Review ~ Living Corn James Corny Fired in the Butt by Dr. Chuck Tingle

Title: Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt 
Series: NA
Author: Twice Hugo Nominated Author Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Tingler
Pages: 31
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Alana

Dimald Trimp is the head of the American Agriculture Agency, and he’s as corrupt as they come. Lately, it’s been working out fine for the unethical politician, but things are suddenly coming to a head now that James Corny, the handsome living corn in charge of ethics investigations, has shown interest in Dimald’s connection to sentient Russian beets.

With the Russian beets breathing down his neck, Dimald sees no other option but to fire James Corny, but things are always easier said than done in politics. Now Dimald is taking an erotic journey deep within the butt of this sentient vegetable investigator, and learning more about his own true nature than he ever wanted.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sentient corn on unethical politician action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and handsome living vegetable love.

Here we are with Tingler #2 in Tinglefest 2017: Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt.

Dr. Tingle is, to say the least, up on his politics. This fiction parallels the firing of the … well, you’ve all read the news, of course. I shan’t bore you with it here. However, in true Tingle fashion, Chuck gives us this news warped and twisted, and incredibly funny.

Dimald Trimp becomes the president of the American Agriculture Agency and… wait a second. Dimald… Trimp? Is this perhaps…?

Yeah… I thought so. Just another alternate timeline from Chuck’s voyages! Anyway, he becomes president of the AAA and soon falls into corrupt ways, including taking money from Russian beets. 

Hence, eventually his corrupt ways are under investigation by sexy living corn James Corny, who happens to head the ethics committee in the AAA. When Dimald arranges a meeting between the two to “discuss the situation” with him (re: bribe), James refuses all offers and leaves. Dimald is confronted by the Russian beets and, under panic, decides to fire James. He arranges another meeting at a local bar and, well, James is incredulous that Dimald is firing him because it’s going to raise suspicion on Dimald’s true motives. (GEE, YOU THINK?!) There is also the fine print that Dimald has to fire James from within his own butt.

Oooh-kay. Keep in mind, at this point I assumed it would be while they were having sex. Which they have. They exit out of the bar and go into an alley (classy!) and have some freaky human on living corn sex. Or living corn on human sex. You know, whichever.

After that’s done, it’s time for the firing. I’m just going to leave this quote here to sum it up, though there’s more after this, and it’s hysterically funny, and strangely metaphysical and sad all at once.

Slowly, carefully, I begin to climb up inside the living corn’s butthole. … Eventually, the entire passageway widens into a lush valley with hills and trees. There’s a shoreline in the distance and surrounding it is a beautiful city.

Yup, folks. An entire world inside a living corn’s butthole. I give this tingler ten of ten Russian beets, and I strongly urge people to read Chuck’s work. Whether he’s a made up pen name or a real dude, it doesn’t matter. Love is real, and his works of erotic satire are amazing.

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Review ~ Little Rabbit by Chevoque

Title: Little Rabbit 
Series: Undisclosed Desires #2
Author: Chevoque
Genre: Erotica
Pages: 22
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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You were never mine and I didn’t mind it being that way. I only wanted You in the dark and the pain, where You helped me live out my fantasies. People call the things we do taboo, but I knew that I needed it and You were all too happy to take part.

You were the man everyone knew was calm, collected and in control. But they don’t know that, when You come to my house, You became the real You. You, who the rest saw as the kind neighbour, You were really the person who became the Master of my twisted world.

 

 

 

 

This was a really good and short read, perfect quickie right before bed. It’s told completely from “Little Rabbit’s” POV. I would probably describe this as a journal entry or a snapshot in time of a moment that is significant to Little Rabbit.

 

 

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From what I can gather, Little Rabbit had a pretty serious traumatic event in her past and was in a dark and dangerous place in her mind. That is when Master came along and “saved” her as well as giving him something that he needs.

 

 

“You were never mine and I didn’t mind it being that way. I only wanted you in the dark and the pain, where you helped me live out my fantasies. People call the things we do taboo, but I knew that I needed it and you were all to happy to take part.”

