Review ~ The Bruja and the Beast by Alana Melos

Title: The Bruja and the Beast 
Series: Delilah Devilshot #3
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Weird West Erotica
Pages: 105
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Review ~ The Devil and Delilah #1

 

 

In the Weird, Wild West…

Delilah’s quest for vengeance is forestalled as she seeks weapons potent enough to confront her enemies… and secrets of the occult world of which she is now a part. In Mexico, she meets with a mexican witch, called a bruja, to gain what she requires… but the bruja’s help comes with a price. Recruited to stage a jailbreak, Delilah’s quest, and world, get larger as she travels through southern Mexico seeking a lost civilization to help a god ascend to his power.

This is a dark fantasy, weird west erotic novella. It contains violence and sexual situations and is meant for mature audiences only and is 33,000+ words.

 

 

 

 

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Satan’s balls, this is a damn good series and so far, The Bruja and the Beast is my favorite. I got the perfect mix of story, sex and adventure with a little bit of teasing about things to come! A lot of things were revealed in this one, but only enough to let you know that there is a lot more adventure waiting for us. Honestly… I’m considering pulling a Misery move on Alana Melos and making her finish this serious out as soon as possible.

 

 

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Delilah is still trying to track gang of supernatural men that killed her family. She is also determined to learn more about herself and understand her powers and limitations. Delilah is now traveling with Cèlia to Cèlia’s grandmothers, Marguerite (bruja or witch) house in hopes of learning how to kill these supernatural gang she is tracking. So, Marguerite can actually help Delilah but she needs her to do something for her first. She must free Nicolás from jail and bring him back to her, unharmed. Ready to move forward with Delilah’s own goals, she agrees.

 

 

“Changing a point of view is the first lesson of the spirits and the start of learning to bend the world to your will. You see the world as you wish it, then use your will to make the change.”

 

 

Once Nicolás is free, he has his own agenda for Delilah which turn out to be really enlightening, especially when he brings his friend Rose, along. That’s all I’m going to say about that. I don’t want to give away any of the juicy details. And, no… that is not a innuendo for sex. It’s actually plot details that is moving this story in amazing and epic ways.

Azazel makes a few appearances and he is still a horny and sexy devil. I’m still uncertain about what kind of game he is playing. He is a shady fucker and I don’t trust him. Actually, I don’t trust anybody! Everyone has their own shit and seem to be in it for their own gain.

There is some sexy time in this book, but Delilah is “trying” to control her succubus urges. It’s perfectly done. Sometimes giving into those urges and sometimes holding back or finding alternative ways to control it. But when she does give into those urges, you’ll want to make sure you’re in a cool area because your ereader is in danger of melting and your panties will burst into flames.

 

 

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Overall, I loved it. I’m not sure you could tell from the review, but I did. I can’t wait until the next book comes out. This book is big on adventure and it just makes me all giddy. It could almost be one of those pick your own adventure books. Flaming Satan’s balls, that would be fucking epic! My only complaint is that I’m learning that I’m not really a fan of the female/female action. This isn’t only f/f, but there are a couple f/f scenes. Maybe if there was some penis mixed in with the f/f I would like it more. I am a huge fan of cock. Bring on the penis party! Anyway, I would recommend this to fans of weird west and fantasy genres.

 

 

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend”

 

 

Bring on book #4! I’m ready!!

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Review ~ The Knight of Disks by Alana Melos

Title: The Knight of Disks
Series: Villainess #4
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Action Adventure, Erotica
Pages: 271
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Mindy’s review for The Queen of Swords (Villainess #1)
Mindy’s review for The Prince of Cups (Villainess Book 2)
Mindy’s review for The Princess of Wands (Villainess Book 3)

 

 

Sometimes, it takes a villain to do a hero’s job…
Mauler is missing, presumed dead.

Although Caprice is certain the cheery werewolf has shuffled off the mortal coil, his vampire partner Adira insists he’s alive, lost in the forest which came alive around them and swallowed him whole. Their investigation into his disappearance awakens a force which was best left slumbering: Pangea.

