Review ~ The Bruja and the Beast by Alana Melos

Title: The Bruja and the Beast 
Series: Delilah Devilshot #3
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Weird West Erotica
Pages: 105
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Review ~ The Brothels of Brimstone #2
Review ~ The Devil and Delilah #1

 

 

In the Weird, Wild West…

Delilah’s quest for vengeance is forestalled as she seeks weapons potent enough to confront her enemies… and secrets of the occult world of which she is now a part. In Mexico, she meets with a mexican witch, called a bruja, to gain what she requires… but the bruja’s help comes with a price. Recruited to stage a jailbreak, Delilah’s quest, and world, get larger as she travels through southern Mexico seeking a lost civilization to help a god ascend to his power.

This is a dark fantasy, weird west erotic novella. It contains violence and sexual situations and is meant for mature audiences only and is 33,000+ words.

 

 

 

 

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Satan’s balls, this is a damn good series and so far, The Bruja and the Beast is my favorite. I got the perfect mix of story, sex and adventure with a little bit of teasing about things to come! A lot of things were revealed in this one, but only enough to let you know that there is a lot more adventure waiting for us. Honestly… I’m considering pulling a Misery move on Alana Melos and making her finish this serious out as soon as possible.

 

 

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Delilah is still trying to track gang of supernatural men that killed her family. She is also determined to learn more about herself and understand her powers and limitations. Delilah is now traveling with Cèlia to Cèlia’s grandmothers, Marguerite (bruja or witch) house in hopes of learning how to kill these supernatural gang she is tracking. So, Marguerite can actually help Delilah but she needs her to do something for her first. She must free Nicolás from jail and bring him back to her, unharmed. Ready to move forward with Delilah’s own goals, she agrees.

 

 

“Changing a point of view is the first lesson of the spirits and the start of learning to bend the world to your will. You see the world as you wish it, then use your will to make the change.”

 

 

Once Nicolás is free, he has his own agenda for Delilah which turn out to be really enlightening, especially when he brings his friend Rose, along. That’s all I’m going to say about that. I don’t want to give away any of the juicy details. And, no… that is not a innuendo for sex. It’s actually plot details that is moving this story in amazing and epic ways.

Azazel makes a few appearances and he is still a horny and sexy devil. I’m still uncertain about what kind of game he is playing. He is a shady fucker and I don’t trust him. Actually, I don’t trust anybody! Everyone has their own shit and seem to be in it for their own gain.

There is some sexy time in this book, but Delilah is “trying” to control her succubus urges. It’s perfectly done. Sometimes giving into those urges and sometimes holding back or finding alternative ways to control it. But when she does give into those urges, you’ll want to make sure you’re in a cool area because your ereader is in danger of melting and your panties will burst into flames.

 

 

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Overall, I loved it. I’m not sure you could tell from the review, but I did. I can’t wait until the next book comes out. This book is big on adventure and it just makes me all giddy. It could almost be one of those pick your own adventure books. Flaming Satan’s balls, that would be fucking epic! My only complaint is that I’m learning that I’m not really a fan of the female/female action. This isn’t only f/f, but there are a couple f/f scenes. Maybe if there was some penis mixed in with the f/f I would like it more. I am a huge fan of cock. Bring on the penis party! Anyway, I would recommend this to fans of weird west and fantasy genres.

 

 

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend”

 

 

Bring on book #4! I’m ready!!

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ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the “serious” literary stuff. Since this discovery, she’s endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat.

 


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Review ~ Family Business by Brett Williams

Title: Family Business  
Series: Can be read as a stand alone
Author: Brett Williams
Genre: Horror, Dark
Pages: 286
Heat Level: No rating. This is not a romance.
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Unable to convince her husband they are ready to become parents, Erika decides to buy a puppy. She heads into rural Missouri on a day trip, following up on a lead in the classifieds, and gets more than she bargained for.

After the death of her mother, Bobbie Jean finds herself living with her aunt and uncle in the backwoods of Missouri.
But her relatives have a dark secret.
The family business.

Authors recommended reading order: FAMILY BUSINESS, LUCIFER’S CHILDREN, LUCIFER’S WHORE (just a side story, can be read before or after LIVE BAIT), FAMILY BUSINESS: LIVE BAIT.

 

 

 

 

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Right off the bat I would like to give a warning to readers. If you’re looking for something safe, familiar or a happy ending, then this book probably isn’t for you. If you have triggers with extreme violence, torture, rape, animal neglect, dog fighting and one (not graphic but it was intentional) baby death, then you should approach with caution. You have been warned. On the flip side, if you have an open mind, a strong stomach and love a twisted tale that will immediately pull you in, give you hope and then crush your dreams, you should totally give this book a try. You will not regret it.

