Review~Overtime by Toni Aleo

Title: Overtime 
Series: Assassins #7
Author: Toni Aleo
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Pages: 543
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Kay the Snitch Bitch

Down and out with an injury keeping him away from the game, Assassins’ defenseman Jordie Thomas lives for the blades of his skates on the ice and the feeling of oblivion off it. With no choice but to heal, he’s forced away from the sport that runs through his veins. With everything at stake and darkness setting in, he quickly finds himself spiraling even further out of control. As his life begins to come crashing down around him and his contract with the Nashville Assassins on the line, he’s given an ultimatum. Ready or not, Jordie is forced to face his past, the fears that consume him, and the one woman he let walk away.

Kacey King had her professional dreams come true, yet her heart was battered and broken. With an Olympic gold medal around her neck, she’s ready to look forward to the future but without the one man she wanted in it. She’s missing the key pieces of her heart she left months ago with the only person who was capable of destroying it, causing her to falter in all her plans to move on.

In the game of life, there are winners and losers, and neither Jordie nor Kacey want to be on the losing bench. If only Jordie could convince Kacey he’s a changed man and that he wants her right by his side as his MVP for the biggest and best parts of a life they build together. With emotions running high and the game on the line, can two proud people find happiness with each other, or will their hearts and souls be left in the cold? Will they see that sometimes having someone by your side who knows the good, bad, and broken is better than going it alone and losing everything through the back of the net? They are out of time on the game clock and fighting for the win of their lives.

But overtime was made for an Assassin like Jordie.

Review

Jordie Thomas struck me as a hot mess in the previous book. I was not wrong either. He is an alcoholic who uses alcohol and whoring to hide his deep hidden pain. He puts no belief in love because his mother made a career of love, well, mostly marriage. One of previous step fathers sexually abused him and his whore of a mother didn’t believe him. He does have a good support system in the King family. The Kings have made him one of their own.

Enter Kacey King, the sister of his best friend. She’s an Olympic Gold Medal winner, so she understands Jordie’s love of hockey. She’s known him forever it seems and has loved him for as long. These two had a few months fling and then Jordie pushed her away. He cut off all contact without any explanation. Kacey was devastated but determined to move on with her life. Her new job as a personal trainer to the Nashville Assassins unfortunately puts her right in the direct path of Jordie.

I liked both characters but never felt their connection. I felt their individual pain and pitied their suffering. I enjoyed the bantering and catch up scenes with people from previous books in the series. I just wish that I’d have been into them as a couple more. Still, a great series and I’m looking forward to the next book.
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Review ~ Spicy Dinner for Three by Lusty Soul

Title: Spicy Dinner for Three
Series: NA
Author: Lusty Soul
Genre: Erotica, Bisexual, MFF, Menage
Pages: 25
Heat Level: 4 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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I’m going to do something a little different with the synopsis. I’m going to post the part of the synopsis that I think is relevant and then I will post the actual synopsis.

 

Lucy is Sabine’s first lesbian lover. But she’s in a very satisfying relationship with Marc, whom she loves to death. The only option she has to pursue her romance with Lucy while staying faithful to Marc is to bring the two together. Lucy, a master seductress whose wanderings have brought her into the lives of many couples, knows just how to make that happen…

 

 

Here is the entire synopsis as found on Goodreads:

 

A steaming and passionate short story of a dinner party that makes you want to skip dessert.

Lucy accepts an invitation to her friend Sabine and her boyfriend’s house to celebrate the turn of the year with them. As January 1st is Lucy’s birthday, she has a special treat planned for her friends. Sabine and Lucy have cooked up the recipe together, and Sabine’s boyfriend Marc will be the lucky guinea pig that will get the first taste…

Lucy is Sabine’s first lesbian lover. But she’s in a very satisfying relationship with Marc, whom she loves to death. The only option she has to pursue her romance with Lucy while staying faithful to Marc is to bring the two together. Lucy, a master seductress whose wanderings have brought her into the lives of many couples, knows just how to make that happen…

A few beta-reader’s comments…
“Reading this does things to me i never thought would be possible”
“Epic and utterly sublime as always my dear – you totally draw me in and keep me hanging on each word you write”
“Had me on the edge of my seat throughout the suspense was great, nice twist leaving the end open…cliff hanger!! Want, no NEED to know more!”
“meaningful..stirring-sensual story…”

 

 

Review

 

 

Lucy and Sabine are best friends turned lesbian lovers but Sabine is in a serious relationship with Marc. Sabine and Lucy are planning a dinner party to get Marc involved and we, the reader, are the lucky ones who get to enjoy it from the sidelines.