When Pangea threatens her beloved city, the villainess Capricious Whim bursts into action, doing everything within her considerable power to turn the threat back… including working with the heroes. Amidst the push and pull of her many working partnerships, Caprice struggles with her enemies, her allies, and herself to organize the biggest strike force Imperial City has ever seen, but will it be enough?

This novel is for mature readers only and contains explicit descriptions of violence and sexual situations. It is dark fantasy/science-fiction centering on a villain as the protagonist and is not for the faint of heart!

 

 

 

 

This was good, but I’m still left with a TON of questions. The Knight of Disks really only answered one question for me…. Rory.

Caprice is still a badass and has a lot of personal growth. She is making friends but still reminding them who she is at her core. Although, I think she is a hero trapped in a villains body. LOL! Caprice would totally gut me for saying that.

 

 

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So, this story took a left turn for me. It was good and exciting and had a lot of action, but it seemed like the story got a mind of its own and it was difficult to figure out where to go. I’m talking about the Green Meanie, Pangea.

 

 

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The story was all about her. Pangea this and Pangea that. Here a Pangea, there a Pangea, everywhere a Pangea. This bitch was literally everywhere and was… well… a bit underwhelming. I wanted to know more about Caprice and what is locked away in her head. I feel that we are even further away from unlocking the mystery that is Caprice.

 

 

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I guess I’ll have to wait for that. Anyway, Caprice the Villain makes a deal with a White Hat to save her city. Ahem… hero…. Well, she rallies the other villains for a once in a life time deal that is very difficult to pass up. The catch, you have to battle Pangea and you have to trust that the White Hats wont fuck you over.

 

 

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There was this guy, named Lethal, (I think) and he made me laugh. He wasn’t in the story too much, but some of the stuff he said made me giggle a little.

 

 

“God damn fucking puke fuckers making me come to this stupid dark shitty plant cave, he grumbled to all of us. What in the shitty ass hell was I thinking about? Going to get cock smoked here by these doorknob fucking shit gobblers, I just know it. Fuck me through a rotating pastry with a chainsaw! All of them are asshole tuna queens! Why did I ever….”

 

 

There was some sex in the book, but not a lot. And to be honest… I’m happy about that. I’ve personally been in a book funk and I really enjoyed the action/adventure of the story rather than the sexy side. But the sex that’s in here, is really great. 🙂

For me… the ending was anticlimactic. I was really expecting a lot more. Maybe that’s the book funk still lingering, I dont know.

Overall, I really enjoyed the book. This author is an instant buy for me. She is great with world building and I really enjoy every trip I have taken into her twisted mind.

 

 

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Review ~ The Princess of Wands by Alana Melos

Title: The Princess of Wands
Series: Villainess #3
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Action Adventure, Erotica
Pages: 250
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Mindy’s review for The Prince of Cups (Villainess Book 2)

 

 

 

There’s no rest for the wicked….
When the beautiful and deadly Nacht Sirene comes calling, Capricious Whim’s night to party with the villains of Imperial City turns to nothing but trouble. The pair are hunted by vicious and implacable foes from two dimensions. With Regulus missing, Sirene’s loss of her powers, and Caprice’s struggle with problems within her mind compounded with hasty decisions, the combination makes for a rough night which doesn’t end. When you’re a villain, having a bad night could mean a stint in jail… or worse.

This novel is for mature readers only and contains explicit descriptions of violence and sexual situations. It is dark fantasy/science-fiction centering on a villain as the protagonist and is not for the faint of heart!

Also included is a bonus short story set in the same world centered around Nosferatu titled ‘The Razor’s Edge’.

 

 

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I absolutely LOVE this author and this series!! Alana Melos is a majestic lyrical word wizard and I am under her spell. This book is my favorite in this series so far. This is such a epic story with witty humor ‘Timmah’, great sex, awesome fight scenes and a couple moments where you feel like you’re stuck in a Game of Thrones book and the author is ripping out your heart to feast on.

 

 

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I’m not even really sure where to begin with this one because everything in this book is amazing and important to the epicness of this series. Everything in Caprices world seems to be going just fine, but then one bad decision starts a series of bad luck, can’t catch a break, events. We have the party at the Underground to start with…

 

 

“You know me,” she said, her voice low and thick.
“No, I don’t,” I said, keeping my voice light. “You’re beneath my notice.”

