Review ~ My Gym Desires by O.M. Wills

Title: My Gym Desires 
Series: ASNAD #1
Author: O.M. Wills
Genre: Erotica
Pages: 39
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 3 out of 5 stars
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The feeling you get when you’re in the gym, surrounded by people you find yourself drawn to and secretly wish you could have right then and there, just the way they are … hot and sweaty.

Don’t you ever wish you could act on your most primal instincts when you feel them?

Welcome to My Gym Desires. Written from a guy’s perspective.

I hope you enjoy.

~O.M. Wills~

 

 

Review

 

 

So I hate to say this, but this set of short stories was not my favorite. I definitely prefer My College Desires. I liked the last story best. I didn’t connect with the first story and the second story would have been better if it was about Vincent. So let’s jump into what I’m talking about.

 

 

The Lonely Writer
I’m not a fan of this story at all. I couldn’t connect with the characters and Christina and William annoyed the hell out of me. Let me try to explain.

First let me say that I did start off liking it. I thought it was cute how insecure William was and how his thoughts are probably the same as most women. Plus all that wanting coffee talk really made me want a coffee. Also, most of the sex was pretty hot but that’s about it. So Im giving this a 2.5 and rounding up to 3 because the third story was the best.

 

 

“I finally know how women feel when they say – I just want to go to the gym and not be hit on.”

 

 

When Christina and William started interacting, that is where I couldn’t stand the back and forth between them.

So, the multiple reasons why this story dry humped my last nerve. I’m done with the period talk. Even if they are only talking about a “man period”. Please just stop. It’s not sexy.

 

 

“Mm, God this is good! Sweet as hell, but good!” she said smiling as she took a few sips.”

 

 

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Next, William seems like a whiny little bitch. I mean… come on dude! Did you leave your balls in your purse back at the house? William gets his tampon all twisted and starts acting like a dick.

 

 

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Then Christina is fucking freebasing lead paint because she thought that what William said was putting too much of his heart out there too soon. What? He told your bitch ass exactly what he thought of your snotty and stuck up ass.

 

 

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Also, how could Christina have known that William was an author just by him saying… and I’m quoting… “Zap the moisture comment.” You’ll have to read the story to know what I’m talking about.

 

 

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And this is where this story should end because there is no way these two are hooking up. Nope. I’m wrong. The story then goes into a completely different direction. It’s like I was reading about 2 different people all together. So, for the first part of the story, Christina was the aggressor or more dominant of the interactions. She was pretty much chasing William and he was the more submissive. But once Christina get William to her apartment, their roles seem to switch for the most part. Now Christina is playing hard to get with the innocent school girl tactic.

It was just totally unbelievable. These two people just met for the first time. Went back to her place and had unprotected sex with a stranger.

 

 

 

 

Out Matched
This story was just odd to me. Kevin and Vincent are going to work out. Vincent is married but apparently his wife is okay with bringing another woman into the bedroom. Which I would love to read about. But no, this story is about Kevin. The guys spot a couple of women working out and comment on how old they are and their old bodies and how their kids are probably old with kids of their own. So… they guesstimate they are 45-50. WTF? Really? That is not old. And I am assuming… since this story is very confusing on who I was actually reading about, that it was both guys saying this and I’m assuming they were talking about both women. I did go back and reread and try to figure it out, but I’m still unclear.

 

 

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So, Vincent goes off with the one women and Kevin goes for the second old chick, Olivia. There is a moment when they are talking that Olivia has tears in her eyes. Color me confused. What happened? I don’t know. Is she crying… is she laughing so hard she is crying. I have no idea.

So Kevin puts on his stellar moves and gets Olivia to take him home. On the way to Olivia’s Kevin notices that Olivia seems a little excited and makes a comment about it. Olivia then says this…

 

 

“I’m old, I have to pee, can’t hold it like I used to, but whatever you say,”

 

 

Stop! You are not old. Jeez. Oh but wait… it gets better. So, as soon as Olivia gets in the house, she goes straight for the restroom and relieves herself. Ok, no biggie. Then Kevin says this… sarcastically….