 

 

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I want to warn you if you are thinking about reading this. Master does have a family and is married. However, it is implied that his wife is okay with this arrangement because she cannot give him what he needs.

Overall, I really liked this. It’s short, very hot and well written. One of the issues I had is that all the “Y’s” in the words you, your, you’re are all capitalized. Not a terrible thing, but I did notice it and thought I would mention it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Chevoque was born as Rochelle de Beer on 15 May 1992 in Klerksdorp, South Africa, and as an only child, the world seemed like a lonely place, until she set her mind free and got lost in the worlds she created for herself. Her writing began at a young age and with numerous stories still waiting to be released from her mind, only time now seems to hold her back. She also has a degree in BSc. Environmental and Biological Sciences, because she’s a tree hugging animal lover, who hopes to never use her degree to cause cruelty.
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Review ~ The Bruja and the Beast by Alana Melos

Title: The Bruja and the Beast 
Series: Delilah Devilshot #3
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Weird West Erotica
Pages: 105
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
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In the Weird, Wild West…

Delilah’s quest for vengeance is forestalled as she seeks weapons potent enough to confront her enemies… and secrets of the occult world of which she is now a part. In Mexico, she meets with a mexican witch, called a bruja, to gain what she requires… but the bruja’s help comes with a price. Recruited to stage a jailbreak, Delilah’s quest, and world, get larger as she travels through southern Mexico seeking a lost civilization to help a god ascend to his power.

This is a dark fantasy, weird west erotic novella. It contains violence and sexual situations and is meant for mature audiences only and is 33,000+ words.

 

 

 

 

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Satan’s balls, this is a damn good series and so far, The Bruja and the Beast is my favorite. I got the perfect mix of story, sex and adventure with a little bit of teasing about things to come! A lot of things were revealed in this one, but only enough to let you know that there is a lot more adventure waiting for us. Honestly… I’m considering pulling a Misery move on Alana Melos and making her finish this serious out as soon as possible.

 

 

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Delilah is still trying to track gang of supernatural men that killed her family. She is also determined to learn more about herself and understand her powers and limitations. Delilah is now traveling with Cèlia to Cèlia’s grandmothers, Marguerite (bruja or witch) house in hopes of learning how to kill these supernatural gang she is tracking. So, Marguerite can actually help Delilah but she needs her to do something for her first. She must free Nicolás from jail and bring him back to her, unharmed. Ready to move forward with Delilah’s own goals, she agrees.

 

 

“Changing a point of view is the first lesson of the spirits and the start of learning to bend the world to your will. You see the world as you wish it, then use your will to make the change.”

 

 

Once Nicolás is free, he has his own agenda for Delilah which turn out to be really enlightening, especially when he brings his friend Rose, along. That’s all I’m going to say about that. I don’t want to give away any of the juicy details. And, no… that is not a innuendo for sex. It’s actually plot details that is moving this story in amazing and epic ways.

Azazel makes a few appearances and he is still a horny and sexy devil. I’m still uncertain about what kind of game he is playing. He is a shady fucker and I don’t trust him. Actually, I don’t trust anybody! Everyone has their own shit and seem to be in it for their own gain.

There is some sexy time in this book, but Delilah is “trying” to control her succubus urges. It’s perfectly done. Sometimes giving into those urges and sometimes holding back or finding alternative ways to control it. But when she does give into those urges, you’ll want to make sure you’re in a cool area because your ereader is in danger of melting and your panties will burst into flames.

 

 

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Overall, I loved it. I’m not sure you could tell from the review, but I did. I can’t wait until the next book comes out. This book is big on adventure and it just makes me all giddy. It could almost be one of those pick your own adventure books. Flaming Satan’s balls, that would be fucking epic! My only complaint is that I’m learning that I’m not really a fan of the female/female action. This isn’t only f/f, but there are a couple f/f scenes. Maybe if there was some penis mixed in with the f/f I would like it more. I am a huge fan of cock. Bring on the penis party! Anyway, I would recommend this to fans of weird west and fantasy genres.