“Mine is going to be the last face you’ll ever see,” she said, the threat naked as she tried to goad me to attack her.
“Just like mine was your boyfriend’s,”

 

 

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And then there is this Bluecoat bitch. But anyway… I think Caprice is starting to really get to know herself and rethink how she views people around her. We’re also getting a little bit closer to what is locked away in her head. :))

 

 

“It was good to be wanted… but really fucking bad to be the most wanted.”

 

 

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In this book there are some really funny laugh out loud moments, some great sex scenes and some spots where my heart got knocked into my gut. I loved that I got to learn more about Caprice’s world and there is TONS of action. I won’t go into details, but I can’t wait for the next book to come out. In my opinion, this book series would translate really well into an HBO series. Hell, this would even be a great video game… and you would have to have sex or eat protein bars to keep your energy levels up. LOL!

By the way… the bonus story at the end; DO NOT SKIP IT!

Overall, just buy the damn series and stop fighting it.

 

 

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Review ~ President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt by Dr. Chuck Tingle

Title: President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt 
Series: NA
Author: HUGO NOMINATED AUTHOR Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Humor, Erotica, Tingler
Pages: 42
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana

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Pibbles Pooch is a young, hotshot journalist with Bowling Bones Magazine, who’s just started his week on the presidential campaign trail with the notorious billionaire, Domald Tromp.

But things immediately get off to a rocky start when Domald tells another journalist that he’s fired, and then proceeds to throw him off of the plane mid-flight. Not surprisingly, the candidate’s approval ratings go through the roof.

Soon enough, things are going from bad to worse when Pibbles receives some top secret information about the real Domald Tromp, a man who may or may not actually be the Loch Ness Monster, and who may or may not be craving a lustful encounter within Pibbles’ tight butthole.

This erotic tale is 5,000 words of sizzling human on gay politican action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and Domald Loch Ness Tromps love.

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This is the second in my TINGLEFEST 2016 series! Here, let me whip out the graphic again.

There! TingleFest 2016 continues with President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt, which is very topical! This is obviously a stand in for a presidential candidate… I don’t think I need to say which one. If I do, then you really need to turn on a television or a computer.

We start out with Pibbles Pooch, a small up and coming journalist for a small paper who observes that all of the journalists around him are both war weary, and like sharks at the same time. The analogy is very apt. He writes that everyone around him is jaded, but that any small action by either candidate during the election season is apt to send them into a tizzy of activity. This, I think, is a remarkably astute observation on Dr. Tingle’s part. It does seem that our journalists are locked into this sort of activity in the name of ratings, and pushing particular agendas for their paper and/or television station.

Anyway, as they fly with Domald Tromp on his HUGE jet plane (Keith, is that you?), he starts taking questions… and I have to say, Dr. Tingle caught that certain political candidate’s words and tone perfectly. It was eerie reading it. Domald goes on to say several things, and while I rarely quote from books, I have to quote this:

“Speaking of immigration, I was wondering if you had anything you’d like to say about the dinosaurs who are upset about your racist comments regarding them crossing the border into America,” Barno suddenly interjects.

“Well, first of all I was talking about illegal dinosaurs, not legal dinosaurs,” Tromp explains. “If you were paying attention you’d know that, but you know what? I think you’re kind of a third rate journalist for asking that question. That’s what I think.”

Domald Tromp says he can do anything. To prove it, he fires Barno on the spot and has the stewardesses throw him out of the plane.

Immediately, Barno starts to struggle against the stewardesses, but it is already too late. There is a wild yell as my friend is thrown from the airplane, whipping out into the vast blue sky and then plummeting down through the clouds behind us as he tumbles end over end.

The door slams shut, leaving the room in total silence.

“That’s what I think of lightweight journalists. I think that’s fair,” says Domald Tromp.

Yup. Wow. Damn. It would be funny if I couldn’t see that happening with crystal clear clarity in our world and not just the Tingleverse.