“Mmm, yhea girl, listening to you pee makes me hard as fuck,”

 

 

So Olivia responds with an ‘oh yeah, come and look then’. And then pees some more in front of Kevin. Oh… then she proceeds to wipe and then smell the toilet paper. Yep, that happened. While this is going on, Kevin guesses that Olivia is a Capricorn. I seriously don’t understand where that came from. I am a Capricorn and I have never done any of this and never even considered it.

 

 

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Anyway, so Olivia comments on how she smells and is going to clean herself up before she has sex this young guy. But he stops her. He really likes it dirty. Mmmkay. Whatever floats your boat. Then Olivia sarcastically scoops air from between her legs and throws it toward his face. Like she is dishing him a cup-of-cheese but with pussy smell. (my definition of cup-of-cheese is when you fart into your hand and toss it into the face {or cup it over the nose and mouth} of an unsuspecting person. You’re welcome XD)

Anyway, there is also a confusing moment where I can’t tell if Olivia is still on the pot or if she is standing up. Because, I thought Olivia was up and moving around and then she pulls down Kevin’s pants and she is staring at his dick, but his pre-cum dripped on her thigh and on the toilet seat. And she licks it off her thigh. Okay. Mercy… please stop. The next part is almost like cheesy lines from a porno.

 

 

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Okay so now the sex. So Olivia is pretty demanding. Actually I think all the women in these short stories are pretty demanding and they all want their pussy eaten. Ok. I get it. I’m down for that and I love it. More power to you and pray that he knows what he’s doing. Don’t want to train a new one.

 

 

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Anyway, I’m sure you can guess that Olivia and Kevin have sex. Again… random stranger, no protection and she doesn’t want him to pull out.

 

 

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Also, not my favorite story and I was confused most of the time.

 

 

 

 

Assisting the Trainer
So this story is my favorite out of the three. These people know each other and I’m guessing they work together as trainers at the gym. Marcus is giving Vivian a foot rub and it feels hella good. Marcus and Vivian are clearly interested in each other and Marcus puts on the suave moves.

 

 

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“What am I’m getting at huh? Well that’s simple, I plan to massage every part of your body until you’re completely relaxed.”

 

 

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Which is code for I’m going to eat you out and massage you with my tongue and then massage you from the inside with my dick.

 

 

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This is still a story about unprotected sex but at least these people know each other and its super hot.

Overall, all these stories were filled with awkward moments, a lot of internal dialog which did confuse me on what was going on and unprotected one night stands with strangers. Like I said before, the first story I couldn’t connect with, the second story was just odd to me and the third story was my favorite. I may be experiencing an off day or something so maybe that’s why I couldn’t connect with this one. But I would recommend trying this author out and this series. The writing is good and the ideas are great. So I’m giving this three stars because of the last story and the sex was crazy hot.

 

 

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Too many times I hear he or she is a perv, and couldn’t help but wonder what the world would be like if people stopped shaming each other.

I think the word perv is a word that should be used for people who have an illegal, unhealthy desire for sex…

Other than that, I’d say both men and women desire different levels of sex and thus have many fetishes that stimulate each other and keep each other from getting bored in the bedroom…car… etc.

I wanted to write stories that reconnect the reader to their primal mindsets and embrace their deepest darkest desires.

I aim to give my audience a break from the shunning and dis-associative behavior our society impose upon us in regards to embracing our sexual needs and desires.

I believe the plethora sexual desires in one’s mind should be entertained and embraced, If not in action than with words.

My hope is that when a person reads these stories, whether it be from the blog or from the books, that person takes the time to be honest with themselves.

I would like my audience to be able to say, yes I like that, I wish I could try that, I really want to experience this.

The first truthful things to acknowledge before proceeding should be the things we love most about sex.

The smell of sweat.

The smells and taste of arousal.

The way it feels to come and make others come.

And the greatest truth of all…

Well, I think you already know what it is…

How much do you love reveling in the mess?

The hot thick smell…and the taste.

The stickiness…and the sound it makes.

Welcome all who come to experience Erotic stories that feed your darkness.

Or should I say, welcome all those who possess Open Minded Wills.

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Review ~ A Normal Girl by Angora Shade

Title: A Normal Girl
Series: NA
Author: Angora Shade
Genre: Erotica, Fetish
Pages: 75
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
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Ryan, a geeky technology apprentice student, is on his way to losing his virginity. Shy by nature, his lack of experience with women has left him unfamiliar with ideas other than vanilla sex. In his search for his ideal girl, he seeks out those he deems normal, only to be faced with and turned off by various sexual kinks. Ryan comes to learn that normal is relative, and that he and his ideal girl are anything but vanilla.