 

 

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The book starts off in present day with Lucy, Sabine and Marc celebrating New Years or Oudjaar as they say in Flemish. Lucy and Sabine are playing their parts perfectly, flirting, acting innocent, manipulating the situation and getting Marc’s libido all riled up. Lucy and Sabine setting up the scene was very subtle foreplay and I very much enjoyed it.

 

 

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Then… it sort of got off track for a minute with the Gods of Metal, Gretel a Gothic demon and Hans who are some sort of succubus. *cue the scratching record and then silence*. Wait… what? Is this a paranormal or supernatural book? I’m still not 100% sure but there is an strong undercurrent of hints thrown in throughout the book.

So, moving on. In the next section we get a little bit of Lucy’s back story. She is a very intriguing person and I would really like to know more about her. We learn how Lucy and Sabine met and how they came to be lovers.

 

 

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I did feel that this entire section was out of place. In my opinion, it would have worked better in the beginning. A progression of the story instead of the back and forth.

Well, then we get back to the story I wanted to read about. This part of the book may cause spontaneous humping of anything in your general vicinity. You’ve been warned. Oh my word… I have NEVER read a better description of a blow job in my life! I could almost feel Marc’s cock in my mouth. Mmmmm! Then when all three of them are going at it…. it’s magical. The rest of the book will have you touching yourself. It is seriously that fantastic. Lucy, Sabine and Marc have the hottest sex ever. It’s so good that I want to go back and reread it.

 

 

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There is one part in here that makes me gag a little. I’ve seen it in porn before, but its not really my thing. It was quick and the author didn’t dwell on it so Im good.

Overall, I loved it. This book surprised me in a very good way. It had me panting like a cat in heat. Reading this book has the potential to cause spontaneous humping so I would use caution if reading in a public place. That could turn into a very awkward situation. I’m filing this under my 2 finger, 1 hand read and favorite sex scene categories. I would most definitely recommend this to anyone who enjoys ménage with masturbation worthy material.

 

 

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A wandering soul, lust its sole motivation for seeking out encounters that stand out.

Lusty soul is a pseudonym, an avatar, an interactive immersion in erotica that surpasses mere physical appeasement. Personal encounters spiced up with a dash of fantasy that aim to leave you, the reader, wanting more.

Many manifestations online all have one thing in common…LS, the initials of many personas that all amalgamate into Lusty Soul.

 

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Review~Cold Hearted Rake by Lisa Kleypas

Title: Cold-Hearted Rake 
Series: The Ravenels #1
Author: Lisa Kleypas
Genre: Historical Romance
Pages: 416
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Kay the Snitch Bitch

A twist of fate…

Devon Ravenel, London’s most wickedly charming rake, has just inherited an earldom. But his powerful new rank in society comes with unwanted responsibilities . . . and more than a few surprises. His estate is saddled with debt, and the late earl’s three innocent sisters are still occupying the house . . . along with Kathleen, Lady Trenear, a beautiful young widow whose sharp wit and determination are a match for Devon’s own.

A clash of wills…

Kathleen knows better than to trust a ruthless scoundrel like Devon. But the fiery attraction between them is impossible to deny—and from the first moment Devon holds her in his arms, he vows to do whatever it takes to possess her. As Kathleen finds herself yielding to his skillfully erotic seduction, only one question remains:

Can she keep from surrendering her heart to the most dangerous man she’s ever known?

Review

Everything about this one worked for me. It’s been forever since I’ve read a five star historical romance. Like 2 years. I normally don’t like a sassy heroine in Regency romance but I loved this one. She was a widow with extenuating circumstances. She still lived in her late husband’s home with his 3 sisters. When the new Earl showed up, she hated him on sight.