Shaken up, our young journalist tries to relax while at the rally (where Domald promises everyone in America a steak dinner), but Barno’s boss calls him saying he’s got some revealing information on Domald Tromp! Alone in his room on the jet plane, our young journalist waits for the email and it’s a doozy… Domald Tromp was born not in America, but in Scotland and it turns out his name is Domald Loch Ness Tromp! AND he’s a dinosaur! Not JUST a dinosaur but the Loch Ness monster! Other than his Scotland roots, I’m just not sure why he hides the fact he’s a dinosaur. He could be the first dinosaur president of the United States!

I also imagine this is what he looks like:

As soon as Pibbles gets the email, he’s called into Domald’s office. There, he can see it. Finally he can see it! And once he does, he’s possessed by a strange gay lust (Pibbles’ words!) for the Jurassic beast. Domald, smitten with Pibbles’ good looks, tells Pibbles his plan for America.

“I’m going to tell it like it is,” the creature explains, “because that’s just the way I do thing. I love America, I really do. In fact, I love America so much that I want to pound it in the butt.”

“In the butt?” I ask.

“Yes,” Domald nods, “and if I’m going to start the process of pounding America in the butt, I’d like to start with you. With your beautiful, muscular rump.”

Does that pounding come with the steak dinner he promised? Or is it BECAUSE of the steak dinner he feels the need to pound America in the butt?

After that, of course, is the sexy part, which is really hysterical to read. I couldn’t do it justice here, but I highly recommend it. Afterwards, we find out the American people voted against him. I imagine it was kind of like this:

I have to say… this short is awesome. Dr. Tingle captures Don… er Domald’s personality exactly, and it’s a bit of a horrifying read. Still funny, but horrifying at the same time. He pretty much nails the political climate for the Republican party on the head, and offers up his own theories as to why Domald is popular. It’s weird, contemporary, on point, funny, a bit sexy, and extremely fun to read. There IS a bonus Tingler at the end, but I am running out of time this week, so you will have to discover that sexy funny tale on your own! I give this short 10 out of 10 illegal dinosaurs!

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Review ~ The Brothels of Brimstone by Alana Melos

Title: The Brothels of Brimstone
Series: Delilah Devilshot #2
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Weird West Erotica
Pages: 94
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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In the Weird, Wild West…
The dusty town Brimstone isn’t good for much except brothels and getting to Mexico, but it’s where Delilah has tracked her prey. Now that Delilah has contracted her soul to the devil Azazel, she’s feels ready to take on the posse who killed her loved ones. Her thirst for vengeance leads to unexpected consequences and surprises. Things in Brimstone are not what they seem, and dark magic is afoot.

It’s in the brothels of Brimstone that Delilah’s devilish gifts from Azazel blossom and her sensual, sexual powers of seduction and strength unfurl. Things get hotter and weirder as Delilah learns to harness her newfound powers. Lives are forever changed as she takes the first steps in becoming Delilah Devilshot!

This novella is 33K+ words in length, and is intended for mature audiences. It contains explicit sexual situations (including lesbian, straight, and light bdsm) as well as violent images.

 

 

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**UPDATE REREAD 3/16/17**
I listened to the audio version to refresh my memory so I can move onto the next one. I’m really glad I did because there is some important things I forgot about. Also, Irina Stone, the narrator is pretty good. Now I can move onto The Bruja and the Beast. **UPDATE REREAD 3/16/17**

 

 

Ahhhh… Satan’s balls! 😉 I knew it! I knew that The Brothels of Brimstone was going to be awesome and it was! Ever since I read the first book, The Devil and Delilah, I’ve been hooked. So in this installment, Delilah is going after the gang of guys that killed her family and she is still trying to learn about her new self. Delilah meets Celia who is a cook in a brothel and has her first f/f experience. While in the brothel, Delilah takes advantage of all the healing qualities it has to offer before she sets out on completing her journey. Of course Azazel shows up and spices up the place.

 

 

“Oh, if we were in Hell… if I had you where I really wanted you…” He leaned down and purred in her ear, “I would strip the skin from your bones, and you would love every fucking second of it.”