 

 

Review

 

 

Ryan is a geeky college student working part time at a bakery. While there he meets three very different women, Beth, Sylvia and Penelope. Each of these women have an interest in the new shy guy at the bakery. It’s like Ryan is in an Axe Body Spray commercial with all these girls wanting his attention.

 

 

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Ryan is interested in finding his version of a “normal girl” and a traditional relationship. But with no real experience with women, what is his definition of normal?

I loved this. It was funny in spots, got my heart pumping, it was very erotic, sexy and kinky and has a great storyline.

 

 

“The tall, geeky ones always get to me. Bonus too, he’s shy.”

 

 

Beth is very interesting and, in my opinion, mildly psychotic. I’m a little scared of her. She is someone who likes to be in control and lucky for Ryan, she also works at the bakery.

 

 

“A hesitant man knows his place. A hesitant man will do what he’s told.”

 

 

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If you know me then you will know that I absolutely hate food being used in erotic and sexual ways. It makes me gag just thinking about it. However, the way Beth worked that cream puff wasn’t that bad and I actually did okay with it. Until… until she decided to make a sandwich. You’ll have to read the story to find out what I’m talking about. Hey… to each their own. 🙂

 

 

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“Men don’t own the world, women only let them believe they do. Don’t ever forget that.”

 

 

Beth has some very interesting sexscapades and Ryan needs to be educated and disciplined.

 

 

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Sylvia works nearby and is a regular customer at the bakery. She also has a lady boner for Ryan and finally asks him out. She knows that Beth is interested in Ryan but is okay with some friendly competition.

I liked Sylvia and thought she was a lot less crazy than Beth. Sylvia is very much a cat person and feels that Ryan might also be a cat person. She takes Ryan home and shows him some new things.

 

 

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“He loves what Sylvia has done to him. He’s never orgasmed so violently. No act has ever been as great, demanding so much from his body or lasting so long.”

 

 

Sylvia has given him the best orgasm but when Ryan wants to cuddle, he is shocked at what he sees.

 

 

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What I didn’t like about Ryan at this point was that he totally judged Sylvia for her kink. I get it… she should have told him about it first and asked permission, but I don’t think he should have treated her like a leper.

Oh Penelope. I think she is my favorite. First looks can be deceiving, right? I love that she doesn’t look “normal”. Her tattoos, make-up and overall style are far from normal. I also really loved the shot out to Aqua’s Barbie Girl song too. I totally started singing it 🙂

Since Ryan wasn’t having any luck with the girls that looked normal and that were approaching him, he thought he would try a different tactic. Penelope seemed very nice, she was smart and was the top student in his class. When Ryan asked Penelope to come back at closing, I was really scared that Beth the psycho jelly cream girl was going to come back and do something. Or recruit Catwoman and really start some shit. I know it’s not a suspenseful story, but I couldn’t help it. It really got intense or maybe it was just me? But I kept waiting for the shit to hit the fan. But then… that ending. Hahaha! Well, I’ll just leave it there for now.

 

 

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One of the things that I did not like is the way Ryan would occasionally refer to his “future son”. That started to get a little creepy. I’m going to tell my future son about this sexual experience and then I’m going to tell him about this…. It was odd to me and I wasn’t feeling it. The other thing was the food that I mentioned earlier. That is just a personal preference. There is nothing wrong with it, but its definitely not for me.

Overall, I really enjoyed this story. The writing was great and flowed really well. The world that this author showed us was vivid and exciting. I was seeing everything in my head play out like a movie and those are my favorite kind of books. The sex and sexual acts are definitely erotic and hot. In my opinion, this is an author to watch for. She has wicked story telling skills that will hook you from the start and not let go until she is good and ready to turn you lose. So… what do you consider “normal”? Do you have kinks and fetishes that you’ve shared with others? I would totally recommend this to my kinky friends. It makes you think…

Bravo!