This is the first time I’ve read Bret Williams and most definitely not the last. When I found out he was a local author, I had to stalk him and his books to see what they were all about. I really enjoy reading books that are set in or around my area. Family Business didn’t specifically say where this was located, just in the “backwoods of Missouri” and that sounds like it could be the deepest and darkest part of the Ozark area, or at least that is what I imagined.

The story starts innocently enough, with Erika planning on surprising her husband, Stephen, with a new puppy. While driving to a breeder in the rural backwoods Missouri, Erika has some internal warning alarms going off but ignores them because she really wants a puppy. While trying to decide on just the right pup to bring home, Erika is met with a surprise herself and things take a very dark and disturbing turn.

 

 

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Meet the hillbillies who are running the family business. We have Levi, business owner and father of Jake and Bub. Bobbie Jean, Levi’s niece, has lived with them since her mother passed away. Have you seen Deliverance? Or The Hills Have Eyes? Well, here you go.

 

 

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The only part that kind of got on my nerves was an early section with a ton of rape. Yes, it’s necessary for the story progression but let’s move on, I get it. For a minute, it really felt like the story wasn’t progressing but it eventually did. Another thing that shocked me (actually there was a ton of things that shocked me) was the ending and how abruptly it ended. It feels like a cliffhanger, but the more I think about it, the more I feel like it’s not really a cliffhanger. Are there questions I need answered, yes and hopefully I’ll get those answered in the other books.

 

 

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Since I bought the audio version of this book, I need to comment on Joe Hempel’s performance. Wow! He has a smooth and hypnotizing voice. He does character voices effortlessly and I could easily distinguish who was talking by the accent he used. He seemed to really enjoy what he was reading.

Overall, this book is dark, twisted, brutal, uncompromising and disturbing. Family Business made me cringe, laugh and cry. Fantastic writing, world building and character development. I would recommend this book to horror fans, but please do read the warning and read at your own risk. I gave this 5 stars because the overall story and the audio narrator were so amazing. Bravo!

OH! P.s… Stephen… you are a motherfucker! I hope karma catches up to your ass. Bitch!

P.S.S. If you want to know what happens to the baby then read this part. This is a true spoiler alert. Do not read this if you don’t want to know what happens. (These women are being bread like dogs and there is one part where a newborn baby is shot. The baby is killed because he was born deformed and for revenge. The death is not detailed and it does not dwell on it, but it is in there.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Brett Williams is the author of High Octane Damnation, Family Business and From Murky Depths. A member of both the Romance Writers of America and Horror Writers Association, this multi-genre author writes horror, crime, erotica, and anything else he damn well pleases. His short stories have appeared in Thuglit, Delirium Books’ Horrorwired Vol. 1, and Fifty Shades of Decay, to name a few. He lives in Kansas with Eddie Blue, a Jack Russell terrier.

 

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Review ~ Held by Kimberly A. Bettes

Title: Held
Series: Held #1
Author: Kimberly A. Bettes
Genre: Horror
Pages: 326
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Nicole Lee, a young wife and new mother, steps out of the mall, squinting against the glare of the midday sun, completely unaware that her life is about to change forever.

In a matter of seconds, she is steeped in fear as the world she knows and the life she loves fades away.

As the panic sets in and the terror takes hold, Nicole tries to keep calm, though she’s now in a frantic fight for her life. Locked in a deadly battle of wits with a psychopath, she struggles to keep her sanity as she’s held.

For mature audiences only.

 

 

 

 

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Oh… my…. goodness! This was an intense book! There are a bunch of parts that were so fucked up, I thought I was going to vomit. Actually, this entire book is fucked up. But in a good, sick, twisted, emotionally raw, scary and heart pounding way. It will for sure get your adrenaline pumping! This book will stay with me for a very long time.

 

 

“Only a monster would do something like that. I looked at him as he shocked her wound and knew I was right. Only a monster would do something like that. And his name was Ron.”

 

 

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“I’d be sure I was prepared to reap before I started sowing, if I were you, Nicole.”

 

 

If you pick up this book, just know that there are potential triggers for people. Rape, torture, necrophilia, murder, plenty of mind fucks and there is a some pregnancy torture. I’ll tell you something… I learned some life lessons in this book.

I must also check out a book that is referenced… Annie’s Revenge. Also… this author is from the Ozarks. This is only 3 hours away from me. I actually go there every summer and my uncle has a cabin there.