 

 

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The sex is very detailed and really good. My favorite part is the priest! I love the corrupting of a priest and I just don’t see it often. I see it in porn but not a lot in books (or at least the ones I’ve read). Just one of my kinks. I have no idea why… I’ve never been religious and rarely went to church. FUCK it’s naughty, taboo and hot 😉

 

 

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My ONLY complaints are that all of the books aren’t out yet and I wanted more story in the first 40ish percent. I know… WTF am I talking about? Let me try to explain… this story is so awesome, fascinating and epic that I need more of it. As the story progresses, I keep reading about all the sex Delilah is having. Which is fantastic and erotic to read about and it truly is important and a huge part of the story development. So, I totally get why there is so much of it. However, I wanted more story. The sex is fantastic and very well written but I think the story needs to outshine some of the sex.

 

 

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Overall, I loved it and I can’t wait for the next Delilah Devilshot. There is a lot of behind the scenes things going on that pulls the reader in and wanting to come back for more. I need to find out what this “tribute” is. Devil baby? Anal? WHAT! Then the game between Azazel and Samael? It’s like they are playing dolls with people’s souls. I’d really like to learn more about the Red Shoes brothel, Johnny Pharoah, Luke and Samael. I’d like to know what Azazel has up his sleeve and what Delilah’s next move is.

 

 

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ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the “serious” literary stuff. Since this discovery, she’s endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat.

 

 

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Review ~ The Shagging Tree by Alana Melos

Title: The Shagging Tree
Series: NA
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Monster Erotica
Pages: 13
Heat Level: 2.5 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
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An erotic, satirical re-imagining of a classic story, this short story follows the path of a lovely young woman and a tree who loves her so. This erotic short has 4000+ words of steamy, indescribable foliage on flesh action.

 

 

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Haha! What a fun and sexy read! This is my first monster tree erotica and it was pretty good. To be honest, I was really curious how this author was going to pull it off but it worked out and made me laugh.

Our “young lady” has spent most of her life sitting under this tree. When she leaves for college and comes back upset due to people making fun of her sexual inexperience, she goes straight to her special place under the tree. The tree offers guidance and to show her how things feel.

 

 

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Of course she takes the offer. If someone is handing out free orgasms with no… branches 😉 attached, then I’d take it.

So as the story progresses, she keeps coming back to learn more about sex. I loved it when she came back for the BJ lesson. The tree grows a boner and gets a treat of his own. Hahaha!

 

 

“‘I am having fun,’ the woman breathed. ‘I want to suck your cock, tree! It tastes really good, not like my boyfriend’s cock at all, but rather like something good and wholesome.'”

 

 

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I’m sure you get the idea of how the story is going. When actual intercourse happens it’s pretty entertaining and strangely hot. Not hot enough for me to go and find a tree to fuck, but hot.

 

 

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Overall, this was really funny, erotic, strange and entertaining. There may even be a lesson involved with this book… don’t always be a taker. I would love to throw some more quotes in here, but I don’t want to give anything away and I’ve already said too much. Anyway, if you haven’t had the opportunity to step into this authors head, it is well worth the trip. I love her books and her writing style.

 

 

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Review ~ The Prince of Cups by Alana Melos

Title: The Prince of Cups
Series: Villainess #2
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Paranormal, Erotica
Pages: 199
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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The Villainess is back!
Follow the further adventures of the villainess Capricious Whim as she suffers the consequences of killing the double-crossing fixer who had set her up. It’s hard being a villain… and even harder when the local contacts think you could be out to get them. Realizing she needs to have someone to watch her back and negotiate jobs for her, Caprice is in a sticky situation…but she needs the perfect partner.

Enter Regulus, a villain from the “bad old days”. The psychic operative has got the experience, subterfuge, and brutality she needs to succeed in her goals. In him, Caprice meets her equal in power, bloodlust, and desire. A meeting between their minds results in a dark, dangerous passion, a thirst unable to be quenched with just one drink.

There’s only two problems… he’s an interdimensional fugitive from Axis Earth, an alternate dimension where the Axis powers won World War II, and his help comes with a price. When Caprice agrees to help him get free from the hunters who pursue him, a seemingly straightforward task becomes complicated… fast.