 

 

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend”

 

 

Bring on book #4! I’m ready!!

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Review ~ The Knight of Disks by Alana Melos

Title: The Knight of Disks
Series: Villainess #4
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Action Adventure, Erotica
Pages: 271
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Sometimes, it takes a villain to do a hero’s job…
Mauler is missing, presumed dead.

Although Caprice is certain the cheery werewolf has shuffled off the mortal coil, his vampire partner Adira insists he’s alive, lost in the forest which came alive around them and swallowed him whole. Their investigation into his disappearance awakens a force which was best left slumbering: Pangea.

When Pangea threatens her beloved city, the villainess Capricious Whim bursts into action, doing everything within her considerable power to turn the threat back… including working with the heroes. Amidst the push and pull of her many working partnerships, Caprice struggles with her enemies, her allies, and herself to organize the biggest strike force Imperial City has ever seen, but will it be enough?

This novel is for mature readers only and contains explicit descriptions of violence and sexual situations. It is dark fantasy/science-fiction centering on a villain as the protagonist and is not for the faint of heart!

 

 

 

 

This was good, but I’m still left with a TON of questions. The Knight of Disks really only answered one question for me…. Rory.

Caprice is still a badass and has a lot of personal growth. She is making friends but still reminding them who she is at her core. Although, I think she is a hero trapped in a villains body. LOL! Caprice would totally gut me for saying that.

 

 

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So, this story took a left turn for me. It was good and exciting and had a lot of action, but it seemed like the story got a mind of its own and it was difficult to figure out where to go. I’m talking about the Green Meanie, Pangea.

 

 

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The story was all about her. Pangea this and Pangea that. Here a Pangea, there a Pangea, everywhere a Pangea. This bitch was literally everywhere and was… well… a bit underwhelming. I wanted to know more about Caprice and what is locked away in her head. I feel that we are even further away from unlocking the mystery that is Caprice.

 

 

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I guess I’ll have to wait for that. Anyway, Caprice the Villain makes a deal with a White Hat to save her city. Ahem… hero…. Well, she rallies the other villains for a once in a life time deal that is very difficult to pass up. The catch, you have to battle Pangea and you have to trust that the White Hats wont fuck you over.

 

 

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There was this guy, named Lethal, (I think) and he made me laugh. He wasn’t in the story too much, but some of the stuff he said made me giggle a little.

 

 

“God damn fucking puke fuckers making me come to this stupid dark shitty plant cave, he grumbled to all of us. What in the shitty ass hell was I thinking about? Going to get cock smoked here by these doorknob fucking shit gobblers, I just know it. Fuck me through a rotating pastry with a chainsaw! All of them are asshole tuna queens! Why did I ever….”

 

 

There was some sex in the book, but not a lot. And to be honest… I’m happy about that. I’ve personally been in a book funk and I really enjoyed the action/adventure of the story rather than the sexy side. But the sex that’s in here, is really great. 🙂

For me… the ending was anticlimactic. I was really expecting a lot more. Maybe that’s the book funk still lingering, I dont know.

Overall, I really enjoyed the book. This author is an instant buy for me. She is great with world building and I really enjoy every trip I have taken into her twisted mind.

 

 

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Futa Dino Riders of the Apocalypse (Season 1, Episode 1): The Magpie

Title: Futa Dino Riders of The Apocalypse (Season 1, Episode 1): The Magpie 
Series: Futa Dino Riders of the Apocalypse #1
Author: Bryce Calderwood
Genre: Science Fiction Erotica
Pages: 23
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana

The filthy sex-filled adventures of a futanari dinosaur rider at the end of the world.

It’s the year 2135 in what remains of Brooklyn. Life is tough after the apocalypse, especially for futanari dinosaur riders. Xenia only wants a bed, a bath, and to get laid. What she finds instead is trouble in the form of another futanari named Mags, AKA “The Magpie.” Xen saves her and that means Mags owes her. Bigtime.