 

 

 

 

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Kimberly A. Bettes was born on Thanksgiving Day, 1977, completely ruining any chance her mother had at enjoying a delightful dinner. At the age of 12, Kimberly began writing poems, essays, and short stories. At 14, she began her first novel, a project that would take two years and many sleepless nights to complete. Since then, she has written more than ten novels, dozens of short stories, and hundreds of poems and essays.

She currently lurks in the Ozark Mountains of southeast Missouri with her husband and son. It’s there she terrorizes the residents of a small town with her twisted tales, most of which focus on the dark side of human nature.

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Review ~ The Princess of Wands by Alana Melos

Title: The Princess of Wands
Series: Villainess #3
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Action Adventure, Erotica
Pages: 250
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Mindy’s review for The Queen of Swords (Villainess #1)
Mindy’s review for The Prince of Cups (Villainess Book 2)

 

 

 

There’s no rest for the wicked….
When the beautiful and deadly Nacht Sirene comes calling, Capricious Whim’s night to party with the villains of Imperial City turns to nothing but trouble. The pair are hunted by vicious and implacable foes from two dimensions. With Regulus missing, Sirene’s loss of her powers, and Caprice’s struggle with problems within her mind compounded with hasty decisions, the combination makes for a rough night which doesn’t end. When you’re a villain, having a bad night could mean a stint in jail… or worse.

This novel is for mature readers only and contains explicit descriptions of violence and sexual situations. It is dark fantasy/science-fiction centering on a villain as the protagonist and is not for the faint of heart!

Also included is a bonus short story set in the same world centered around Nosferatu titled ‘The Razor’s Edge’.

 

 

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I absolutely LOVE this author and this series!! Alana Melos is a majestic lyrical word wizard and I am under her spell. This book is my favorite in this series so far. This is such a epic story with witty humor ‘Timmah’, great sex, awesome fight scenes and a couple moments where you feel like you’re stuck in a Game of Thrones book and the author is ripping out your heart to feast on.

 

 

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I’m not even really sure where to begin with this one because everything in this book is amazing and important to the epicness of this series. Everything in Caprices world seems to be going just fine, but then one bad decision starts a series of bad luck, can’t catch a break, events. We have the party at the Underground to start with…

 

 

“You know me,” she said, her voice low and thick.
“No, I don’t,” I said, keeping my voice light. “You’re beneath my notice.”

“Mine is going to be the last face you’ll ever see,” she said, the threat naked as she tried to goad me to attack her.
“Just like mine was your boyfriend’s,”

 

 

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And then there is this Bluecoat bitch. But anyway… I think Caprice is starting to really get to know herself and rethink how she views people around her. We’re also getting a little bit closer to what is locked away in her head. :))

 

 

“It was good to be wanted… but really fucking bad to be the most wanted.”

 

 

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In this book there are some really funny laugh out loud moments, some great sex scenes and some spots where my heart got knocked into my gut. I loved that I got to learn more about Caprice’s world and there is TONS of action. I won’t go into details, but I can’t wait for the next book to come out. In my opinion, this book series would translate really well into an HBO series. Hell, this would even be a great video game… and you would have to have sex or eat protein bars to keep your energy levels up. LOL!

By the way… the bonus story at the end; DO NOT SKIP IT!

Overall, just buy the damn series and stop fighting it.

 

 

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ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the “serious” literary stuff. Since this discovery, she’s endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat.

 

 

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Review – Alien Attachments by Sabine Priestley

Title: Alien Attachments
Series: Alien Attachments #1
Author: Sabine Priestley
Genre: Sci-Fi, Romance
Pages: 208
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Will their love be strong enough to keep them alive and get them back to Earth?

Finding one’s psi-mate is something every Sandarian hopes for, but when Ian Cavacent accidentally starts the bonding process with the Earthling, Dani, he has to fight his desire with every ounce of his being. If the process is completed, it means both political and financial suicide for Ian and his family.

A natural klutz, Dani somehow always manages to land on her feet and win her mixed martial arts matches. At home on Cat Island, her balance is thrown when bazillionaire Ian takes notice. Unfortunately some Torog aliens also take notice, sending her life spiraling out of control and into Ian’s arms. But Dani isn’t the type of woman to let alien voodoo decide her future or her mate. . .no matter how gorgeous the man is or how much pleasure he gives her.

For centuries the Cavacents have mined Earth for a precious element, carnium, while protecting the planet from other alien species. Thanks to the Torogs, Dani and Ian must flee to Sandaria. As Dani learns to use her newfound psi powers, the empire crumbles around them.