This is a super-villainous dark fantasy/sci-fi novel, containing mature content and themes including descriptive violence and explicit sexual situations.

 

 

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The Prince of Cups is a wonderfully evil, diabolical, wickedly majestic and pleasurable story of the villains of Imperial City. WOW! Alana Melos does it again, but I didn’t really expect anything less.

This book has sex, violence, major fighting action and a really good storyline. The writing is smooth and you will get hooked right away. ALL of the characters are interesting and we get to meet a few new ones in this book. Regulus aka Gerard, Nazferatu aka Naz (which is really Nosferatu but in an alternate earth called Axis) and Night Siren aka Rebekah Furst. Such a great and complex cast of characters who I am really enjoying getting to know. I am especially intrigued by Caprice’s mind and what has been hidden in there.

 

 

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Let’s talk about my current obsession Nazferatu. Naz, the Axis version of Nos seems slightly more sadistic. This could be because Naz has a bigger part in this book then Nos did in book #1. But I do love him. He is perfectly evil and fascinated by Caprice and her dark side. The scene where Naz and Caprice are playing with their victim is intense and very cat and mouse like. Imagine the movies Freeway 1 & 2 (oldie but a goodie), American Psycho and Hostel. Mixing them together is what I imagine that Nazferatu and Caprice to be like. These two seemed to feed off of each other. The more sadistic and ruthless they acted the more lost into the perverse dark abyss they became. I loved every second of it. But I will warn you the cat and mouse scene is fucking dark and not for the faint of heart.

 

 

“Mixing death and sex excited me, rousing my hunter’s instinct.”

 

 

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“Like me, he was a sadist, and while pleasure loops and orgasming forever might be delightful, it would never touch the pure ecstasy I felt while killing.”

 

 

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There are a lot of really good and divinely fucked up sex scenes. Alana Melos keeps it interesting and is constantly changing things up. The sex with Regulus is awesome and compared to sex with Naz, it’s kind of feels more sweet, which it’s not, but Naz is so dark and twisted. *shivers*

 

 

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Now for a couple of things that I didn’t really care for. I rated this 4.5 out of 5 stars only because politics bore me. BUT it was easy to follow and the politics didn’t last too long. It was very brilliantly woven in with awesome fights, kinky sex, mind blowing story and all around kickassery. There was also a couple of parts where being stuck in Naz’s head was boring but again, that didn’t last long either. But that’s it. Those are my only complaints.

There is one part in the book that made me giggle a bit. I don’t think it was meant that way, but the there is a fight scene pretty close to the beginning between Caprice and a metahuman with the power to control electricity. Its a great fight scene, but there are times where all I can picture is the Emperor from Star Wars and his electric fingers. I think the gif below perfectly describes what was going through my head. Again… I think of random and weird shit sometimes. LOL!

 

 

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Overall, this is a great book and a really great series. I can see this being turned into a TV show or even a movie series. In my opinion, this is the kind of stuff that people want to watch. The danger, action, complex characters, and sex is what draws people in. I didn’t even really touch on the fight scenes and they are very well done. I can see every motion in my head perfectly. Anyway, I hope I didn’t make this book sound too dark. It has dark moments, but it’s not all that way. I recommend checking out this book and this series. I can’t wait for the next one. I’m craving more from the villains of Imperial City and I can’t wait to crack open Caprice’s head to see what’s been hiding in there.

 

 

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ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the “serious” literary stuff. Since this discovery, she’s endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat.

 

 

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Top Reads of 2015 from Mindy Book Snitch

 

 

2015 has been a very busy year for me. The highlight of my year was going to the RT Booklovers Convention in Dallas Texas in April and then the BDSM Writers Con in August in New York City. Absolutely amazballs! I got to meet some of my favorite authors and friend some new ones. If you have never been to a book conference or convention, I would recommend checking some out. Also, bringing a friend makes the experience 100 times better. Some of these conventions can be very pricey so I would recommend checking to see if any authors are doing a signing locally. That will at least wet your palate for more. My next conference will be the BDSM Writers Con this coming March in Everett Washington. I’m SUPER excited!