When Xenia and Mags conduct their “Payment” transaction out in the open, guarded by their attack dinos, sparks (and juices) fly! When Xenia’s done with Mags, she’s going to have a very sore throat!

Futanari Dinosaur Riders of the Apocalypse, Season 1/Episode 1: The Magpie is a 6800-word futa-on-futa deep, choking oral sex and lactation story containing extreme violence and sex and is for legal adults only who aren’t afraid of extremely sloppy, messy sex.

Review

Holy. Crap.

Disclaimer first: I’m not a huge fan of futa-girls. I have nothing against them, mind, it’s just not my kink. If futa-girls ARE your kink, this is the short for you. Holy. Freaking. Crap is it for you! Bryce is a fantastic writer and you can tell within just a few sentences that he’s loving this series he’s made. It’s fun. It’s funny. The lead character Xenia has a sarcastic streak a mile wide. And it’s got freaking dinosaurs in it during the apocalypse! Which means you get some of this too… except people’s heads instead of fries.

Since it’s a short, I can’t say too much lest I give away everything. The basic plot is that Xenia, Dino Rider of the Apocalypse, is a futa, a product of the same genetic tinkering which gave the world dinosaurs. She sees another futa dino rider being attacked and goes to help… and then LIQUIDS EVERYWHERE!

Seriously, Bryce writes some messy, messy stuff… and it’s fantastic. He hits the futa kink hard in this short offering and I can’t wait to see where he’s going to take this world! I give this first episode 9 dinosaur disembowelments out of 10! (PS: The cover is fantastic and I love it so much. The dinosaur just… it just does it for me. We need more authors willing to step outside the lines and make some truly creative stuff like this.)

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Review ~ My Gym Desires by O.M. Wills

Title: My Gym Desires 
Series: ASNAD #1
Author: O.M. Wills
Genre: Erotica
Pages: 39
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 3 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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The feeling you get when you’re in the gym, surrounded by people you find yourself drawn to and secretly wish you could have right then and there, just the way they are … hot and sweaty.

Don’t you ever wish you could act on your most primal instincts when you feel them?

Welcome to My Gym Desires. Written from a guy’s perspective.

I hope you enjoy.

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So I hate to say this, but this set of short stories was not my favorite. I definitely prefer My College Desires. I liked the last story best. I didn’t connect with the first story and the second story would have been better if it was about Vincent. So let’s jump into what I’m talking about.

 

 

The Lonely Writer
I’m not a fan of this story at all. I couldn’t connect with the characters and Christina and William annoyed the hell out of me. Let me try to explain.

First let me say that I did start off liking it. I thought it was cute how insecure William was and how his thoughts are probably the same as most women. Plus all that wanting coffee talk really made me want a coffee. Also, most of the sex was pretty hot but that’s about it. So Im giving this a 2.5 and rounding up to 3 because the third story was the best.

 

 

“I finally know how women feel when they say – I just want to go to the gym and not be hit on.”

 

 

When Christina and William started interacting, that is where I couldn’t stand the back and forth between them.

So, the multiple reasons why this story dry humped my last nerve. I’m done with the period talk. Even if they are only talking about a “man period”. Please just stop. It’s not sexy.

 

 

“Mm, God this is good! Sweet as hell, but good!” she said smiling as she took a few sips.”

 

 

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Next, William seems like a whiny little bitch. I mean… come on dude! Did you leave your balls in your purse back at the house? William gets his tampon all twisted and starts acting like a dick.

 

 

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Then Christina is fucking freebasing lead paint because she thought that what William said was putting too much of his heart out there too soon. What? He told your bitch ass exactly what he thought of your snotty and stuck up ass.

 

 

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Also, how could Christina have known that William was an author just by him saying… and I’m quoting… “Zap the moisture comment.” You’ll have to read the story to know what I’m talking about.