 

 

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Angora Shade is an American author living in what she lovingly refers to as “Sheep Shit Nowhere” Europe. In an attempt to add some spice to her small town life, Ms. Shade began writing explicit erotica as a form of self-entertainment. Exploring the boundaries of acceptable sexual literature, she often seeks to create stories that not only entertain others, but also expose and push against the negative stigma surrounding sex in modern day society. She believes that sex in literature, art, personal thought, and physical nature, should be celebrated and expressed openly and as easily as any God-given freedom. Her favorite themes in writing include revenge, self-discovery, alternative materials for love play/bdsm, as well as anything that produces a good tingle, sizzle, or laugh. When not writing, Ms Shade enjoys red wine, travel, dancing, classic cartoons, baking, and creating fine art.

 

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Review ~ Mistress Stephanie’s Strays by Jim Lyon

Title: Mistress Stephanie’s Strays
Series: N/A
Author: Jim Lyon
Genre: Erotica, Fetish, BDSM
Pages: 44
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 3.5 out of 5 stars
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After inheriting her namesake aunt’s estate, Stephanie leaves the bohemian life in Portland behind and heads to her new home in Hawaii. Upon arriving in Kona, Stephanie learns that her aunt and she had more in common than anyone would have ever guessed—along with the house came four live-in servants who had been her aunt’s longtime submissives. While Stephanie has been a practicing domme for years, taking on four complete strangers as service submissives proves to be a daunting task.

“Jim Lyon’s gets to the meat of the story and makes you feel every scalpel edge along the way. The fun part is, you learn to like it and when you flinch, you always go back for more.” – BDSM Book Reviews

 

 

Review

 

 

This is a very interesting story. It moved very fast and I think glossed over a lot. Although the main point came across just fine, I felt there should have been more detail in some areas. There were lots of sex scenes but went so fast sometimes I had to go back and reread to make sure I didn’t miss something. There was also a lot of different kinky things going on, it was hard to keep track of who, what and type of kink.

 

 

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I really like the premise of the book. Stephanie inherits her Aunts home in Hawaii and with that comes four readymade polyamorous D/s family. Being the new Mistress of the home and enjoying all the kinky and sexual perks, Mistress Stephanie finds herself a little board with the same routine. One can only take so much CBT, face dildos, pegging and squirting before venturing out and getting some help with all that.

 

 

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You have Peter, the chef, Louise, the groundskeeper, Toni, the maid and Molly the PA that Mistress Stephanie is taking care of. So, in order to cure the monotony of the house, Mistress Stephanie gets involved in the local BDSM community and meets Jewel. She is the ‘missing ingredient needed to perpetuate what she had initiated.’. The party at the mansion was good. I would have liked to have spent more time there. Reading about the different scenes that were going on in more detail.

 

 

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Even though this was short, there were a couple parts where I started to tune out a bit. While Mistress Stephanie was wondering around the island was a boring to me. However, since this story moves extremely fast, I didn’t have to wait long.

I think I was a little more interested in what was happening or getting ready to happen on the cruise.

 

 

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Overall, it was pretty good. Jim Lyon just jumps right into the story and hands your all sorts of kinks right up front. He doesn’t make you work for it. Nope, he is in your face like a chin strapon while serving you your well deserved and delicious punishment. There is a little something in here for everyone and flogging is totally my kink. I would recommend this for anyone who is into BDSM and would enjoy a copious amount of kinks. This is the second book I’ve read from this author and I really enjoy reading his unique style.

 

 

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I primarily write erotica with BDSM themes. Three of my erotic novellas, Uncharted Territory, The Accidental Domme, and Virtual Reality Mistress, plus an anthology of short stories, Ten Shades of Submission, are currently available wherever naughty e-books in that genre are sold.

Originally from the San Francisco Bay Area, I left high school in my senior year to live the bohemian life in New York City’s Greenwich Village and Lower East Side. Not being a big fan of cold weather and crowded tenements, I returned to the West Coast within six months and lived in Berkeley for several years. While there, my claims to fame include being folksinger Malvina Reynolds’ neighbor/tenant and part owner of the Northside Theater, a repertory cinema of some renown.

After leaving Berkeley, I put myself through college and earned a B.A. in Journalism from USC. My eclectic career since then has encompassed editing, writing, business management, social work, teaching, and web publishing, with stops in northern and southern California, Hawaii, Florida and Oregon.

