozark Mountains of southeast Missouri with her husband and son. It’s there she terrorizes the residents of a small town with her twisted tales, most of which focus on the dark side of human nature.

In addition to writing, Kimberly is also a freelance photographer and life-long chocolate enthusiast.


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Review ~ Lumberjacked by Alexandria Hunt

Title: Lumberjacked
Series: none, stand alone
Author: Alexandria Hunt
Genre:Contemporary Romance
Pages: 326
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Aaron Remington

I needed the money. That’s the only reason I ever signed up for that stupid reality TV show. I wasn’t looking for a wife, I wasn’t looking for love, and I certainly wasn’t interested in any of the bimbo contestants they picked out for me.

I was set to live with ten girls in a mountain retreat near my hometown in Alaska for a month. I was supposed to fake it until I found my “bride”, film the final episode, and walk away a free man with a hundred grand cash in my pocket.

Just enough to pay the back taxes owed on my family’s lumber mill and keep running things for them.

But I hadn’t counted on meeting her. A slick Hollywood TV producer who somehow managed to steal my heart, mess up my plans, and bumble the entire thing by being infuriating and so goddamned irresistible.

 

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I needed this job so bad I could do anything for it. So what if it was taking place in some dirty little town in the middle of no man’s land, Alaska? Who cares if it meant leaving my life and friends and LA behind for a month?

I had to prove that I could do this on my own and succeed not just because my daddy was Pavel Black, the biggest movie producer Hollywood had ever seen.

What I didn’t expect was to find myself out there in the middle of the woods in the strong, muscled arms of a big, bearded lumberjack.

And I never expected to be put in a position where I had to choose between the maddeningly sexy star of our hit show and the career I had always wanted.

Can love win?

 

**This is a full-length (56,000 words) standalone happy ever after. That being said, it also contains angst, some humor, a cute little dog, a hot alpha lumberjack, an uptight LA princess and some pretty steamy sex scenes…so it’s best left to those 18+.

 

 

 

 

Oh, I loved this more than I thought I would. It was really cute, funny in some spots and has an interesting storyline. I devoured this 326 page book in one day.

 

 

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I have a confession. I am a cover whore. I judge books by their cover and I know I shouldn’t, but I do. I have read great books with bad covers, but great covers will get you noticed quicker. This book has an amazing cover and a catchy title. That is why this ended up on my TBR list without reading the synopsis. I am so glad that I read this sooner rather than later. I really loved this!

I wont go into a lot of detail about the book but I’ll admit that I am not a fan of reality TV shows centered around relationships. I watched the first season of The Bachelor when it first came out years and years ago and I watched Average Joe, first season and I really enjoyed that one. But that was it. I had my fill of that crap. So, with that being said…. Aaron gets noticed by a TV producer and is thrust into a reality TV show called Lumberjacked and all to save his family’s business from from going under due to back taxes. He is perfect in every way and the world will fall in love with the Alaskan lumberjack. I’m sure I don’t have to go into detail on how this type of show works… you all get it.

 

 

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Reagan is the producer of the show and Melanie is her “assistant”, who basically does everything and I’m not sure what Reagan really does. But Reagan does acknowledge it and that makes me happy. Well, Aaron and Reagan are instantly attracted to each other and the chemistry is is totally palpable. There is so much sexual tension between these two that I’m pretty sure my kindle melted around the edges a little bit. It’s super fucking hot!

 

 

“he was the kind of guy who could cut a pile of wood with his axe, then come in and fuck you on the kitchen table before dinner.”

 

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“Because if I lacked impulse control, I would be fucking you hard against this here tree right now, Miss Black. I would be buried so deep inside you, we wouldn’t know where I ended and you began.”

 

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Aaron and Reagan have an agreement to stay professional during the filming of Lumberjacked. Ya, right! Melanie has to babysit these two and pretty much needs to put Reagan in a chastity belt.

 

 

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There is sex in the book, but not a lot. Which was perfect for me. But when these two finally hook up for the first time and Aaron says what he says when he’s close to coming… I got belly butterflies. Its been a very long time since that has happened to me.

 

 

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Oh and Nick and Peony….

 

 

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Some of the stuff that got on my nerves, but I am kind of overlooking due to how much I enjoyed the story…. repetitiveness. Oh my LAWD this dry humps my last nerve.

 

 

“Fuck, she was beautiful.”
“God, I wanted to fuck her.”
“But damn, she was beautiful.”
“Fuck she was beautiful.”
“Fuck. She was stunning.”

 

 

And so on…. It’s pretty much only at the beginning, but it is very noticeable. One other thing that annoys me is when Aaron bumps into Reagan and internally thinks how his nine inch cock touched her stomach. I absolutely hate it when a guy sizes up his own dick. Then there are a couple moments where I wanted to smack Reagan across her face for being so naive when Aaron tells her exactly how he feels. Duh Reagan! DUH! Oh and one more… I did have a cliche moment at the end where I rolled my eyes, but I promise that is it.

Overall, I love it. Lumberjacked is a really fun and sexy read. I will most definitely be reading this author again.