The new Earl was never supposed to become an Earl but his cousin’s death left him titled. His plans were to sell the estate and wash his hands of it. He had drinking and whoring to do after all. Then he met his cousin’s widow and his views and all of his plans started changing.

From the main characters to the secondary characters, I loved them. Lisa Kleypas has great story telling ability and wonderful humor. I am loving this new series and am breathless with anticipation for the next one!
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Review ~ The Sex Therapist by B.J. Taylor

Title: The Sex Therapist
Series: T-Girl Series #1
Author: B.J. Taylor
Genre: Smut, Erotica, LGBT
Pages: 11
Heat Level: 4 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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When a person has a difficult time of breaking out of their sexual shell they go to a foremost expert in sex therapy for help. Bianca is a master at bringing out anyone’s innermost sexual freak.

~~Warning~~

This is a short story, containing few more than 2,500 words.

DISCLAIMER: this novel contains graphic sex, raw language, and adult topics and is not intended for readers under the age of 18. All characters portrayed within this story are 18 years of age and older.

This is a work of fiction. Name, characters, businesses, places, events and accidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other non-commercial uses permitted by copyright law.

 

 

Review

 

 

The Sex Therapist is, what I would call, a snapshot of a really good porno. It’s a perfect short read right before you hop in bed with your lucky someone or to rub one out. 😉

If you are nervous, scared or a little apprehensive about sex, then Bianca Goodwood, sex therapist, is the person you need to see. She has a way with her clients that will turn them into bold and confident sexual beasts.

The story begins in the middle of Stacey’s therapy session. It was fast, hot and hardcore. Bianca is relentless in her sessions.

 

 

“Did I say you could play with my nuts?” Bianca, her cock still assaulting Stacey’s mouth, slapped her full in the face. It was all she could do not to bite down or gag. Pulling her cock out she gasped. “Get back on that cock! If you have to learn to breathe out your ears to stay on it, you’d better fucking do it!”

 

 

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Next, we are introduced to Anita. She was referred to Bianca by Stacey. In Anita’s therapy session, we get to witness all of it. Anita has messed around with people before but she has never been able to have sex with anyone yet. She is about to get a sexucation.

 

 

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This is a very short story, so I don’t want to give too much away. If you like LGBT, transsexual, erotica smut and you’re looking for a quickie, then I would highly recommend this. Even if transgender isn’t your thing, this is still a pretty fucking hot read and I would recommend trying it. Bianca’s character is described so well that I didn’t see her as a trans, I saw her as a woman with a desirable cock.

I gave it a 4 out of 5 stars because I would have liked it to be a little longer. Just my preference. There is nothing wrong with the book, it’s just what I wanted. This is a well written story and since this is a short story, it is literally short on the story. You know what you get when you watch porn right? You get a flimsy story with hot sex that makes you horny. Well, here you go.

 

 

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Review~Until Jax by Aurora Rose Reynolds

Title: Until Jax 
Series: Until Him #1
Author: Aurora Rose Reynolds
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Pages: 216
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Kay the Snitch Bitch

Ellie Anthony isn’t looking for love. She isn’t even looking for a man, but when Jax Mayson insists on keeping her and her daughter safe, she’s left with no choice but to trust him. Now she just hopes she doesn’t get hurt when she falls hard for a guy who’s known for breaking hearts.

Jax Mayson knows that Ellie is his BOOM the moment he sees her. When he finds out she has a daughter, he realizes he wants a family, and he will do whatever is necessary to keep both of his girls safe, even if that means facing the demons from his past.

Review

I get giddy every time this author has a book come out. I read the book but I’m not blown away by it. This series is good but not great for me. This one is about Jax Maysen. He’s a bit of a supposed man whore. This man whore had just met his “boom” at the end of the last book and this starts pretty much right where the last one left off. Readers of this series know all too well about the Maysen mens’ “booms”. Being a Maysen man isn’t always easy but it does has it’s perks.