 

 

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And this is where this story should end because there is no way these two are hooking up. Nope. I’m wrong. The story then goes into a completely different direction. It’s like I was reading about 2 different people all together. So, for the first part of the story, Christina was the aggressor or more dominant of the interactions. She was pretty much chasing William and he was the more submissive. But once Christina get William to her apartment, their roles seem to switch for the most part. Now Christina is playing hard to get with the innocent school girl tactic.

It was just totally unbelievable. These two people just met for the first time. Went back to her place and had unprotected sex with a stranger.

 

 

 

 

Out Matched
This story was just odd to me. Kevin and Vincent are going to work out. Vincent is married but apparently his wife is okay with bringing another woman into the bedroom. Which I would love to read about. But no, this story is about Kevin. The guys spot a couple of women working out and comment on how old they are and their old bodies and how their kids are probably old with kids of their own. So… they guesstimate they are 45-50. WTF? Really? That is not old. And I am assuming… since this story is very confusing on who I was actually reading about, that it was both guys saying this and I’m assuming they were talking about both women. I did go back and reread and try to figure it out, but I’m still unclear.

 

 

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So, Vincent goes off with the one women and Kevin goes for the second old chick, Olivia. There is a moment when they are talking that Olivia has tears in her eyes. Color me confused. What happened? I don’t know. Is she crying… is she laughing so hard she is crying. I have no idea.

So Kevin puts on his stellar moves and gets Olivia to take him home. On the way to Olivia’s Kevin notices that Olivia seems a little excited and makes a comment about it. Olivia then says this…

 

 

“I’m old, I have to pee, can’t hold it like I used to, but whatever you say,”

 

 

Stop! You are not old. Jeez. Oh but wait… it gets better. So, as soon as Olivia gets in the house, she goes straight for the restroom and relieves herself. Ok, no biggie. Then Kevin says this… sarcastically….

“Mmm, yhea girl, listening to you pee makes me hard as fuck,”

 

 

So Olivia responds with an ‘oh yeah, come and look then’. And then pees some more in front of Kevin. Oh… then she proceeds to wipe and then smell the toilet paper. Yep, that happened. While this is going on, Kevin guesses that Olivia is a Capricorn. I seriously don’t understand where that came from. I am a Capricorn and I have never done any of this and never even considered it.

 

 

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Anyway, so Olivia comments on how she smells and is going to clean herself up before she has sex this young guy. But he stops her. He really likes it dirty. Mmmkay. Whatever floats your boat. Then Olivia sarcastically scoops air from between her legs and throws it toward his face. Like she is dishing him a cup-of-cheese but with pussy smell. (my definition of cup-of-cheese is when you fart into your hand and toss it into the face {or cup it over the nose and mouth} of an unsuspecting person. You’re welcome XD)

Anyway, there is also a confusing moment where I can’t tell if Olivia is still on the pot or if she is standing up. Because, I thought Olivia was up and moving around and then she pulls down Kevin’s pants and she is staring at his dick, but his pre-cum dripped on her thigh and on the toilet seat. And she licks it off her thigh. Okay. Mercy… please stop. The next part is almost like cheesy lines from a porno.

 

 

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Okay so now the sex. So Olivia is pretty demanding. Actually I think all the women in these short stories are pretty demanding and they all want their pussy eaten. Ok. I get it. I’m down for that and I love it. More power to you and pray that he knows what he’s doing. Don’t want to train a new one.

 

 

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Anyway, I’m sure you can guess that Olivia and Kevin have sex. Again… random stranger, no protection and she doesn’t want him to pull out.

 

 

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Also, not my favorite story and I was confused most of the time.

 

 

 

 

Assisting the Trainer
So this story is my favorite out of the three. These people know each other and I’m guessing they work together as trainers at the gym. Marcus is giving Vivian a foot rub and it feels hella good. Marcus and Vivian are clearly interested in each other and Marcus puts on the suave moves.

 

 

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“What am I’m getting at huh? Well that’s simple, I plan to massage every part of your body until you’re completely relaxed.”

 

 

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Which is code for I’m going to eat you out and massage you with my tongue and then massage you from the inside with my dick.

 

 

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This is still a story about unprotected sex but at least these people know each other and its super hot.