 

 

 

 

I also wrote a parody song for author BSM Stonking’s author reveal. No… I will not rap it for you but you can READ IT HERE. Maybe I can get my cousin to do it for me. Hmm… Anyway, I also made my very first book trailer for Not Even Death: Eternally Your Master by B.B. Blaque. I haven’t made another one sense this one.

 

 

 

 

My real life is not at all that interesting. Work is sucking up all my free time. Which means less time to read. At one point I was reading one book every day or two, depending on the size. Right now it feels like I read one short story a week, maybe. I’ve also cut down on the review requests due to the time issue. I’m hoping that work will settle down soon so I’m able to play more on my blog and read a lot more. 😉

For me 2015 was the year of erotica. I don’t think I read one traditional romance at all. I read erotic romance, monster erotica, futanari, literary porn, all kinds of BDSM, cuckold, taboo, transgender, menage, orgies, paranormal, antihero and villains and even a super awesome space opera and so much more.

 

 

 

 

So the lists I have below are books that I read in 2015, not necessarily books that were released in 2015. If you ever want a book recommendation, don’t hesitate to ask any of the Naughty Book Snitches. We are here for you 🙂

 

 

My Top 10 Books of 2015

 

1. The Devil and Delilah (Delilah Devilshot, #1) by Alana Melos
2. Angel to Butterfly: Golden Doll by B.B. Blaque
3. Night’s Beauty & Loves Choice (The Valkyrie’s Passion) by Renee Jordan
4. The Queen of Swords (Villainess #1) by Alana Melos
5. Good Pussy Bad Pussy: Rachel’s Tale by A. Aimee
6. The Pixie’s Passion (The Mortal Champion #1) by Reed James
7. More Than My Wife Bargained For by David J. Jones (This is the link to my review. This book is no longer available. Not sure what happened but the author has disappeared from all media.
8. The Erotic Adventures of Joan of Arc and Space Pirate Captain Cydd Yoshiba, Episode I: Maiden Voyage by Sakura von Sternberg
9. Eternally Your Master (Not Even Death #1) by B.B. Blaque
10. Kate’s Taboo Trap (Tricking the Man of the House) by Q.R. Braddock

 

 

Top Series of 2015

 

1. Gypsy Brothers by Lili St. Germain
2. Titan by Cristin Harber
3. The Mortal Champion by Reed James
4. Guardians of the Realms by Setta Jay

 

 

Most Memorable Books of 2015

 

1. Enthralled (Futanari Vampires Book 1) by Bryce Calderwood
2. Rubber Space Academy by Roxy Katt (this book is no longer available. Damn shame… it was fucking hilarious. This is the link to my review.) UPDATE: 1/18/16 – This book is now in the Naughty Tales of Leather & Latex: Laugh Out Loud Lesbian Humor trilogy BUY IT HERE
3. The Vampires Ange De La Mort (The Vampires Ange De La Mort #1) by B.S.M. Stoneking
4. Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired (Season One) by Moctezuma Johnson
5. Dark Tide: An Interracial Adventure on the High Seas by Ben Boswell
6. Unicorn: Horn of Desire #1 and Horn of Lust #2 (Unicorn Pleasures) by Cecilia Chase
7. Virtual Reality Mistress by Jim Lyon
8. A Normal Girl by Angora Shade (This book is currently unavailable. BUT.. this author will re-release it again soon.This is the link to my review.) 
9. Submission at The Tower: The Depths of Desire by Felicity Brandon
10. The Blue Cauldron (Wild Magic #2) by D.L. Baker

 

 

Top 5 Book Covers of 2015

 

1. Winter’s Kiss (The Mortal Champion #2) by Reed James
2. Enthralled (Futanari Vampires #1) by Bryce Calderwood
3. Denying Ecstasy (Guardians of the Realms #3) by Setta Jay
4. Kane’s Hell by Elizabeth Finn
5. Scrupulous (Affliction of Falling, #1) by Kristina Canady

 


 

 

2 Finger 1 Hand Read shelf of 2015

 