Ellie is the “boom” in question here. She’s a single mom with a young daughter who has moved to town after she was rescued from a human trafficking ring. She just wants a simple, decent life for herself and her daughter. When her life gets taken over by a larger than life alpha male, she has a bit of a hard time handling it. She’s almost always been on her own and prefers it that way. The only problem is that once a Maysen man finds his “boom”, it’s all over.

I like this series but still wish I loved it. I’m interested enough to keep going though.
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Review~The Striker by Monica McCarty

Title: The Striker 
Series: Highland Guard #10
Author: Monica McCarty
Genre: Historical Scottish Romance
Pages: 416
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Kay the Snitch Bitch

Six years ago, Eoin “Striker” MacLean endured the greatest betrayal of his life, a disaster that led Robert the Bruce to a crushing defeat and left Eoin without the spirited woman who ruled his heart. Eoin knew that falling in love with his sworn enemy’s daughter was risky, dividing him between a possessive desire for beautiful Margaret MacDowell and an undying loyalty to his king. He promised Bruce that he would keep his fiery bride in the dark about the elite Highland Guard, but he could not predict the dire consequences his secret would have on his young marriage. Nor could he foresee how surrendering to temptation could cripple Bruce’s cause, forcing Eoin to blame his wife—and himself for trusting her.

Now, as Bruce prepares to challenge the resistance’s remaining strongholds, Eoin finally has his chance for revenge against the woman he once loved so fiercely and her entire clan. But when ferociously independent Margaret reveals a surprise that unites her with Eoin, neither of them will let their love go down without a fight.

Review

After my personal disappointment with the last book in this series, I was apprehensive about reading this one. I’m so glad I did though because it was fantastic. It had everything you’d expect from a Monica McCarty novel.

Margaret was a great heroine. A little wild, a little spoiled and a little sheltered. She was indulged by her family and clan. She wasn’t raised like other young ladies of the Highlands. Her clan struck me as more savage and poor. She was supposed to make a match to align her clan with another clan in support of their choice for King. Margaret is adventurous, not to mention, breathtakingly beautiful. She’s also outspoken, says thing that are misinterpreted.

Eoin is a member of the Highland Guard for Robert Bruce, but not when they first meet. He’s almost betrothed to another girl. He knows he has to stay away from Margaret, not only because of her wildness but because of their different alliances. Fate, being the crafty bitch that she is, has other plans and the two fall in love. After a “wedding” ceremony, they leave and go to Eoin’s homeland where he leaves her with his family and clansmen. They detest her because of her reputation and family name.

As Eoin trains for the Guard, Margaret struggles to fit in. It doesn’t work and she leaves to go back to her family. The two see each other maybe four times in their six year marriage and Margaret believes he’s dead. That is just a snippet of what happens in this book. War, death, betrayal and hot sex scenes. Monica McCarty hit it out of the park with this one, proving she’s still a force to be reckoned with in penning Scottish Highlander romance. I can’t wait to see what she does next!
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Review~Off Limits by Kelly Jamieson

Title: Off Limits 
Series: Aces Hockey #1.5
Author: Kelly Jamieson
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Pages: 158
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch Kay

The Christmas season always puts a smile on Jenna McFadden’s face. Even though she’s bringing a boyfriend home for the first time, inside she’s dying to see Andrew. Years ago, when the McFaddens took the troubled teen into their home, Jenna had to keep her blazing-hot crush a secret. And now that he’s playing pro hockey for the NHL’s Chicago Aces, nothing’s changed. With his wide shoulders and taut muscles, Andrew’s the most tempting package in the house . . . one that Jenna’s dying to unwrap.

Andrew Ross just can’t make a play for Jenna. Her dad and brothers wouldn’t approve, and he could never betray the trust of the wonderful people who treated him like family when he lost his own. That’s what makes the holidays so hard. Whether Jenna’s skating with Andrew on a frozen pond or sitting on his lap while he plays Santa, she’s pushing all their boundaries—and there’s only so much a man can take. Andrew knows that she’s off-limits. But something deep down tells him that Jenna’s heart is the one prize he simply has to win.

Review

This is a Christmas novella, something I secretly love. I wasn’t all that excited, as I didn’t really know the hero. I ended up loving this story more than the first book in the series.