Overall, all these stories were filled with awkward moments, a lot of internal dialog which did confuse me on what was going on and unprotected one night stands with strangers. Like I said before, the first story I couldn’t connect with, the second story was just odd to me and the third story was my favorite. I may be experiencing an off day or something so maybe that’s why I couldn’t connect with this one. But I would recommend trying this author out and this series. The writing is good and the ideas are great. So I’m giving this three stars because of the last story and the sex was crazy hot.

 

 

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Too many times I hear he or she is a perv, and couldn’t help but wonder what the world would be like if people stopped shaming each other.

I think the word perv is a word that should be used for people who have an illegal, unhealthy desire for sex…

Other than that, I’d say both men and women desire different levels of sex and thus have many fetishes that stimulate each other and keep each other from getting bored in the bedroom…car… etc.

I wanted to write stories that reconnect the reader to their primal mindsets and embrace their deepest darkest desires.

I aim to give my audience a break from the shunning and dis-associative behavior our society impose upon us in regards to embracing our sexual needs and desires.

I believe the plethora sexual desires in one’s mind should be entertained and embraced, If not in action than with words.

My hope is that when a person reads these stories, whether it be from the blog or from the books, that person takes the time to be honest with themselves.

I would like my audience to be able to say, yes I like that, I wish I could try that, I really want to experience this.

The first truthful things to acknowledge before proceeding should be the things we love most about sex.

The smell of sweat.

The smells and taste of arousal.

The way it feels to come and make others come.

And the greatest truth of all…

Well, I think you already know what it is…

How much do you love reveling in the mess?

The hot thick smell…and the taste.

The stickiness…and the sound it makes.

Welcome all who come to experience Erotic stories that feed your darkness.

Or should I say, welcome all those who possess Open Minded Wills.

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Review ~ My College Desires by O.M. Wills

Title: My College Desires 
Series: ASNAD #1
Author: O.M. Wills
Genre: Erotica
Pages: 29
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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You’re in class with them every day. Sometimes you never speak or sometimes you’re caught in conversations with them because a project has thrust you together. But you want more, much more.

Welcome to my college desires – where my erotic dreams come true.

 

 

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Damn! This is pretty hot.

 

 

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After Lab
Jaslyn and Omar are friends and Omar is clearly in the “friend zone”. When a little harmless play fighting turns into an opportunity for Omar to make his first move… things heat up very quickly. Omar is still fighting the does she, will she… let me dance. But the hormones finally take over the brain and some decisions are being made. Some of them not so smart, but its still hot.

 

 

“Fuck it then! Worry about the consequences later”

 

 

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A Man’s Darkest Secret
Serena has sneaked a peek at Darren’s computer and he is uncertain if she saw the porn that was on it. So, he needs to do a little recon and find out what she knows.

Serena is already in a bad mood and really just wants to go home. She has a little/big issue that she needs to take care of immediately. And I completely understand where she is coming from.

 

 

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Well, in walks Darren… and it’s hard to be mad at him. Especially when he says all the right things. He offers to take Serena home and knows exactly why she’s rushing. Of course Darren doesn’t want to reveal that he really enjoys it when a woman is on her period for fear that Serena will think he’s weird.

 

 

“Aww, special treatment! Darren to my rescue on my awful period day. How sweet of you!”

 

 

So Darren and Serena actually start talking about it and how Darren isn’t offended by it at all. He really likes it a lot. Serena is clearly interested and they are both getting really turned on.

 

 

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Well, one thing leads to another and we now have a very interesting make out scene in a car. That leads to some period sex.

But wait there’s more.

 

 

“Lick it, let me see you lick it,” she gasped, biting her bottom lip, looking at him expectantly.

“You don’t even need to ask me,” he replied sliding his fingers into his mouth one by one cleaning them off.

 

 

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I’m sure you can guess where that went next so I’ll let you read all about the details when you buy the book.

