Review ~ A Normal Girl by Angora Shade

Title: A Normal Girl
Series: NA
Author: Angora Shade
Genre: Erotica, Fetish
Pages: 75
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Ryan, a geeky technology apprentice student, is on his way to losing his virginity. Shy by nature, his lack of experience with women has left him unfamiliar with ideas other than vanilla sex. In his search for his ideal girl, he seeks out those he deems normal, only to be faced with and turned off by various sexual kinks. Ryan comes to learn that normal is relative, and that he and his ideal girl are anything but vanilla.

 

 

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Ryan is a geeky college student working part time at a bakery. While there he meets three very different women, Beth, Sylvia and Penelope. Each of these women have an interest in the new shy guy at the bakery. It’s like Ryan is in an Axe Body Spray commercial with all these girls wanting his attention.

 

 

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Ryan is interested in finding his version of a “normal girl” and a traditional relationship. But with no real experience with women, what is his definition of normal?

I loved this. It was funny in spots, got my heart pumping, it was very erotic, sexy and kinky and has a great storyline.

 

 

“The tall, geeky ones always get to me. Bonus too, he’s shy.”

 

 

Beth is very interesting and, in my opinion, mildly psychotic. I’m a little scared of her. She is someone who likes to be in control and lucky for Ryan, she also works at the bakery.

 

 

“A hesitant man knows his place. A hesitant man will do what he’s told.”

 

 

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If you know me then you will know that I absolutely hate food being used in erotic and sexual ways. It makes me gag just thinking about it. However, the way Beth worked that cream puff wasn’t that bad and I actually did okay with it. Until… until she decided to make a sandwich. You’ll have to read the story to find out what I’m talking about. Hey… to each their own. 🙂

 

 

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“Men don’t own the world, women only let them believe they do. Don’t ever forget that.”

 

 

Beth has some very interesting sexscapades and Ryan needs to be educated and disciplined.

 

 

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Sylvia works nearby and is a regular customer at the bakery. She also has a lady boner for Ryan and finally asks him out. She knows that Beth is interested in Ryan but is okay with some friendly competition.

I liked Sylvia and thought she was a lot less crazy than Beth. Sylvia is very much a cat person and feels that Ryan might also be a cat person. She takes Ryan home and shows him some new things.

 

 

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“He loves what Sylvia has done to him. He’s never orgasmed so violently. No act has ever been as great, demanding so much from his body or lasting so long.”

 

 

Sylvia has given him the best orgasm but when Ryan wants to cuddle, he is shocked at what he sees.

 

 

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What I didn’t like about Ryan at this point was that he totally judged Sylvia for her kink. I get it… she should have told him about it first and asked permission, but I don’t think he should have treated her like a leper.

Oh Penelope. I think she is my favorite. First looks can be deceiving, right? I love that she doesn’t look “normal”. Her tattoos, make-up and overall style are far from normal. I also really loved the shot out to Aqua’s Barbie Girl song too. I totally started singing it 🙂

Since Ryan wasn’t having any luck with the girls that looked normal and that were approaching him, he thought he would try a different tactic. Penelope seemed very nice, she was smart and was the top student in his class. When Ryan asked Penelope to come back at closing, I was really scared that Beth the psycho jelly cream girl was going to come back and do something. Or recruit Catwoman and really start some shit. I know it’s not a suspenseful story, but I couldn’t help it. It really got intense or maybe it was just me? But I kept waiting for the shit to hit the fan. But then… that ending. Hahaha! Well, I’ll just leave it there for now.

 

 

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One of the things that I did not like is the way Ryan would occasionally refer to his “future son”. That started to get a little creepy. I’m going to tell my future son about this sexual experience and then I’m going to tell him about this…. It was odd to me and I wasn’t feeling it. The other thing was the food that I mentioned earlier. That is just a personal preference. There is nothing wrong with it, but its definitely not for me.