Andrew Ross plays for the Chicago Aces. He’s coming home to the family that raised him. He enjoys coming home but seeing Jenna is always hard. He came to live with the McFaddens as a young teen after his parents both disappeared from his life in one form or another. He’s grateful for all they’ve done for him. That’s why he can’t ever have Jenna as his. She’s the daughter. He promised years ago that he’d never touch her. He broke that promise once and guilt has eaten at him ever since.

Jenna McFadden has had a crush on Andrew forever. After their one short time together, she’s moved on. She’s even bringing a boyfriend home for the first time. He’s not perfect or Andrew but he’s safe. When she arrives, all of her feelings rush back about Andrew. Keeping her distance proves more difficult than she thought. Andrew’s always been the one and he’s finally decided to make her his.

Loved it, loved it, loved it! I’m hooked on the series now and ready for the next installment.

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Release Blitz & Giveaway ~ Corrupt by Penelope Douglas

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Title: Corrupt
Author: Penelope Douglas
Genre: Dark | Erotica | Contemporary Romance
Release Date: November 17, 2015
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Erika

I was told that dreams were our heart’s desires. My nightmares, however, became my obsession.

His name is Michael Crist.

My boyfriend’s older brother is like that scary movie that you peek through your hand to watch. He is handsome, strong, and completely terrifying. The star of his college’s basketball team and now gone pro, he’s more concerned with the dirt on his shoe than me.

But I noticed him.

I saw him. I heard him. The things that he did, and the deeds that he hid…For years, I bit my nails, unable to look away.

Now, I’ve graduated high school and moved on to college, but I haven’t stopped watching Michael. He’s bad, and the dirt I’ve seen isn’t content to stay in my head anymore.

Because he’s finally noticed me.

Michael

Her name is Erika Fane, but everyone calls her Rika.

My brother’s girlfriend grew up hanging around my house and is always at our dinner table. She looks down when I enter a room and stills when I am close. I can always feel the fear rolling off of her, and while I haven’t had her body, I know that I have her mind. That’s all I really want anyway.

Until my brother leaves for the military, and I find Rika alone at college.

In my city.

Unprotected.

The opportunity is too good to be true as well as the timing. Because you see, three years ago she put a few of my high school friends in prison, and now they’re out.

We’ve waited. We’ve been patient. And now every last one of her nightmares will come true.

 

 

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I turned and stalked off, taking a left down the hallway toward the elevator. The doors opened as soon as I pushed the button, and I stepped inside, trying to calm my racing heart.

They still intimidated me.

And excited me. And challenged me. And knotted me up.

I’d kind of wanted to go to a party but not with them.

The doors started closing, but just then a hand shot into the elevator, and I jumped, seeing the doors re-open. I sucked in a breath, staring wide-eyed as Michael reached in, grabbed my shirt by the collar with one hand, and pulled me out.

“Michael!” I shouted.

I stumbled into him, and before I knew what was happening, he grabbed my wrists and locked them behind my back, walking into me and forcing me backward, back down the hall toward the kitchen.

“Let me go!” I demanded, my lips brushing the tip of his chin.

“I don’t know, guys,” he teased over my head, “she still seems pretty fucking easy to push around. What do you think?”

Laughter greeted me as he forced me back into the living area.

Every muscle in my body was on fire, and the tips of my toes kept getting caught under his sneakers.

I twisted my body, trying to break his hold. “What the hell are you doing?”

I pushed against his chest and jerked my body to the left, tearing out of his hold with every muscle I could muster.

I stumbled, losing my balance, and fell backward, crashing to the floor. Pain shot through my ass, running down my legs as the fall knocked the wind out me.

Shit!

Shooting my hands behind me, I pushed myself up and bent my knees, looking up at him as he advanced.

He stalked over and then stopped, towering over me. I immediately moved my hands and feet, crawling backward, away from him.

But then I felt something at my back, and I halted. I twisted my head, seeing a dark pant leg, and I didn’t know if it was Damon, Will, or Kai, but it didn’t matter. I was closed in.

