Title: Hard, Fast, and Unprotected…With Him!
Author: Jenni Sartre
Genre: Taboo, Smut, Food Fetish
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 2 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
See Mindy’s Goodreads Review Here
I didn’t expect to ever see him again
When Theresa goes to the Cherry Gala with her friends, she doesn’t expect to have her body put up to the charity auction, and she certainly doesn’t expect to be purchased by the handsome man she knows very well…
Theresa’s aching body has been waiting a long time for him…and he’s ready to take her hard, fast, and unprotected. The only problem is:
He’s the man of the house
Resa is an artist. She is invited, by one her clients to go to a masquerade party (I think that is where she is at) where her artwork is displayed. Her client then puts her up for auction. Then there is this guy who is checking her out and he wins her in the auction. He claims his prize by immediately kissing her. While this guy is kissing her, Resa has this random thought…..
“My mind suddenly produces an image of me sucking strawberry glaze off his cock and a mewling noise rises from deep within my throat.”
Okay… so the red flags and alarms are going off in my head. I do not like food and sex mixed together. Just thinking about it makes me want to vomit. To each their own and if that is something you like, then you go for it.
So I continue reading and Resa and this guy she just met, start fucking. They have masks on and realize later that they know each other. This masked guy is her mom’s exhusband. Then the crazy food sexcapades start and they raid the refrigerator. Whipped cream, chocolate syrup and cherries. Its like a sex Sunday and the masked exstep dad is bringing the banana.
So then I read this quote….
“Why is there a cherry in the toilet now?”
He stuck his face around the curtain, “Sounds like a personal problem to me.”
I rolled my eyes at him and he shrugged, “What? Did I pop your cherry or something?”
Nope. I cant do food fetish. Ugh! There should be a warning that says *FOOD FETISH*. I knew this was a taboo read and all I wanted was to read a quick smutty book before bed. But then food happened and ruined it for me.
If taboo step parent and food fetish is your thing, then you might want to pick this one up. But not my cuppa.