Overall, I really enjoyed this story. The writing was great and flowed really well. The world that this author showed us was vivid and exciting. I was seeing everything in my head play out like a movie and those are my favorite kind of books. The sex and sexual acts are definitely erotic and hot. In my opinion, this is an author to watch for. She has wicked story telling skills that will hook you from the start and not let go until she is good and ready to turn you lose. So… what do you consider “normal”? Do you have kinks and fetishes that you’ve shared with others? I would totally recommend this to my kinky friends. It makes you think…

Bravo!

 

 

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Angora Shade is an American author living in what she lovingly refers to as “Sheep Shit Nowhere” Europe. In an attempt to add some spice to her small town life, Ms. Shade began writing explicit erotica as a form of self-entertainment. Exploring the boundaries of acceptable sexual literature, she often seeks to create stories that not only entertain others, but also expose and push against the negative stigma surrounding sex in modern day society. She believes that sex in literature, art, personal thought, and physical nature, should be celebrated and expressed openly and as easily as any God-given freedom. Her favorite themes in writing include revenge, self-discovery, alternative materials for love play/bdsm, as well as anything that produces a good tingle, sizzle, or laugh. When not writing, Ms Shade enjoys red wine, travel, dancing, classic cartoons, baking, and creating fine art.

 

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Review ~ The Devil and Delilah by Alana Melos

Title: The Devil and Delilah
Series: Delilah Devilshot #1
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Weird West Erotica
Pages: 47
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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In the Weird, Wild West…

Delilah lives with her pa on his brahmin ranch, betrothed to her sweetheart Ezekiel. Even in this rough frontier world, life is good and sweet, much like Delilah herself. However, ruffians intrude upon her idyllic life, shattering it and changing her forever.

Delilah prays for help, but it isn’t God who answers. Out of nowhere the devil Azazel appears, and a very handsome devil is he. He offers Delilah the means to exact her revenge… if she’s willing and wanton enough to pay the eternal price….

The gentle lady must look into her heart and soul and explore the wicked, depraved depths she’s willing to go for vegeance.

This is the first chapter of a dark fantasy weird west erotic serial. It explores hard, dark, brutal passions in a fantastic wild west setting. It is for mature audiences only and is 14,000+ words.

 

 

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What an amazing intro to what I’m sure will be an epic story. This is my very first Weird West Erotica book and I am so excited and can’t wait to read more.

 

 

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The synopsis is so perfect that I’m not going to regurgitate it for you. This is a short story and introduction to Delilah’s new path in life. Anger and vengeance are a fickle beast and can really change a person. This is what happens to Delilah.

Azazel, a Devil, appears to Delilah when nobody else will listen. This is where Azazel will give Delilah the opportunity for a new life and revenge. Her only answer is “yes”. He is evil… good looking… and only wants Delilah in return. This is where it gets really erotic. Azazel will break Delilah down and rebuild her.

 

 

“I love breaking people,” he whispered against her lips. “But if you don’t tell me right fucking now how much you want this devil cock in you, the deal’s off and I’ll leave you this way.”

 

 

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Oh the filthy things Azazel says and does… shivers… Oh the sex is off the chart hot and I’d like to get me a piece of that devil cock. I’d let Azazel turn me into his devil whore.

 

 

“I knew you’d be one of my best. It’s always the purest souls… who made the blackest of hearts.”

 

 

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Azazel is relentless and gives Delilah everything she wants and needs to become the new Delilah. She is somehow changed, improved, better and she is ready to start kicking some ass.

 

 

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I can’t say anything else about this because I don’t want to give more of the precious details away. This weird west erotica can go in many different directions. There is a fascinating purpose to this storyline and I’m eager to find out what happens next. This short story is so fucking amazing and is going right on my favorites shelf. My only complaint is that it was so short and the rest of the series isn’t out right now so I can devour them all in one sitting. Weird west erotica is now my new obsession. I’m now going to hound this author until she starts pushing these books out like she wants to be first place in the watermelon seed spitting contest. I can’t wait to get my greedy hands on MORE!