 

 

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Overall, I really enjoyed it. Both stories was crazy sexy hot. For me, there was a little too much internal dialog. I totally get it though. These are college kids and still uncertain and self-conscious about a lot of things. In the second story with Darren and Serena, they referred to their cock and pussy as he and she, him and her, that got a little annoying. And finally, I was a little turned off by the “strawberry cream” coating at the end. Just my preference. But I still really enjoyed reading this and I can’t wait to read more from this author.

 

 

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Too many times I hear he or she is a perv, and couldn’t help but wonder what the world would be like if people stopped shaming each other.

I think the word perv is a word that should be used for people who have an illegal, unhealthy desire for sex…

Other than that, I’d say both men and women desire different levels of sex and thus have many fetishes that stimulate each other and keep each other from getting bored in the bedroom…car… etc.

I wanted to write stories that reconnect the reader to their primal mindsets and embrace their deepest darkest desires.

I aim to give my audience a break from the shunning and dis-associative behavior our society impose upon us in regards to embracing our sexual needs and desires.

I believe the plethora sexual desires in one’s mind should be entertained and embraced, If not in action than with words.

My hope is that when a person reads these stories, whether it be from the blog or from the books, that person takes the time to be honest with themselves.

I would like my audience to be able to say, yes I like that, I wish I could try that, I really want to experience this.

The first truthful things to acknowledge before proceeding should be the things we love most about sex.

The smell of sweat.

The smells and taste of arousal.

The way it feels to come and make others come.

And the greatest truth of all…

Well, I think you already know what it is…

How much do you love reveling in the mess?

The hot thick smell…and the taste.

The stickiness…and the sound it makes.

Welcome all who come to experience Erotic stories that feed your darkness.

Or should I say, welcome all those who possess Open Minded Wills.

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Review ~ The Princess of Wands by Alana Melos

Title: The Princess of Wands
Series: Villainess #3
Author: Alana Melos
Genre: Action Adventure, Erotica
Pages: 250
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Mindy’s review for The Queen of Swords (Villainess #1)
Mindy’s review for The Prince of Cups (Villainess Book 2)

 

 

 

There’s no rest for the wicked….
When the beautiful and deadly Nacht Sirene comes calling, Capricious Whim’s night to party with the villains of Imperial City turns to nothing but trouble. The pair are hunted by vicious and implacable foes from two dimensions. With Regulus missing, Sirene’s loss of her powers, and Caprice’s struggle with problems within her mind compounded with hasty decisions, the combination makes for a rough night which doesn’t end. When you’re a villain, having a bad night could mean a stint in jail… or worse.

This novel is for mature readers only and contains explicit descriptions of violence and sexual situations. It is dark fantasy/science-fiction centering on a villain as the protagonist and is not for the faint of heart!

Also included is a bonus short story set in the same world centered around Nosferatu titled ‘The Razor’s Edge’.

 

 

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I absolutely LOVE this author and this series!! Alana Melos is a majestic lyrical word wizard and I am under her spell. This book is my favorite in this series so far. This is such a epic story with witty humor ‘Timmah’, great sex, awesome fight scenes and a couple moments where you feel like you’re stuck in a Game of Thrones book and the author is ripping out your heart to feast on.

 

 

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I’m not even really sure where to begin with this one because everything in this book is amazing and important to the epicness of this series. Everything in Caprices world seems to be going just fine, but then one bad decision starts a series of bad luck, can’t catch a break, events. We have the party at the Underground to start with…

 

 

“You know me,” she said, her voice low and thick.
“No, I don’t,” I said, keeping my voice light. “You’re beneath my notice.”

“Mine is going to be the last face you’ll ever see,” she said, the threat naked as she tried to goad me to attack her.
“Just like mine was your boyfriend’s,”

 

 

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And then there is this Bluecoat bitch. But anyway… I think Caprice is starting to really get to know herself and rethink how she views people around her. We’re also getting a little bit closer to what is locked away in her head. :))

 

 

“It was good to be wanted… but really fucking bad to be the most wanted.”