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I loved this so much! I’ve been getting burnt out on my reading and I needed a good story to break me out of it. THIS is that story! Fantastic read!

 

 

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So… here I am wanting to read something different and perfectly different is exactly what I got. I got to keep the allure of romance, picked up some action and adventure with a kickass story. If you can’t tell by now, I absolutely loved this. I was super lucky to meet this author, Sabine Priestley, at the Multi-Genre Book Signing in Orlando Florida this past May. I chatted with her about sci-fi romance and how I wish I could find more books in that genre. Well, I picked up her Alien Attachments and I was NOT disappointed at all!

 

 

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I love this and it was a hard one to put down. I couldn’t stop thinking about when I was forced to put it down and adult for the day. I thought about it all day at work, all night while at home and just couldn’t get it out of my head. Actually, I could read the book again, right now because I loved it that much. I’m sure I can find something new every time I read it.

The world building, character development and threading of the story are superb. I was rewarded with action and adventure and I never wanted it to end. I mentioned my book slump earlier… and I was really happy to discover that the sex was light but very meaningful. Also, it’s not your typical sex either. In my opinion, it was on another level… deeper connection due to the their psi. It wasn’t thrown in the story right off the bat either. I got to know the world and characters a bit before I jumped into bed with them.

 

 

“This gets more and more like a cheesy fantasy flick every day. We’re on a quest to somehow mend a magic portal, and blocking our way are nasty, smelly, alien creatures. I assume we have a plan?”

 

 

Dani, the heroine is a total badass! She isn’t a whinny baby! She is a smart, tough, doesn’t take shit from anyone, she stands up for herself and she’s a fighter. Literally (think Ronda Rouse). I also really love that just because she is fated to mate with someone, she doesn’t just fall into the arms of her intended. Nope, she makes that guy work for it and he should. Dani isn’t perfect and that makes her more relatable. Although she is a fighter, she is far from graceful. She is a klutz.

 

 

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Ian is the alpha alien who is crushing on Dani pretty hard. BUT… she is human and on his planet, mating/bonding with a human is forbidden. So, to keep Dani away, he acts like a bag of dicks! He is so mean to her and pushes her so far away that she meets Balastar. I’m going to stop right there on that topic. You’ll have to read to book to see what I’m talking about.

 

 

“At times it seemed his desire for her was matched only by his anger at her. Completely irrational.”

 

 

I do have to quickly mention Marco. I can’t wait to read more about him. His doesn’t get a lot of page time in this book but he is funny. There is this one part that cracks me up! You’ll know what I’m talking about when you hit that part.

 

 

“I’m growing it back, baby! You didn’t think a little Torog laser treatment would stop me, did you?” He held the bulb up to her face.

 

 

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There are only a couple things I can pick at… there are a few parts that made me cross eyed for a minute due to some of the lengthy conversations about portals and time travel. It’s not so lengthy that it takes away from the story, but I did find my mind wandering a bit and had to reread a little bit. Then there is Armond… what he did was not okay and I don’t understand how that was just glossed over. Now… I almost never comment on misspelled words or grammar. I have no room to talk… but there are a few words that are spelled correctly, but used in the wrong sentence. For example though should have been through and breath should have been breathe. Anyway, it only happened a few times and didn’t take away from the story at all.

Overall, I fracking loved this book and I’m looking forward to reading the rest of the series. Alien Attachments had everything I needed right now. Great story, characters, romance, connection, action and adventure.

 

 

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A lifelong lover of books, Sabine grew up on Science Fiction, Fantasy and Romance novels. As a child she wanted to be an astronaut and travel the stars looking for aliens. As an adult she’s seriously disappointed we’ve yet to establish so much as a moon base (although she gives a hearty nod to the ISS) and is pretty sure Humans aren’t ready to meet ET. An Electrical Engineer and Cultural Anthropologist by training, she’s a geek with heart. She’s lived in more states than she cares to admit and loves to travel. When not in far off lands, you can frequently find her walking the local beaches and plotting her next adventure. Sabine lives in Florida with her husband, kids, cats and an increasingly large mess of characters in her head.

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Review ~ President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt by Dr. Chuck Tingle

Title: President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt 
Series: NA
Author: HUGO NOMINATED AUTHOR Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Humor, Erotica, Tingler
Pages: 42
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana

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Pibbles Pooch is a young, hotshot journalist with Bowling Bones Magazine, who’s just started his week on the presidential campaign trail with the notorious billionaire, Domald Tromp.