 

 

“Sion Sancti Ascensorem”

I’ll love you forever

 

 

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ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the “serious” literary stuff. Since this discovery, she’s endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat.

 

 

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Blog Tour/Review & Giveaway ~ The Slayer by Kele Moon

 

 

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Title: The Slayer (Untamed Hearts, #2)
Author: Kele Moon
Genre: Erotic | Contemporary Romance
Release Date: March 31, 2015
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To Chuito the apartment was a self-imposed prison for a lifetime of sins. To Alaine, the girl next door, it was salvation from her overbearing, religious father.

He was a devil.
She was an angel.

Two people who should’ve never met, let alone become friends, but it’s not until they give into the dangerous passion that’s been simmering under the surface for five years that things go to hell.

On the outside, Chuito ‘The Slayer’ Garcia is on top of the world. He’s successful. He’s wealthy. He’s a champion MMA fighter surrounded by friends who support him, but they don’t know what he was before he came to Garnet.

A gangster.
A thief.
An addict.
A murderer.

Now his past is churning up demons he can’t ignore. Chuito knows he needs to go back to Miami to end it, but there’s something holding him back, a single temptation he can’t resist before leaving.

Alaine.

She’s the one drug he can’t give up…even if it destroys them both.

“To me you’re coke. Fine. Smooth. Perfectly white. Very bad for me, but so fucking sexy I don’t give a shit. It’s worth going down for.” – Chuito Garcia

 

 

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“It’s a new dance. I don’t know the steps.”

“No steps. You always need rules,” Chuito complained. “Just listen to the music. Close your eyes.”

“They’re closed. I’m listening.”

“Listen to the drums. That’s the part you listen to. Feel it.”

“I’m feeling it.”

“No. Feel it like a heartbeat. Like life. You want it to be a love song, hear the sex in it. Hold me like I hold you.” He jerked her tighter against him as he said it, forcing her breasts to crush
against his chest and her dress to ride higher up on her thighs. “Like you need me.”

Alaine sucked in a hard breath and ran her hand up from his shoulder to his neck. The lust made her languid against her will, and when he moved this time, she followed because she didn’t have a choice.

“You’re not supposed to think when you dance. Supposed to just feel. To move the way I tell you to move.” He ran his hand up her back, pushing at the center of it until she arched into him, allowing her head to fall back and forcing her hips tightly against his. “Yeah, like that.

Better. I step hard. You step—”

“Soft,” she finished for him.

“That’s right. Follow my hand. Hard, soft, together we fit.” He loosened his hold on her waist, and she stepped back to the beat and then allowed him to pull her into his arms again. They did it a few times, the push and pull, stepping away from the heat and moving back together like they needed each other to keep breathing. Then he pulled her to the right and stepped to the left at the same time. When he used his hold on her waist to force her back, she stepped so that her feet were between his. He fit the two of them back together like a puzzle piece again, with his leg pressed so intimately between her thighs it was making her ache. She arched her hips on instinct, and he hummed in approval. “Bueno, asi mismo. Move them like
God made you to move them. That’s good, mami.”

Before now, they’d been dancing salsa, not this hybrid, more sensual form of moving that felt like a guilty pleasure. The beat was the same, the steps were sometimes the same, but this was so much more intimate. A tease. A candy-coated sin that wasn’t a sin because it was labeled dancing instead.

Alaine loved it.

She let herself be completely soft in his arms, moving where he wanted her to move, because it felt so damn good to let go of everything else and just be with Chuito. All she had to do was feel the drums throbbing and listen to the erotic, lulling sound of a man singing in Spanish about dancing with his woman.

All night.

They danced until the sun came up.

