I’m in Love with the Handsome Mummy Racecar in my Butt by Dr. Chuck Tingle

Title: I’m in Love with the Handsome Mummy Racecar in my Butt 
Series: NA
Author: Twice Hugo Nominated Author Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Tingler
Pages: 33
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Alana

Yeebs is an archeologist of the future who is on the hunt; searching the desert of what was once Daytona Beach for the greatest racetrack in American history after finding a clue on an ancient 8-Eleven soda cup. Unfortunately, Yeebs is coming out empty handed, and the stress is getting to him.

Hoping to blow off some steam, Yeebs goes for a walk in the desert, but ends up stumbling into an ancient automotive tomb below the surface. Soon enough, the archeologist is face to face with a handsome mummy racecar named Winky, who will teach him the true meaning of life… and love, in the fast lane.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of undead vehicle on gay human action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and sentient mummy racecar love.

This is the last installment of Tinglefest 2017. Sadly, I have fallen behind due to real life responsibilities, but here’s the pretty banner I made!

This story is one of Dr. Tingle’s “living object” tinglers wherein a person has sex with an object which is somehow, miraculously, alive. In this case, it’s a car, but I’m getting ahead of myself. Yeebs is an archaeologist of the future digging around for Daytona Beach. He takes a break and wanders away from the site, despondent over his career. However, a job’s a job and he’s resigned himself to it.

Through an accident, he falls into the Daytona race track, long hidden by the shifting sands of a post apocalyptic future. Not only that, but something is alive in there! It’s… it’s… a car wrapped in bandages like a mummy! The mummy racecar demands to know what he’s looking for, and poor Yeebs replies with “experience”, not knowing what else to say. It turns out the mummy racecar is also looking for experience, and that he wasn’t always the sleek racecar we know him as now. He introduces himself as Winky.

Yeah, intentional or not, that’s the first thing I thought of.

Winky then takes Yeebs (Ok, Dr. Tingle, what is up with these names, man? Names of the future? Or just sounds that people make when they’re born and they’re stuck with them?) on a ride, and that’s when things get sexy! I don’t need to tell you what happens, though the ending cracked me up, seriously cracked me up. While it’s not his best tingler, it still made me laugh. I give this one eight out of ten drive shafts! And now, here are some gifs for you to enjoy because, well, because people fucking cars.

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Review ~ Rubber Space Academy by Roxy Katt

Title: Rubber Space Academy
Author: Roxy Katt
Genre: Erotica, Fetish, Comedy, F/F
Pages: 41
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Space cadet Pamela Blamm is in trouble. Unauthorized sex toys have been found in her footlocker at the highly repressed Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy, and it looks like she will be disciplined. But Pamela’s encounter with the rubber skirted CO takes a bizarre turn and leads to a series of erotic and comical escapades with latex clad women of the academy. Will Pamela be able to escape?

 

 

Review

 

 

Warning! This book is NOT for everyone. Im on the fence with the flame rating. Is the 3 out of 4 flames appropriate? The sex or sexual acts were erotic enough, but not in a sexy make you want to “buff your muffin” kind of way. More like a sexual fetish sort of way that may have a very specific audience. This is what I would call erotic fetish comedy.

 

 

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Pamela Blamm is a cadet at Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy. She’s a lesbian with a rubber fetish stuck in an Academy full of uptight cunt teases.

 

 

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“Lesbian rubberhaven was turning out to be one great, heterosexual cunt tease.”

 

 

 

 

When Blamm’s secret toy and magazine stash is found, she’s confronted Major Marilyn Morgan. When Major Morgan was about to proposition Blamm, she somehow “accidently” got herself handcuffed and Blamm, being an opportunist, took advantage of the situation. Blamm is teaching the Major about who is really in charge.

 

 

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From here, Blamm is set on a whirlwind of an unbelievable adventure to get the fuck out of Dodge.

 

 

Alright… now there are some pretty nasty stuff, but Ive got a twisted sense of humor and I thought it was hilarious.

 

 

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“As I slowly pulled the vibrator out she involuntarily emitted a great sequence of cracking farts, spluttering through the pussylube that abundantly lined her hole, thundering repeatedly like a squadron of dreadnaughts.”

 

 

 

 

Then the author slaps you with some really… umm… specific fetish, that is definitely not in my kink bucket.

 

 

Warning! This quote is NOT for everyone. Consider yourself warned!
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“I pissed all over her face: a great, thundering stream of fresh, hot piss. She groaned, spluttered; inarticulate cries of confusion and shock rose from beneath my sticky pussy.”

HA! I told you didn’t I?!

 

 

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Oh, you think that’s a little crazy… well, let me introduce you to some Denebian Cunt Eels! And….

 

 

EWW

 

 

But wait… there’s more! Xena Mars, the super star of space pilots is at the Academy visiting. Sealed up in her super shiny latex suite and helmet has Blamm hot all over again. In disguise, Blamm works her way onto Xena’s ship. Then, well, this is where I pretty much got grossed out and had a ten minute laughing fit.

 

 

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Overall, I really liked it. I laughed so much that my family had to come and check on me because they thought I was crying. Hahaha! I thought it was really funny and strangely erotic. Is this for everyone? Hell no! Will people with an open mind who can deal with a little erotic fetish that may not be specifically in their kink bucket enjoy this? Yes, I think so. This is a fascinating journey though Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy, with a horny and sexually repressed lesbian who leaves a trail of women hogtied and sexually deviated. I thoroughly enjoyed this and will read this author again.

 

 

I received a copy of this book via the author in exchange for an honest review.
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About The Author

 

 

I started writing erotica in the 90s, just for my own entertainment. Then I thought it might be fun to publish it, and perhaps even make a little money. My first publication was a graphic short story (art by Tom Porta) in the very first issue of Heavy Rubber Magazine (1997). Since then I have published in a number of major erotic anthologies, such as the winner of the Lambda Literary Award for Lesbian Erotica, Lesbian Cowboys: Erotic Adventures (Cleis Press, 2009).

Erotic fetish writing can be divided, of course, into a number of genres or subgenres such as rubber, leather, armour, BDSM, spanking, etc. But as a fetish writer, I find my own difficulty in publicizing my work lies in the fact that while it incorporates these and other genres, it does not always fit neatly into one of them.

So how do I describe my hard to categorize work to the person who, unbeknownst to him or herself, might enjoy this lesbian and transgender erotica, but has no one label with with to search for it?

I think you could say, first of all, that humiliation is central. And usually, the humiliation is comical, cartoonish, unusual, or bizarre.

The humiliation often involves some form of being tied up, stuck in something, rendered peculiarly powerles (especially by one’s own seemingly empowering garments)

And there must be a build-up to the humiliation. I am all about foreplay. For me, that is the sexiest thing in an erotic story. So many tales begin with two paragraphs that introduce stock, uninteresting characters, and then proceed with 30 pages of “insert Tab A into Slot B” sex. I do not find this even remotely interesting.

Not that I do not describe sexual acts and their consummation in detail — I most certainly do.

My work could be described as BDSM, but not in the classic sense of two people getting together in a “dungeon” like setting, within one of them tormenting the other for so many pages in more or less predictable ways. My characters do not usually start out saying “let’s have sex,” but that is what they end up doing. For example, if one character wears a rubber suit, it is not because she is a dominatrix preparing to play with a sex partner, but because she is a spacewoman or a diver. I tend to contrive “realistic” excuses for my characters wearing fetish gear. To me, a woman dressed up like Catwoman is sexier if she is doing so to burgle an estate, rather than explicitly to have sex. Rest assured, though, somehow she will have sex.

 

 

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