But things immediately get off to a rocky start when Domald tells another journalist that he’s fired, and then proceeds to throw him off of the plane mid-flight. Not surprisingly, the candidate’s approval ratings go through the roof.

Soon enough, things are going from bad to worse when Pibbles receives some top secret information about the real Domald Tromp, a man who may or may not actually be the Loch Ness Monster, and who may or may not be craving a lustful encounter within Pibbles’ tight butthole.

This erotic tale is 5,000 words of sizzling human on gay politican action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and Domald Loch Ness Tromps love.

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This is the second in my TINGLEFEST 2016 series! Here, let me whip out the graphic again.

There! TingleFest 2016 continues with President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt, which is very topical! This is obviously a stand in for a presidential candidate… I don’t think I need to say which one. If I do, then you really need to turn on a television or a computer.

We start out with Pibbles Pooch, a small up and coming journalist for a small paper who observes that all of the journalists around him are both war weary, and like sharks at the same time. The analogy is very apt. He writes that everyone around him is jaded, but that any small action by either candidate during the election season is apt to send them into a tizzy of activity. This, I think, is a remarkably astute observation on Dr. Tingle’s part. It does seem that our journalists are locked into this sort of activity in the name of ratings, and pushing particular agendas for their paper and/or television station.

Anyway, as they fly with Domald Tromp on his HUGE jet plane (Keith, is that you?), he starts taking questions… and I have to say, Dr. Tingle caught that certain political candidate’s words and tone perfectly. It was eerie reading it. Domald goes on to say several things, and while I rarely quote from books, I have to quote this:

“Speaking of immigration, I was wondering if you had anything you’d like to say about the dinosaurs who are upset about your racist comments regarding them crossing the border into America,” Barno suddenly interjects.

“Well, first of all I was talking about illegal dinosaurs, not legal dinosaurs,” Tromp explains. “If you were paying attention you’d know that, but you know what? I think you’re kind of a third rate journalist for asking that question. That’s what I think.”

Domald Tromp says he can do anything. To prove it, he fires Barno on the spot and has the stewardesses throw him out of the plane.

Immediately, Barno starts to struggle against the stewardesses, but it is already too late. There is a wild yell as my friend is thrown from the airplane, whipping out into the vast blue sky and then plummeting down through the clouds behind us as he tumbles end over end.

The door slams shut, leaving the room in total silence.

“That’s what I think of lightweight journalists. I think that’s fair,” says Domald Tromp.

Yup. Wow. Damn. It would be funny if I couldn’t see that happening with crystal clear clarity in our world and not just the Tingleverse.

Shaken up, our young journalist tries to relax while at the rally (where Domald promises everyone in America a steak dinner), but Barno’s boss calls him saying he’s got some revealing information on Domald Tromp! Alone in his room on the jet plane, our young journalist waits for the email and it’s a doozy… Domald Tromp was born not in America, but in Scotland and it turns out his name is Domald Loch Ness Tromp! AND he’s a dinosaur! Not JUST a dinosaur but the Loch Ness monster! Other than his Scotland roots, I’m just not sure why he hides the fact he’s a dinosaur. He could be the first dinosaur president of the United States!

 

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As soon as Pibbles gets the email, he’s called into Domald’s office. There, he can see it. Finally he can see it! And once he does, he’s possessed by a strange gay lust (Pibbles’ words!) for the Jurassic beast. Domald, smitten with Pibbles’ good looks, tells Pibbles his plan for America.

“I’m going to tell it like it is,” the creature explains, “because that’s just the way I do thing. I love America, I really do. In fact, I love America so much that I want to pound it in the butt.”

“In the butt?” I ask.

“Yes,” Domald nods, “and if I’m going to start the process of pounding America in the butt, I’d like to start with you. With your beautiful, muscular rump.”

Does that pounding come with the steak dinner he promised? Or is it BECAUSE of the steak dinner he feels the need to pound America in the butt?

After that, of course, is the sexy part, which is really hysterical to read. I couldn’t do it justice here, but I highly recommend it. Afterwards, we find out the American people voted against him. I imagine it was kind of like this:

I have to say… this short is awesome. Dr. Tingle captures Don… er Domald’s personality exactly, and it’s a bit of a horrifying read. Still funny, but horrifying at the same time. He pretty much nails the political climate for the Republican party on the head, and offers up his own theories as to why Domald is popular. It’s weird, contemporary, on point, funny, a bit sexy, and extremely fun to read. There IS a bonus Tingler at the end, but I am running out of time this week, so you will have to discover that sexy funny tale on your own! I give this short 10 out of 10 illegal dinosaurs!