 

 

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Review ~ The Knight of Disks by Alana Melos

Title: The Knight of Disks
Series: Villainess #4
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Action Adventure, Erotica
Pages: 271
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Mindy’s review for The Queen of Swords (Villainess #1)
Mindy’s review for The Prince of Cups (Villainess Book 2)
Mindy’s review for The Princess of Wands (Villainess Book 3)

 

 

Sometimes, it takes a villain to do a hero’s job…
Mauler is missing, presumed dead.

Although Caprice is certain the cheery werewolf has shuffled off the mortal coil, his vampire partner Adira insists he’s alive, lost in the forest which came alive around them and swallowed him whole. Their investigation into his disappearance awakens a force which was best left slumbering: Pangea.

When Pangea threatens her beloved city, the villainess Capricious Whim bursts into action, doing everything within her considerable power to turn the threat back… including working with the heroes. Amidst the push and pull of her many working partnerships, Caprice struggles with her enemies, her allies, and herself to organize the biggest strike force Imperial City has ever seen, but will it be enough?

This novel is for mature readers only and contains explicit descriptions of violence and sexual situations. It is dark fantasy/science-fiction centering on a villain as the protagonist and is not for the faint of heart!

 

 

 

 

This was good, but I’m still left with a TON of questions. The Knight of Disks really only answered one question for me…. Rory.

Caprice is still a badass and has a lot of personal growth. She is making friends but still reminding them who she is at her core. Although, I think she is a hero trapped in a villains body. LOL! Caprice would totally gut me for saying that.

 

 

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So, this story took a left turn for me. It was good and exciting and had a lot of action, but it seemed like the story got a mind of its own and it was difficult to figure out where to go. I’m talking about the Green Meanie, Pangea.

 

 

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The story was all about her. Pangea this and Pangea that. Here a Pangea, there a Pangea, everywhere a Pangea. This bitch was literally everywhere and was… well… a bit underwhelming. I wanted to know more about Caprice and what is locked away in her head. I feel that we are even further away from unlocking the mystery that is Caprice.

 

 

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I guess I’ll have to wait for that. Anyway, Caprice the Villain makes a deal with a White Hat to save her city. Ahem… hero…. Well, she rallies the other villains for a once in a life time deal that is very difficult to pass up. The catch, you have to battle Pangea and you have to trust that the White Hats wont fuck you over.

 

 

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There was this guy, named Lethal, (I think) and he made me laugh. He wasn’t in the story too much, but some of the stuff he said made me giggle a little.

 

 

“God damn fucking puke fuckers making me come to this stupid dark shitty plant cave, he grumbled to all of us. What in the shitty ass hell was I thinking about? Going to get cock smoked here by these doorknob fucking shit gobblers, I just know it. Fuck me through a rotating pastry with a chainsaw! All of them are asshole tuna queens! Why did I ever….”

 

 

There was some sex in the book, but not a lot. And to be honest… I’m happy about that. I’ve personally been in a book funk and I really enjoyed the action/adventure of the story rather than the sexy side. But the sex that’s in here, is really great. 🙂

For me… the ending was anticlimactic. I was really expecting a lot more. Maybe that’s the book funk still lingering, I dont know.

Overall, I really enjoyed the book. This author is an instant buy for me. She is great with world building and I really enjoy every trip I have taken into her twisted mind.

 

 

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ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the “serious” literary stuff. Since this discovery, she’s endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat.

 

 

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Review~Rough & Tumble by Rhenna Morgan

Title: Rough & Tumble 
Series: The Haven Brotherhood #1
Author: Rhenna Morgan
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Pages: 368
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Kay Book Snitch

Live hard, f*ck harder and follow only their own rules. Those are the cornerstones the six men of the Haven Brotherhood live and bleed by, refusing to conform to society’s expectations, taking what they want and always watching each other’s backs.

A self-made man with his fingers in a variety of successful businesses, Jace Kennedy lives for the challenge and he always gets what he wants. From the start, he sees Vivienne Moore’s hidden wild side and knows she’s his perfect match, if only he can break it free. He will have her. One way or another.

Vivienne’s determined to ditch the rough lifestyle she grew up in, even if that means hiding her true self behind a bland socialite veneer. Dragging her party-hound sister out of a club was not how she wanted to ring in the New Year, but Viv knows the drill. Get in, get her sister and get back to the safe, stable life she’s built for herself as fast as humanly possible. But Viv’s plans are derailed when she finds herself crashing into the club’s clearly badass and dangerously sexy owner.

Jace is everything Vivienne swore she never wanted, but the more time she spends with him, the more she starts to see that he loves just as fiercely as he fights. He can walk society’s walk and talk society’s talk, but when he wants something, he finds a way to get it. He’s proud of who he is and where he came from, and he’ll be damned if he lets Vivienne go before showing her the safest place of all is in the arms of a dangerous man.

Review

This was my first book by this author. I liked a lot about it and had an issue with part of it also.

What I liked:

Characters primary and secondary both.

Brotherhood-camaraderie

Suspense-enough to keep it interesting

Sex scenes- nice and graphic

What I didn’t like:

It seems the author couldn’t decide if this was a group of ex-military buddies or an MC

This wasn’t an MC like I thought

It was a good book that I enjoyed and may go on to read the rest of the series as it releases.

Book given in exchange for an honest review via the publisher and NetGalley.
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