Oh, no. I slowly raised my eyes, seeing Michael’s lips tilt in a devious smile. I stopped breathing, seeing him lower his body to the floor, planting his knees between my bent legs, and his hands at my sides.

My neck arched back as his face hovered over mine, but I tried to keep myself up as much as possible, no matter how close his body got.

“I thought you were one of us,” his whispered, his breath caressing my lips. “I thought you could play.”

I stilled, staring into his eyes.

You’re one of us now. Will had said that to me on that night so long ago.

Michael’s amber eyes searched mine and then dropped to my mouth, his breathing growing heavy as he stared at me like he was about to take a bite.

I wanted to cry. What the hell was going on?

Three years ago was nearly the happiest night of my life, and it quickly became the worst. And ever since then, Michael not only acted as if I didn’t exist, but also, at times, as if he wished I didn’t.

Now the guys were free, and they were all back together again. What did I have to do with any of this? What did he want with me?

“I don’t know this game,” I told him, barely audible.

He stared into my eyes, thinning his own as if studying me. “All you need to know,” he finally answered, “is that you can’t tap out.”

 

 

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Penelope Douglas is the New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author of the Fall Away series.

She dresses for autumn year round, loves anything lemon flavored, and believes there is too much blood in her Coca Cola stream. Or too much Coca Cola in her blood stream. Or…

You know what? It doesn’t matter. She loves Coke. Now you know.

She lives in Las Vegas with her husband and daughter.

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Review ~ A Normal Girl by Angora Shade

Title: A Normal Girl
Series: NA
Author: Angora Shade
Genre: Erotica, Fetish
Pages: 75
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Ryan, a geeky technology apprentice student, is on his way to losing his virginity. Shy by nature, his lack of experience with women has left him unfamiliar with ideas other than vanilla sex. In his search for his ideal girl, he seeks out those he deems normal, only to be faced with and turned off by various sexual kinks. Ryan comes to learn that normal is relative, and that he and his ideal girl are anything but vanilla.

 

 

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Ryan is a geeky college student working part time at a bakery. While there he meets three very different women, Beth, Sylvia and Penelope. Each of these women have an interest in the new shy guy at the bakery. It’s like Ryan is in an Axe Body Spray commercial with all these girls wanting his attention.

 

 

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Ryan is interested in finding his version of a “normal girl” and a traditional relationship. But with no real experience with women, what is his definition of normal?

I loved this. It was funny in spots, got my heart pumping, it was very erotic, sexy and kinky and has a great storyline.

 

 

“The tall, geeky ones always get to me. Bonus too, he’s shy.”

 

 

Beth is very interesting and, in my opinion, mildly psychotic. I’m a little scared of her. She is someone who likes to be in control and lucky for Ryan, she also works at the bakery.

 

 

“A hesitant man knows his place. A hesitant man will do what he’s told.”

 

 

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If you know me then you will know that I absolutely hate food being used in erotic and sexual ways. It makes me gag just thinking about it. However, the way Beth worked that cream puff wasn’t that bad and I actually did okay with it. Until… until she decided to make a sandwich. You’ll have to read the story to find out what I’m talking about. Hey… to each their own. 🙂

 

 

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“Men don’t own the world, women only let them believe they do. Don’t ever forget that.”

 

 

Beth has some very interesting sexscapades and Ryan needs to be educated and disciplined.

 

 

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Sylvia works nearby and is a regular customer at the bakery. She also has a lady boner for Ryan and finally asks him out. She knows that Beth is interested in Ryan but is okay with some friendly competition.

I liked Sylvia and thought she was a lot less crazy than Beth. Sylvia is very much a cat person and feels that Ryan might also be a cat person. She takes Ryan home and shows him some new things.

 

 

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“He loves what Sylvia has done to him. He’s never orgasmed so violently. No act has ever been as great, demanding so much from his body or lasting so long.”

 

 

Sylvia has given him the best orgasm but when Ryan wants to cuddle, he is shocked at what he sees.

 

 

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What I didn’t like about Ryan at this point was that he totally judged Sylvia for her kink. I get it… she should have told him about it first and asked permission, but I don’t think he should have treated her like a leper.