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Review ~ Pegged by My Kawaii Anime Waifu by Sakura Von Sternberg

Title: Pegged by My Kawaii Anime Waifu 
Series: NA
Author: Sakura Von Sternberg
Genre: Humor, Erotica
Pages: 51
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana
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Kevin is an otaku.

No, scratch that: he’s an Otaking.

An obsessive anime fan. A total recluse. An irascible internet scold.

But don’t worry: he’s also found love. He is the proud husband of Akane Matsunaga. Who is Akane? She’s the main character of his favorite anime series, of course. A fictional 2D character to whom Kevin has devoted himself completely.

In other words: his waifu.

But what happens when his waifu becomes corporeal and real? And what if she’s a little more kinky and dominant than he might have realized? What if she brought with her a ten-inch toy that she fully intends to use on her 3D suitor?

Watch out, Kevin. Akane’s about to put the “oh!” in “moe.”

This 11,000+ word femdom story is intended for adults only. It contains graphic descriptions of adult situations, including humiliation, bondage, domination, pegging, psychic sex, and other fun activities. Reader discretion is advised.

All characters depicted in this story are over the age of eighteen.

Review

First things first, I am an unashamed, unapologetic Sakura fangirl. Although each story of hers has been in a different style, from elegant and creepy, to sci-fi-riffic and tongue-in-cheek, I can tell at a glance it’s her writing, and I adore it. She is a master wordsmith, and I don’t say that lightly. So… this will be me fangirling like crazy. Fair warning!

This story… oh, this story. Kevin, or Kebinu-kun, is an anime fanboy to the Nth degree… or “Otaking” as he puts it. His life is in tatters, but it doesn’t matter if he lives in his mom’s basement… so long as he has his pure and innocent waifu to drool over. Who needs 3D sex when he has the 2D pure and innocent love of an anime girl?

Of course his passion isn’t totally innocent, and it’s not gone unnoticed by his cuddle pillow, which is Akane… the 2D waifu Kebinu-kun is so enamored of. Somehow, magically, Akane comes to life, ripped from the pillow while Kebinku is sleeping and hijinx ensue.

Oh man… the summation doesn’t do it justice. It really doesn’t. It’s so fucking funny. Everyone knows someone like Kevin, who is obsessed with something to the point of being a public safety hazard. I’ve known a few guys and girls like that. Hell, I’ve even been like that at times! Though I never lived in my mother’s basement. The exaggeration only goes to show the satirical side of this story. It pokes fun at all things the author loves… and I can tell Sakura loves this stuff. The story is lovingly crafted, each word chosen with precision. It’s such a smooth read.

There’s no bad in this story for me. True, pegging isn’t one of my big kinks, so the heat level wasn’t that hot for me personally, but if YOU enjoy femdom and pegging (which I do enjoy femdom, and OMG Akane had me in stitches), this will be a hot, funny, and satisfying read for you. I give it ten out of ten cum-stained anime cuddle pillows. Now, pardon me while I go back to fangirling.

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Review~Soulless by T.M. Frazier

Title: Soulless 
Series: King #4
Author: T.M. Frazier
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Pages: 231
Heat Level: 4 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Kay the Snitch Bitch

Review

Amazing! Tears of joy! I love this series! I want to snuggle with it, rub my face in it and make out with it. Seriously. There’s nothing bad to say about it. Is it dark? Yes. Do you have to have a strong stomach? Sometimes. Is it suspenseful? Yes. Alpha males that never turn Beta? Yes. Heroines that never quit? Yes.

Bear was…just Bear. No explanations, no apologizes. Just Bear. Biker, brawler, bad ass. Absolute yummy goodness. The book starts with him in prison to protect Thia. Everyday is a fight for survival. Threats coming at him from every angle. His one constant? Thia. She’s his everything. His reason for being. She’s the only other person he’s cared about besides King, Ray and Preppy.

Thia is fit to be tied. She doesn’t truly understand what Bear’s endgame is. She tries to be what he needs her to be and to do what he needs her to do. It’s not easy because she doesn’t really know anyone outside of Bear, Ray and King. She’s cut off from society, heavily guarded.

This is truly a bad ass series. I count down to the release dates of the books. I can’t wait to see what plot twists T.M. Frazier throws at me next. And the one at the end of this book? I burst out crying tears of joy.
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Review ~ Necromantic Encounter by Sakura Von Sternberg

Title: Necromantic Encounter 
Series: NA
Author: Sakura Von Sternberg
Genre: Horror/Erotica “Horrorotica”
Pages: 24
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana
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He thought it was the perfect crime. When Jack—a self-professed “bluebeard” and murderer of women—finally disposed of his obscenely rich wife, he thought he’d get away with it. He thought she would be just like all the others.