 

 

 

 

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Kele MoonA freckle faced, redhead born and raised in Hawaii, Kele Moon has always been a bit of a sore thumb and has come to enjoy the novelty of it. She thrives off pushing the envelope and finding ways to make the impossible work in her story telling. With a mad passion for romance, she adores the art of falling in love. The only rules she believes in is that, in love there are no rules and true love knows no bounds.

So obsessed is she with the beauty of romance and the novelty of creating it she’s lost in her own wonder world most of the time. Thankfully she married her own dark, handsome, brooding hero who had infinite patience for her airy ways and attempts to keep her grounded. When she leaves her keys in the refrigerator or her cell phone in the oven he’s usually there to save her from herself. The two of them now reside in Florida with their three beautiful children who make their lives both fun and challenging in equal parts–They wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Title: The Slayer
Series: Untamed Hearts #2
Author: Kele Moon
Genre: Contemporary, Romance, Sports, MMA
Pages: 495
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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We first meet Chuito and Alaine in The Viper (which I fucking LOVED). Chuito was an asshole and I couldn’t wait to read his story and watch him get taken down by a woman. This book starts in the present but flip flops through past and present to give us a real insight of Chuito and Aliaine’s relationship.

 

 

Chu is a drugged out, gang banging thug whose on his way to MMA stardom. Alaine is a college student studying to be an attorney. Her father is a preacher who wants her to give up her dreams of a better education and settle down with a nice church going man.

 

 

Chu and Alaines back story is really good. But there is so much more to this than just Chuito and Alaine. This book is an intricate web of people and story lines. Los Corredores, Italian Mafia, MMA, gang wars and even a little BFF bromance. This book is hot, sexy, funny and just all around good. Kele Moon is a sexpert at writing her sex scenes. Oh… my… GAWD! They are hot!

 

 

“To me you’re coke. Fine. Smooth. Perfectly white. Very bad for me but so fucking sexy I don’t give a shit. It’s worth going down for.”

 

 

“I’m gonna draw this out as long as possible.” He confessed like it was a sin. “Cause taking what isn’t mine gets me off.”

 

 

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The humor! LOVED IT! It was perfectly hilarious and well timed.

“You just told me you manscaped. You’re fucked up too.”
“It’s a common courtesy,” Tino went on. “No woman wants to suck on a hairy dick.”

 

 

 

“She’s not gonna need feminine products,” Tino said with a bark of laughter. “I guarantee you she’s pregnant after last night.”
“Motherfucker-” Chuito started with a glare.
“I’m just saying,” Tino said with another laugh. “It sounded like she got pregnant.”

 

 

There are some parts of this book that I felt seemed to drag. Since I never read the Battered Hearts series, I wonder if that has anything to do with it. There are a lot of details that, to me, felt like a set up for books to come or it was details to explain the previous series? Either way, it was a lot and I felt myself spacing off some and having to reread. This could also be personal since I’m in a bit of a book funk. So, I’ll let you decide how you feel about that. 🙂

 

 

Overall, I enjoyed it. There are a lot of laugh out loud moments. The sex and action were spot on amazing and gave me heart palpitations! Some of the details left me spacing a little but I do believe they are all very important to the story. Kele Moon is an extremely talented writer and I would HIGHLY recommend anything she writes.

 

 

I received a copy of this book via As the Pages Turn in exchange for an honest review.
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TEASERS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Review ~ The Slayer by Kele Moon

Title: The Slayer
Series: Untamed Hearts #2
Author: Kele Moon
Genre: Contemporary, Romance, Sports, MMA
Pages: 495
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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To Chuito the apartment was a self-imposed prison for a lifetime of sins. To Alaine, the girl next door, it was salvation from her overbearing, religious father.

He was a devil.
She was an angel.

Two people who should’ve never met, let alone become friends, but it’s not until they give into the dangerous passion that’s been simmering under the surface for five years that things go to hell.

On the outside, Chuito ‘The Slayer’ Garcia is on top of the world. He’s successful. He’s wealthy. He’s a champion MMA fighter surrounded by friends who support him, but they don’t know what he was before he came to Garnet.