Oh Penelope. I think she is my favorite. First looks can be deceiving, right? I love that she doesn’t look “normal”. Her tattoos, make-up and overall style are far from normal. I also really loved the shot out to Aqua’s Barbie Girl song too. I totally started singing it 🙂

Since Ryan wasn’t having any luck with the girls that looked normal and that were approaching him, he thought he would try a different tactic. Penelope seemed very nice, she was smart and was the top student in his class. When Ryan asked Penelope to come back at closing, I was really scared that Beth the psycho jelly cream girl was going to come back and do something. Or recruit Catwoman and really start some shit. I know it’s not a suspenseful story, but I couldn’t help it. It really got intense or maybe it was just me? But I kept waiting for the shit to hit the fan. But then… that ending. Hahaha! Well, I’ll just leave it there for now.

 

 

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One of the things that I did not like is the way Ryan would occasionally refer to his “future son”. That started to get a little creepy. I’m going to tell my future son about this sexual experience and then I’m going to tell him about this…. It was odd to me and I wasn’t feeling it. The other thing was the food that I mentioned earlier. That is just a personal preference. There is nothing wrong with it, but its definitely not for me.

Overall, I really enjoyed this story. The writing was great and flowed really well. The world that this author showed us was vivid and exciting. I was seeing everything in my head play out like a movie and those are my favorite kind of books. The sex and sexual acts are definitely erotic and hot. In my opinion, this is an author to watch for. She has wicked story telling skills that will hook you from the start and not let go until she is good and ready to turn you lose. So… what do you consider “normal”? Do you have kinks and fetishes that you’ve shared with others? I would totally recommend this to my kinky friends. It makes you think…

Bravo!

 

 

I received a copy of this book via the author in exchange for an honest review.
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Angora Shade is an American author living in what she lovingly refers to as “Sheep Shit Nowhere” Europe. In an attempt to add some spice to her small town life, Ms. Shade began writing explicit erotica as a form of self-entertainment. Exploring the boundaries of acceptable sexual literature, she often seeks to create stories that not only entertain others, but also expose and push against the negative stigma surrounding sex in modern day society. She believes that sex in literature, art, personal thought, and physical nature, should be celebrated and expressed openly and as easily as any God-given freedom. Her favorite themes in writing include revenge, self-discovery, alternative materials for love play/bdsm, as well as anything that produces a good tingle, sizzle, or laugh. When not writing, Ms Shade enjoys red wine, travel, dancing, classic cartoons, baking, and creating fine art.

 

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Review~The Hotter You Burn by Gena Showalter

Title: The Hotter You Burn 
Series: The Original Heartbreakers #2
Author: Gena Showalter
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Pages: 384
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Kay the Snitch Bitch

Beck Ockley is ruthless in the boardroom…and the bedroom. He’s never been with the same woman twice, and vows he never will. With a past as twisted as his, meaningless sex keeps the demons at bay. His motto: One and done. No harm, no foul.

Harlow Glass is the most hated girl in town. The beautiful artist is penniless, jobless and homeless. When she sneaks into Beck’s home—her ancestral estate—for food, she’s shocked by his early return…and her immediate, sizzling and intense attraction to him.

For the first time in Beck’s life, he can’t get a woman out of his mind. All too soon, friendship blooms into obsession and he’ll have to break her heart…or surrender his own.

Review

I enjoyed this installment so much more than the first one and I really liked the first one. I couldn’t wait for the former hateful girl and the man whore to fall in love. It was everything I thought it could be.

I loved Harlow so much. No, I don’t approve of some of the things she did as a young adult. They were pretty terrible. For me, she was a heroine you wanted to cheer for. To say that she paid for her crimes is an understatement. She lost everything, she was homeless, starving, a social pariah. Through all of this, she made strides to be a better person.

Now, Beck. He’s such an adorable little man whore. He liked Harlow from the beginning. Even when she was a trespassing pie thief. This man’s appetite on all levels delighted me. His demons were difficult to face and there were times that I wanted to kick him in the throat. In the end, he fell, just like he should’ve.

Another hit for Showalter. Hot sex and belly laughing humor make this series one of my new favorites.
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