But he was wrong. Dead wrong.

Because unbeknownst to Jack, the specter of his now-deceased wife has risen from her unmarked grave: blood-spattered, brutalized, and ready for revenge. But that’s not all she’s after. This phantom isn’t just out for vengeance. She also hungers for a little… erotic stimulation. Will Jack survive the experience?

Written in the style of a nineteenth-century gothic novel, Necromantic Encounter is guaranteed to titillate and terrify in equal measure!

This 6,400+ word story contains adult material that may not be suitable for all audiences. Recommended only for the strong of heart.

 

Review

Well.

I have to say it IS only for the strong of heart. This is a story which starts off terribly Victorian. The prose is Victorian. The way the narrator speaks is Victorian. I swear I could have been reading a book by one of the Bronte sisters. In the beginning. And then it takes a somewhat abrupt left turn, kind of like this:

Our protagonist is a self-professed “Bluebeard”. He’s killed his wives before, but he swears THIS time he won’t! Reminds me of a certain someone from popular fiction.

So, then of course his independent wife annoys him, and well, he just has to take care of her. This is where the book took the left turn. It’s like… this is the Tell-Tale heart if Poe wrote erotica. This is horror, pure and simple, mixed in with eroticism in a way that made me sit up and take notice. This is the true essence of horrorotica. You’re not supposed to be turned on by it, but you are. My reaction reading it was like this:

I wasn’t sure what kind of face to make! I was in turns horrified and electrified. The book promises thrills and chills, and it delivers. Holy. God. It delivers. I got goosebumps while reading it, and I was glued to each electronic page. I couldn’t tear my eyes away. It didn’t quite frighten me… but it was close enough. It wasn’t just the horror aspect, but the attraction to the macabre which hit really close to home. I’m a horror fan, and I often take delight in other things people find gruesome and ghastly, so for me, this was like… an ultimate piece of writing. A… a… weird sort of self-reflection where I looked at the things I like and went, “Yeah… maybe this isn’t quite normal. Or healthy.” The obsession written here is feverish. I cannot stress enough that you leave feeling that you shouldn’t have been aroused, but the only other option was to be scared.

Sakura writes it very much like it needed to be: as a Victorian novel gone horribly wrong. I had just finished reading Kanye West–Reanimator in which the author writes Kanye West into a Lovecraft story, written in the Lovecraftian style, which made me reread some Lovecraft. This is a book that can be shelved right next to Lovecraft without missing a beat. The style is impeccable. The prose is clean (there was one error that I found, but I was so into it I skipped right past it and now I’ve forgotten where it was!). The story is ghoulish and gruesome, but incredibly sexy at the same time. It’s a work of art. It’s the meshing of two things that should not be mixed to make a incredibly beautiful piece of art.

Yes.

Art. This is art. It takes skill to write something like this, a skill which I admit I’m jealous of. Actually jealous. If you’re into horror, you’ll love it. If you’re into erotica, you’ll… find parts of this uncomfortably arousing. If you are into literature, you’ll find it a fascinating read. The only complaint I have about this book is the cover. It just doesn’t do it justice. I give it 10 out of 10 Bluebeards.

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Review ~ The Masters M.C.: Property Of by B.B. Blaque

Title: Property Of
Series: The Masters M.C.
Author: B.B. Blaque
Genre: M.C. Romance, BDSM, Erotica, Suspense
Pages: 311
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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WARNING: This book will make you feel things!

Fall in love with Tuesday and Colt…and with the Masters M.C.
Embark on a journey that begins with a dusty pair of boots and a near collision on the side of a foggy, country road.

Meet a different kind of American motorcycle club—part outlaw, part BDSM Master, all code and heart.

Tuesday has been running on empty for years, that changes when she almost literally collides with Colt, the president of THE MASTERS M.C. A born outlaw, Colt has created something new, and Tuesday finds herself wondering if the sexy, tattooed biker is a sinner, or saint, as she rides on the back of his Harley, into a world she could never imagine.

Running from a past she didn’t want, one she didn’t dare know, and fearing for her life. She learns NOT ALL FAMILY IS BLOOD related, and some of the deepest roots are forged in LEATHER, INK & CHROME.

When a suit wearing PSYCHOPATH from the past comes to claim her, she glimpses first-hand the protection her new, leather-clad family has to offer.