A gangster.
A thief.
An addict.
A murderer.

Now his past is churning up demons he can’t ignore. Chuito knows he needs to go back to Miami to end it, but there’s something holding him back, a single temptation he can’t resist before leaving.

Alaine.

She’s the one drug he can’t give up…even if it destroys them both.

“To me you’re coke. Fine. Smooth. Perfectly white. Very bad for me, but so fucking sexy I don’t give a shit. It’s worth going down for.” – Chuito Garcia

 

 

Review

 

 

We first meet Chuito and Alaine in The Viper (which I fucking LOVED). Chuito was an asshole and I couldn’t wait to read his story and watch him get taken down by a woman. This book starts in the present but flip flops through past and present to give us a real insight of Chuito and Aliaine’s relationship.

 

 

Chu is a drugged out, gang banging thug whose on his way to MMA stardom. Alaine is a college student studying to be an attorney. Her father is a preacher who wants her to give up her dreams of a better education and settle down with a nice church going man.

 

 

Chu and Alaines back story is really good. But there is so much more to this than just Chuito and Alaine. This book is an intricate web of people and story lines. Los Corredores, Italian Mafia, MMA, gang wars and even a little BFF bromance. This book is hot, sexy, funny and just all around good. Kele Moon is a sexpert at writing her sex scenes. Oh… my… GAWD! They are hot!

 

 

“To me you’re coke. Fine. Smooth. Perfectly white. Very bad for me but so fucking sexy I don’t give a shit. It’s worth going down for.”

 

 

“I’m gonna draw this out as long as possible.” He confessed like it was a sin. “Cause taking what isn’t mine gets me off.”

 

 

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The humor! LOVED IT! It was perfectly hilarious and well timed.

“You just told me you manscaped. You’re fucked up too.”
“It’s a common courtesy,” Tino went on. “No woman wants to suck on a hairy dick.”

 

 

 

“She’s not gonna need feminine products,” Tino said with a bark of laughter. “I guarantee you she’s pregnant after last night.”
“Motherfucker-” Chuito started with a glare.
“I’m just saying,” Tino said with another laugh. “It sounded like she got pregnant.”

 

 

There are some parts of this book that I felt seemed to drag. Since I never read the Battered Hearts series, I wonder if that has anything to do with it. There are a lot of details that, to me, felt like a set up for books to come or it was details to explain the previous series? Either way, it was a lot and I felt myself spacing off some and having to reread. This could also be personal since I’m in a bit of a book funk. So, I’ll let you decide how you feel about that. 🙂

 

 

Overall, I enjoyed it. There are a lot of laugh out loud moments. The sex and action were spot on amazing and gave me heart palpitations! Some of the details left me spacing a little but I do believe they are all very important to the story. Kele Moon is an extremely talented writer and I would HIGHLY recommend anything she writes.

 

 

I received a copy of this book via As the Pages Turn in exchange for an honest review.
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About The Author

 

 

Kele MoonA freckle faced, redhead born and raised in Hawaii, Kele Moon has always been a bit of a sore thumb and has come to enjoy the novelty of it. She thrives off pushing the envelope and finding ways to make the impossible work in her story telling. With a mad passion for romance, she adores the art of falling in love. The only rules she believes in is that, in love there are no rules and true love knows no bounds.

So obsessed is she with the beauty of romance and the novelty of creating it she’s lost in her own wonder world most of the time. Thankfully she married her own dark, handsome, brooding hero who had infinite patience for her airy ways and attempts to keep her grounded. When she leaves her keys in the refrigerator or her cell phone in the oven he’s usually there to save her from herself. The two of them now reside in Florida with their three beautiful children who make their lives both fun and challenging in equal parts–They wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Review ~ Waxing the Futa’s Board by Caelia Portier

Waxing The Futas Board CoverTitle: Waxing the Futa’s Board
Series: No
Author: Caelia Portier
Genre: Erotica, FF, Fantasy
Pages: 21 estimated
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4 stars out of 5
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Carla waxes the bikini lines of C-list celebrities and pornstars at her discreet little wax studio near Skid Row in LA. Most of her days are totally boring, and she longs for a little excitement.

