Review ~ Waxing the Futa’s Board by Caelia Portier

Waxing The Futas Board CoverTitle: Waxing the Futa’s Board
Series: No
Author: Caelia Portier
Genre: Erotica, FF, Fantasy
Pages: 21 estimated
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4 stars out of 5
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Carla waxes the bikini lines of C-list celebrities and pornstars at her discreet little wax studio near Skid Row in LA. Most of her days are totally boring, and she longs for a little excitement.

The day Tasha K walks through her door, however, nothing is routine. At Tasha’s request, Carla mixes up a special wax potion. But a miscommunication leaves Tasha with a magical gender transformation ! This bikini wax job goes totally awry. Or wait, maybe it goes just perfectly.

Waxing the Futa’s Board is a 6100 word scorcher of erotic fiction. WARNING: Not for the weak of heart, and for adults 18+ only. This work of fiction is the product of the author’s wild and fun imagination. Any similarities to real life characters, places, and events are completely unintended and purely coincidental. Please further note that all characters depicted are of legal adult age. It contains graphic descriptions of sex acts. If you are offended by the nature of such stories, please do not purchase this book. Otherwise, enjoy.


“Adult Content Warning: This work contains adult content for those aged eighteen or older only. It contains sexually explicit scenes and language, not for the weak of heart, which may be considered offensive. If you consider these subject matters offensive, please do not read any further.”

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Carla is the owner of a waxing studio in LA. Her clientele consist of mostly porn stars and C list celebrities. Her most requested services include Brazilian wax and anal bleaching. Until Tasha K comes in and requests a special wax concoction. While Carla applies the wax to Tasha something strange happens and Carla is in for a nice surprise.

“Ha! It’s my job! And once you’ve seen one pussy you have to wax, you’ve seen them all!”

Okay… okay… This is my first futa or futanari (am I saying that right?) story. I really wasn’t sure what to expect and I ended up really liking it. I will admit that a woman with a giant penis AND a vagina wasn’t appealing, but I never say I don’t like something until I try it. All I can picture in my head is anime porn with giant cocks fluid everywhere.

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“Instead of you leaving me a monetary tip, I have another idea…”


“trying to lift the heaviness of her iron-like cock into my mouth. When I finally got the tip of it to my mouth, my lips simply couldn’t support its weight alone…”

This is Carla’s reaction… or Tasha’s cock’s reaction…. hmmmm

Overall I was really surprised by how much I liked it. I like the strange and unusual. But maybe that’s because, I myself, am strange and unusual. I like the sci-fi, alien and monster erotica and this falls right in line with that. Its fantasy erotica. So if you like this kind of stuff, definitely pick up a copy. If you are unsure, then read the warning and proceed with caution.


I received a copy of this book via the author in exchange for an honest review.

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Author Bio


Caelia Portier
I’m Caelia Portier. I was raised in a small and very religious southern community. It was wonderful, but I had a hard time with the sexual repression, and the still-existing stigma against gay and bisexual relationships. Today, I am an attorney and entrepreneur by day, and an erotica author by night! It’s my way of having a bit more of a creative outlet. Besides, drafting contracts all day can get pretty boring!

I believe everyone should love who they want to love. Besides, there’s already too little love in the world. Thank you for reading.

Please visit my website and get TWO free eBooks!

Caelia (kie-lee-ah)

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