WITNESS…
The initial buds form on the family tree, and the brutal, suspenseful ride toward the birth of a new breed of biker.

FEEL…
As the first seeds are sown to grow the sassy, would-be debutante, into the slave Colt knows will make the bloodshed worthwhile.

LEARN…
Along with Tuesday, what both lifestyles are really about, on her journey to becoming…PROPERTY OF

 

 

 

 

Review

 

 

Holy CHROMEBALLZ THIS WAS AMAZING! I totally connected with this and loved every single word! This author gets better with every book she puts out. I think people are looking for exactly this! Fans of MC romance and BDSM need to read this. Property Of is just a fantastic and amazing story! I was glued to the pages, forgot to eat and use the restroom. I only came up for air at about 2am when hubby told me that we needed to go to bed. As soon as I woke up, I devoured the rest of Colt and Tuesday’s book.

 

 

“Wonderin’-if a girl falls in the woods and no one’s around to hear, does she still make a sound?”

 

 

 

The story pacing is perfect and kept me glued to the pages. There is a wedding in this book and to be honest, I’m not a big fan of reading about them. They annoy me, are extremely boring and I just don’t care about those details. However, the one in this book is so different and very well done and I actually loved it.

The actual depiction and portrayal of the BDSM lifestyle is accurate and realistic. You don’t have to be a BDSM expert to understand what’s going on. Also, the fact that the lifestyle is woven in with a MC makes it 100 times better.

 

 

 

 

Holy shit Kip. His douchebaggery is so vast that it could cleanse a whales vagina. I know there are assholes like that in the real world and it’s very satisfying to see those types get what’s coming to them. But HOLY SHIT! I was reading with one eye open. Colts struggle to let go and give in to what we all know would make him feel better and then on the other hand to remain in control and not leap off the deep end was palpable. I felt the same struggle while reading and although I wanted him to end that fucker, I was happy with his decision and glad he didn’t give into temptation and held up the code.

 

 

 

 

That first sex scene… oh my lawd! I am so in love with Colt. I’ll never see a Banyan tree the same ever again. What a beautiful and erotic description of that moment in time. Tummy butterflies. And how appropriate that Tuesday would be having this experience under the Banyan tree and what a perfect metaphor for her to be finally planting her roots where she is now with Colt and the rest of the Silver Spurs family.

 

 

“I’d never felt so controlled and out of control at the same time. I was the victim of my own passion – at it’s mercy and Colt was the spark setting off the explosion.”

 

 

 

 

“Tuesday released a small whimper as he held her, impaled on his thick shaft. She held fast to he chains, legs positioned as he desired. Her eyes were closed in ecstasy.”

 

 

 

 

There is a huge cast of characters, not all of them have big rolls in this book, however, my only critique would be to have a name roster and raking list. Like a map of the Silver Spurs family tree or something like that.

I loved this and I am really looking forward to reading the next one! It has action, some “OH SHIT” moments, scorching hot sex, amazing characters and sexy muthafucking bikers! This even has a few laugh out loud moments. Seriously… you cant go wrong with this. I did receive this as an ARC but I sure as fuck had to buy my own copy!

 

 

“I fully expect you’re gonna be a work in progress, but life is all about the ride and not the destination.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

I received a copy of this book via the author in exchange for an honest review.
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About the Author

 

 

BB Blaque buttonI live the BDSM lifestyle, as a submissive, and have for many years, so when I write it comes from knowledge of the subject matter. I have also been involved, in some way, with bikers, and motorcycle clubs since I was a teenager. What I write doesn’t come from research; it comes from living the lifestyles and writing what I know.

I write beautifully flawed characters who ultimately find, perfection is not a prerequisite. Our flaws are what make us unique and some flaws complement each other better than others.

I love BDSM (Male dominant/female submissive.) There’s something that just feels so right about a man wearing the pants (especially when he wears them well and fills them nicely.) I am interested in the psychological aspects of relationships in general and especially when there is a power-exchange dynamic.

My world would stopping revolving if not for heavy rock music (and the wonderfully talented people who make it.) Music and it’s makers will definitely be strongly visible in my work. I listen, I remember…I listen, I’m inspired…to write…to love…to fuck…to live.

I hope I will weave these things together in ways people will enjoy and connect with.

 

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OTHER BOOKS BY B.B. BLAQUE

 

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Angel to Butterfly: Golden Doll

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Not Even Death #1-Eternally Your Master

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Not Even Death #2-Still Your Master

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Not Even Death #3-Always Your Master

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