1. Spicy Dinner for Three by Lusty Soul
2. Enthralled (Futanari Vampires Book 1) by Bryce Calderwood
3. Man of the House by Selena Kitt
4. Eternally Your Master #1 and Still Your Master #2 (Not Even Death) by B.B. Blaque
5. The Vampires Ange De La Mort by BSM Stoneking
6. The Pixie’s Passion (The Mortal Champion #1) by Reed James
8. Wicked Ties #1 and Decadent #2 by Shayla Black
9. Demon’s Embrace (Erotic Apocalypse #1) by Bryce Calderwood
10. More Than My Wife Bargained For by David J. Jones (This is the link to my review. This book is no longer available. Not sure what happened but the author has disappeared from all media.) 
11. The White Bull by Emerald Ice
12. Dark Tide: An Interracial Adventure on the High Seas by Ben Boswell
13. Rayelle (So Pure Yet So Sinful #3) by Connie Cliff
14. Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired (Season One): the Hardcore Literary Psycho-thriller by Moctezuma Johnson
15. Oorah by Saharah Shae
16. Beaches and Cream (Part 2 of Sun Strokes) by Kojo Black
17. Kate’s Taboo Trap and In Bed with My Step by Q.R. Braddock

 

 

 

 

Now, hopefully you’re all hot and bothered so please check out some of my top reads from 2015. I hope you will enjoy them as much as I did.

 

 

Who’s going to have a fanfuckingtastic 2016? YOU ARE! And me.. I’m going to have a spunktacular 2016 too.

Happy reading and have a wonderful 2016!

 

 

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Review ~ The Queen of Swords by Alana Melos

Title: The Queen of Swords
Series: Villainess #1
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Erotica
Pages: 85
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Meet Caprice, better known as the villainess Capricious Whim….

Caprice is a woman who works hard and plays hard. She’s a veteran villain of Imperial City, and what you might call a ‘maladjusted individual’. While she plots to achieve her own goals, she’s forced to take whatever jobs may come along, and any unintended consequences from them!

The heroes don’t always win in this world, but being a villain has its own unique set of problems.

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Supers, metahumans, mutants and freaks oh my! Sounds like my kind of crowd. Caprice Whim is perfectly beautiful and those kind of looks aren’t cheap. She is a telepathic killer for hire with telekinetic powers. All the “super villains” hang out at The Underground to find jobs and make connections. This is where Caprice teams up with Michael and Harry for job. And so begins the adventure….

 

 

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What an amazing book! Actually, in my opinion anything this author writes is a MUST READ! I highly recommend her. I loved everything about this book. I was loving it so much that I started to look for things that I didn’t like and I can only think of one little thing that was slightly off to me, but I still liked it. This books has sizzling panty melting sex, an interesting and well written storyline, intriguing and well developed characters that I can’t wait to learn more about and lots of action. I was glued to the pages and didn’t want it to end.

I mentioned that there was one little thing that seemed off to me. Well, Caprice is this killer for hire and she is one of the best in her field. When she goes on a job, she seems to get tuckered out pretty quick if she is using her powers at max capacity. She had to be carried out because she was too spent. Just seems odd to me that she wouldn’t have a backup plan in a situation like that, since she is one of the best. Of course I find out that she refuels a lot like Popeye does with his Spinach. LOL! But that’s it. Even though I say it was slightly off, I get why she was weakened. It didn’t distract from the story at all and I wouldn’t change a thing. Caprice is a total bad ass and I have her down as one of my top 10 favorite characters.

 

 

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I wanted these kinds of superhero and villain books when I was a kid. I read books with male heroes and wished that someone would write a kick ass book where women were the heroes. Why do the boys get to have all the fun? I don’t know about you, but I wished for more women heroes like Wonder Woman or a female version of Sherlock Holmes. There were some books like that, but not many. Didn’t matter to me if she was good or bad. This is my wish come true but even better because it appeals to my darker and adult kinkier side.

Overall I loved this. This type of book appeals to me on so many levels. Strong female, sci-fi fantasy, superheroes and villains, kinky and detailed sex and a really good storyline. I can’t wait to get my hands on the next one….

 

 

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ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the “serious” literary stuff. Since this discovery, she’s endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat.

 

 

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