 

 

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In this book there are some really funny laugh out loud moments, some great sex scenes and some spots where my heart got knocked into my gut. I loved that I got to learn more about Caprice’s world and there is TONS of action. I won’t go into details, but I can’t wait for the next book to come out. In my opinion, this book series would translate really well into an HBO series. Hell, this would even be a great video game… and you would have to have sex or eat protein bars to keep your energy levels up. LOL!

By the way… the bonus story at the end; DO NOT SKIP IT!

Overall, just buy the damn series and stop fighting it.

 

 

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ALANA MELOS is a struggling author who found out writing erotica gave her much more freedom in writing than when she wrote the “serious” literary stuff. Since this discovery, she’s endeavored to write the very best interesting, weird, plot-driven, and hot erotica she can. She sincerely hopes to just entertain people, whether they read for the plot, the weird factor, or the racy factor. Along with her loving husband, she lives with a crazy cat.

 

 

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Review ~ The Boss’ Sexy Secretary by Chastity Deschain

Title: The Boss’ Sexy Secretary
Series: NA
Author: Chastity Deschain
Genre: Smut, Billionaire
Pages: 18
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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When Felicity Winters started her new job, she had no idea her boss was going to be handsome Ryan Harding, billionaire advertising mogul. She dresses provocatively to get his attention… and fails. Felicity does everything she can except throw herself at him to get his attention, but nothing works until late one Friday night when he calls her into his office. Is this her chance to capture his attention and get the satisfaction she craves?

This steamy, erotic billionaire short is 5000+ words in length.

 

 

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Felicity has just landed a great job working for Ryan Harding as his secretary. Things get off to a rough start, but Felicity is a smart and strong woman and she’s not going to let any basic bitches derail her. As long as Mr. Harding is happy, then she is doing her job right. 😉

 

 

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I would rate this between 3 & 4 stars, so I’m rounding up to 4. Pretty good for a short and smutty book. This is my first Chastity Deschain book and I will for sure read more from this author (I think I’m going to try her Wanted book next. Looks good 😉 ).

Anyway, although the ‘billionaire’ troupe has been super played out, this one isn’t in your face rich guy. I mean… its mentioned but this is such a short quickie that there is no time to get into it. The restroom solo scene was a bit awkward for me and some of the dialogue was cheesy but I really did enjoy the Friday night after work sex scene. Especially the belt… *shivers*.

 

 

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I also have the audio book of this and its very interesting to hear someone else voice in your head. Haha! I mean, I already know what Felicity and Mr. Harding sound like in my head but for someone else to give them voices was interesting. Kalinda Little is the narrator for this and I think she did a great job. However, when it first started and before I got used to her voice, I felt like she could have been reading the news. 🙂 But I ended up really enjoying her.

Overall, I enjoyed it and this is a great quickie to read on your lunch break or right before bed. The story, narrator and sex are good.

 

 

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Chastity Deschain is just a girl who wants to write hot, sexy stories for everyone to enjoy. She’s working hard to make this her regular job instead of just a hobby. 😉

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Review ~ Turned Gay by the Existential Dread that I May Actually Be a Character in a Chuck Tingle Book

Title: Turned Gay by the Existential Dread that I May Actually Be a Character in a Chuck Tingle Book 
Series: NA
Author: Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Tingler, Erotica, Humor
Pages: 42
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Alana

Brad and his wife, Carrie, are all set for a beautiful San Diego vacation, free from the oppressive anxiety of the modern workweek. Things take a turn for the strange, however, when Brad reads the latest Chuck Tingle book and slowly begins to doubt the universe around him.

Were they always staying at the Butt Point Suites? Or was the original name of their hotel Sandy Point? Is the man at the front desk unrealistically handsome? And what are the odds of them ending up in room sixty-nine?

As things begin to unravel, Brad is force to face his deep existential dread in this erotic philological thriller, culminated in a hardcore hot tub encounter with his personified cosmic anxiety.

This erotic tale is 4,800 words of sizzling human on gay personified emotion action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and existential dread love.

This is the last installment of TingleFest 2016!

 

As such, the review is something special….