The day Tasha K walks through her door, however, nothing is routine. At Tasha’s request, Carla mixes up a special wax potion. But a miscommunication leaves Tasha with a magical gender transformation ! This bikini wax job goes totally awry. Or wait, maybe it goes just perfectly.

Waxing the Futa’s Board is a 6100 word scorcher of erotic fiction. WARNING: Not for the weak of heart, and for adults 18+ only. This work of fiction is the product of the author’s wild and fun imagination. Any similarities to real life characters, places, and events are completely unintended and purely coincidental. Please further note that all characters depicted are of legal adult age. It contains graphic descriptions of sex acts. If you are offended by the nature of such stories, please do not purchase this book. Otherwise, enjoy.

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“Adult Content Warning: This work contains adult content for those aged eighteen or older only. It contains sexually explicit scenes and language, not for the weak of heart, which may be considered offensive. If you consider these subject matters offensive, please do not read any further.”

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Carla is the owner of a waxing studio in LA. Her clientele consist of mostly porn stars and C list celebrities. Her most requested services include Brazilian wax and anal bleaching. Until Tasha K comes in and requests a special wax concoction. While Carla applies the wax to Tasha something strange happens and Carla is in for a nice surprise.


“Ha! It’s my job! And once you’ve seen one pussy you have to wax, you’ve seen them all!”

Okay… okay… This is my first futa or futanari (am I saying that right?) story. I really wasn’t sure what to expect and I ended up really liking it. I will admit that a woman with a giant penis AND a vagina wasn’t appealing, but I never say I don’t like something until I try it. All I can picture in my head is anime porn with giant cocks fluid everywhere.

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“Instead of you leaving me a monetary tip, I have another idea…”

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“trying to lift the heaviness of her iron-like cock into my mouth. When I finally got the tip of it to my mouth, my lips simply couldn’t support its weight alone…”

This is Carla’s reaction… or Tasha’s cock’s reaction…. hmmmm
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Overall I was really surprised by how much I liked it. I like the strange and unusual. But maybe that’s because, I myself, am strange and unusual. I like the sci-fi, alien and monster erotica and this falls right in line with that. Its fantasy erotica. So if you like this kind of stuff, definitely pick up a copy. If you are unsure, then read the warning and proceed with caution.

 

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Caelia Portier
I’m Caelia Portier. I was raised in a small and very religious southern community. It was wonderful, but I had a hard time with the sexual repression, and the still-existing stigma against gay and bisexual relationships. Today, I am an attorney and entrepreneur by day, and an erotica author by night! It’s my way of having a bit more of a creative outlet. Besides, drafting contracts all day can get pretty boring!

I believe everyone should love who they want to love. Besides, there’s already too little love in the world. Thank you for reading.

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REVIEW~ The Ravishing of Beauty by Jessica Satin

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Title: The Ravishing of Beauty
Series: Not a series
Author: Jessica Satin
Published By: Pegasus Blue Books
Published Date: 3/31/14
Genre: Erotica, Fairy Tale Retelling
Pages: 46
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by NBS: Mindy
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“Warning: This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother’s erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It’s not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk.

Belle’s choice to become the Beast’s prisoner changes her in ways she never imagined.

After her Beast transforms back into his human form, they eagerly explore each other’s bodies. He can ram his fingers into her and probe his tongue deep between her lips. She can feel the warm bulge of his muscles and run her fingers through his red-gold hair, but it’s not enough. Their sexual affair began long before he was human, and Belle can’t help remembering what it was like to have sex with her Beast. She learned to love him through all the blood and sacrifice it required. Belle and Prince Adam must learn to find new ways to express their depraved desires.”