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Review ~ Virtual Reality Mistress by Jim Lyon

Title: Virtual Reality Mistress
Series: N/A
Author: Jim Lyon
Genre: Erotica, Fetish
Pages: 49
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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While surfing the Internet, meandering from website to website during an episode of insomnia, Jody ends up on an esoteric blog about virtual reality software and accouterments, where an ad for an intriguing product catches his attention. A stunning femme fatale boldly proclaims that Jody can live out all his sexual fantasies in the privacy and safety of his own home by purchasing the Virtual Reality Mistress. To the sleep deprived Jody that sounds like a pretty good idea, so he places an order and a few days later a Fedex package arrives that changes his life forever. Using information gathered from a battery of assessments and questionnaires filled out by Jody, this product provides him with customized virtual reality fantasies based on his core sexuality. The only trouble is he is not aware of how dark some of his true desires are. Jody embarks on an always erotic but sometimes unsettling journey determined to make peace with his demons.

 

 

Review

 

 

I really liked this. It was kinky and really made me think. I don’t think we are too far away from this type of reality now.

Im sure at some point we’ve all sat in front of our computers or on our phones just wasting away in cyber land. Well, what would you do if you found a website that offers you to live out all your sexual fantasies in the privacy and safety of your own home. You would be suspicious right? I know I would. But the thought that you could explore new things without having to be shy about it or worry that your partner will think your type of kink is too strange. There would be no consequences to your level of kink. I would totally buy into this. So, after investigating and determining that this Virtual Reality Mistress is legit, would you buy it?

 

 

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Jody, our protagonist, does exactly that. Fills out questionnaires and customizes this Virtual Reality to his fantasies. Jody starts off simple to test the waters. What he gets is a fantasy that he’s had for a very long time and now he gets to live out that fantasy. But the first session didn’t last long so Jody’s appetite for the Virtual Reality Mistress was intensifying. So he quickly moved on to the next level and bumped up the intensity.

How much is too much? At what point do you get immune to this stuff and seek out more intense and longer sessions?

 

 

“Please kneel with you head down and you ass in the air.” With a questioning look on my face I did as I was asked while Lori went to her desk, retrieved a medium-sized butt plug and a tube of Astroglide, returned to my side and stood over me.

 

 

Im not going to hash out all the naughty details. You’ll just have to buy the book and read it for yourself. However, I will say that each session gets extremely more intense, more kinky and really pushes the sexual envelope.

 

 

“I sure hope you take to this because you make a fine-looking pony,” then climbed into the buggy and snapped her whip. “let’s take a little tour around the ranch to break you in.”

 

 

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“I could indulge in the most outrageous fantasy imaginable with complete confidence that I would come away from it unscathed when the timer ended the session. With that realization, I resolved to discover how decadent my fantasies could get by initiating a session at the highest possible setting.”

 

 

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“The world of sexual fantasies is a strange place indeed.”

 

 

Overall, I really liked it. There are parts in here that make me VERY uncomfortable, but its all part of the virtual reality, right. With that being said, there are some also really naughty panty wetting parts as well. Yes, there is sex and a ton of it, but depending on your kink level and open mindedness and curiosity, if you will enjoy it or not. So… are you ready for the Mistress?

 

 

WARNING! Book includes: Penis slapping, genital mutilation, pegging, face dildo’s, enema, pony play, giant dildos/fisting, anal, CBT cock ball torture, violet wand, transvestite, humiliation, LGBT, sissy, Master slave. I’m pretty sure I’ve missed some, but you get the idea.

 

 

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Originally from the San Francisco Bay Area, I left high school in my senior year to live the bohemian life in New York City’s Greenwich Village and Lower East Side. Not being a big fan of cold weather and crowded tenements, I returned to the West Coast within six months and lived in Berkeley for several years. While there, my claims to fame include being folksinger Malvina Reynolds’ neighbor/tenant and part owner of the Northside Theater, a repertory cinema of some renown.

After leaving Berkeley, I put myself through college and earned a B.A. in Journalism from USC. My eclectic career since then has encompassed editing, writing, business management, social work, teaching, and web publishing, with stops in northern and southern California, Hawaii, Florida and Oregon.

