Review ~ The Shagging Tree by Alana Melos

Title: The Shagging Tree
Series: NA
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Monster Erotica
Pages: 13
Heat Level: 2.5 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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An erotic, satirical re-imagining of a classic story, this short story follows the path of a lovely young woman and a tree who loves her so. This erotic short has 4000+ words of steamy, indescribable foliage on flesh action.






Haha! What a fun and sexy read! This is my first monster tree erotica and it was pretty good. To be honest, I was really curious how this author was going to pull it off but it worked out and made me laugh.

Our “young lady” has spent most of her life sitting under this tree. When she leaves for college and comes back upset due to people making fun of her sexual inexperience, she goes straight to her special place under the tree. The tree offers guidance and to show her how things feel.






Of course she takes the offer. If someone is handing out free orgasms with no… branches 😉 attached, then I’d take it.

So as the story progresses, she keeps coming back to learn more about sex. I loved it when she came back for the BJ lesson. The tree grows a boner and gets a treat of his own. Hahaha!



“‘I am having fun,’ the woman breathed. ‘I want to suck your cock, tree! It tastes really good, not like my boyfriend’s cock at all, but rather like something good and wholesome.'”






I’m sure you get the idea of how the story is going. When actual intercourse happens it’s pretty entertaining and strangely hot. Not hot enough for me to go and find a tree to fuck, but hot.






Overall, this was really funny, erotic, strange and entertaining. There may even be a lesson involved with this book… don’t always be a taker. I would love to throw some more quotes in here, but I don’t want to give anything away and I’ve already said too much. Anyway, if you haven’t had the opportunity to step into this authors head, it is well worth the trip. I love her books and her writing style.






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About the Author



ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the “serious” literary stuff. Since this discovery, she’s endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat.



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