 

 

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warning

 

 

 

“Warning: This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother’s erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It’s not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk.”

 

 

Warning, this story is not for everyone, so approach with caution. This is an erotic retelling of Beauty and the Beast. There is some blood play, anal, squirting, sadism and masochism and just all around kinky fuckery.

 

 

I absolutely LOVE monster erotica and erotic retellings of fairy tales. This story starts shortly after Beast is turned back to his human form. Throughout this story there are several flashbacks to help explain the kind of relationship Beast and Belle have had. Let’s just say that Beast and Belle have a somewhat twisted relationship and they really are meant for each other. Belle is a masochist and of course Beast is a sadist.

 

 

 

“When he sliced her flesh, he had ruined her. She had never felt so close to anyone. Her surrender of her skin bound her to him in a corporeal way.”

 

 

say what

 

 

The marring of skin is definitely not my thing and it caught me by surprise. But the more I think about it… this is Beast that we’re talking about. What else would a beast do? Act Beastly? He’s marking his territory.

 

 

 

“She dipped her fingers into her wet pussy and ran her hand up and down the length of his cock. Her fingers couldn’t even encompass its girth.”

 

 

huge member

 

 

just say when

 

 

I do have to give a high five to the author for finally giving us some sex scenes with Beast fucking Belle in his beast form. I know that’s not for everyone, but I really enjoyed it. If he’s walking and talking then I’m ok with it. So what if he’s covered in hair and has long nails and big teeth. Bring it on!! It was HOT!!

 

 

scared and horny

 

 

 

“The strong smell of books mixed with the pungency of sex filled her lungs. She moaned and threw her head back, putting her body on display for him.”

 

 

Im pretty sure I’d have this same reaction if my husband gave me a library.

About half way through is when it takes a turn into a wicked fantasy land that I never expected. For me… it got a little strange. Not bad… but this is stuff that I’m not used to reading. It’s the scaring of skin and copious amounts of blood and cum.

 

 

 

“He slammed into her hard and fast until he was on the brink of coming and withdrew quickly. He came all over her clothes, his cum splattering over her rivulets of blood.”

 

 

cum shot

 

 

Ahhh

 

 

Everyone has their own kink and I don’t fault anyone for that, but this is not one of mine. There is also a part where Beast and Belle get creative and try to simulate the beast form. I actually liked that part.

 

 

thorns

 

 

Aaaand now here comes the part that I didn’t care for. Again, this is just personal preference for me and not that its bad because it’s not. Beast is now human and it seems to me that Belle misses the Beast side just a smidge. So now she wants to act a little beastly herself. So Beast invites Belle to dinner and it’s an interesting service. There is nothing on the table that I would want to eat.

 

 

eat your heart out

 

 

Im full of heart

 

 

Well then Beast finishes what’s on his plate and he’s takes the left over bone and decides that it needs to be used in other ways. Hmmm…. I wonder what he’s planning on doing with that… OH… NO… HE… DIDNT!!!

 

 

stink eye

 

 

And Beast is all like… Yeah Belle, let me see dat ass!

dat ass

 

 

And Belle is like YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!!!

smack dat ass
crazy pussy

 

 

Then Im over here like… ok, I’ll just wait over here while you all finish up… Akem!

Ill wait here

 

 

Now for one of the parts of the book that distracted me a little and I had to keep rereading it to figure out who was “speaking”. at 37% there is a lot of POV changes in a very small area. I could be wrong but it felt to me like some the POV’s changed in mid paragraph. It would have been nice to have some sort of indication that the POV was changing.

Overall it was pretty good. Some of the content is not what I read on a regular basis and therefore that is why I gave it the rating that I did. For me most of the sex is off the charts hot and some of the sex was just good ole kinky fuckery and a little bit was… ummm… questionable.

 

 

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