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Review ~ Rubber Space Academy by Roxy Katt

Title: Rubber Space Academy
Author: Roxy Katt
Genre: Erotica, Fetish, Comedy, F/F
Pages: 41
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
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Space cadet Pamela Blamm is in trouble. Unauthorized sex toys have been found in her footlocker at the highly repressed Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy, and it looks like she will be disciplined. But Pamela’s encounter with the rubber skirted CO takes a bizarre turn and leads to a series of erotic and comical escapades with latex clad women of the academy. Will Pamela be able to escape?

 

 

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Warning! This book is NOT for everyone. Im on the fence with the flame rating. Is the 3 out of 4 flames appropriate? The sex or sexual acts were erotic enough, but not in a sexy make you want to “buff your muffin” kind of way. More like a sexual fetish sort of way that may have a very specific audience. This is what I would call erotic fetish comedy.

 

 

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Pamela Blamm is a cadet at Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy. She’s a lesbian with a rubber fetish stuck in an Academy full of uptight cunt teases.

 

 

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“Lesbian rubberhaven was turning out to be one great, heterosexual cunt tease.”

 

 

 

 

When Blamm’s secret toy and magazine stash is found, she’s confronted Major Marilyn Morgan. When Major Morgan was about to proposition Blamm, she somehow “accidently” got herself handcuffed and Blamm, being an opportunist, took advantage of the situation. Blamm is teaching the Major about who is really in charge.

 

 

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From here, Blamm is set on a whirlwind of an unbelievable adventure to get the fuck out of Dodge.

 

 

Alright… now there are some pretty nasty stuff, but Ive got a twisted sense of humor and I thought it was hilarious.

 

 

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“As I slowly pulled the vibrator out she involuntarily emitted a great sequence of cracking farts, spluttering through the pussylube that abundantly lined her hole, thundering repeatedly like a squadron of dreadnaughts.”

 

 

 

 

Then the author slaps you with some really… umm… specific fetish, that is definitely not in my kink bucket.

 

 

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“I pissed all over her face: a great, thundering stream of fresh, hot piss. She groaned, spluttered; inarticulate cries of confusion and shock rose from beneath my sticky pussy.”

HA! I told you didn’t I?!

 

 

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Oh, you think that’s a little crazy… well, let me introduce you to some Denebian Cunt Eels! And….

 

 

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But wait… there’s more! Xena Mars, the super star of space pilots is at the Academy visiting. Sealed up in her super shiny latex suite and helmet has Blamm hot all over again. In disguise, Blamm works her way onto Xena’s ship. Then, well, this is where I pretty much got grossed out and had a ten minute laughing fit.

 

 

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Overall, I really liked it. I laughed so much that my family had to come and check on me because they thought I was crying. Hahaha! I thought it was really funny and strangely erotic. Is this for everyone? Hell no! Will people with an open mind who can deal with a little erotic fetish that may not be specifically in their kink bucket enjoy this? Yes, I think so. This is a fascinating journey though Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy, with a horny and sexually repressed lesbian who leaves a trail of women hogtied and sexually deviated. I thoroughly enjoyed this and will read this author again.

 

 

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I started writing erotica in the 90s, just for my own entertainment. Then I thought it might be fun to publish it, and perhaps even make a little money. My first publication was a graphic short story (art by Tom Porta) in the very first issue of Heavy Rubber Magazine (1997). Since then I have published in a number of major erotic anthologies, such as the winner of the Lambda Literary Award for Lesbian Erotica, Lesbian Cowboys: Erotic Adventures (Cleis Press, 2009).

Erotic fetish writing can be divided, of course, into a number of genres or subgenres such as rubber, leather, armour, BDSM, spanking, etc. But as a fetish writer, I find my own difficulty in publicizing my work lies in the fact that while it incorporates these and other genres, it does not always fit neatly into one of them.

So how do I describe my hard to categorize work to the person who, unbeknownst to him or herself, might enjoy this lesbian and transgender erotica, but has no one label with with to search for it?

I think you could say, first of all, that humiliation is central. And usually, the humiliation is comical, cartoonish, unusual, or bizarre.

The humiliation often involves some form of being tied up, stuck in something, rendered peculiarly powerles (especially by one’s own seemingly empowering garments)

And there must be a build-up to the humiliation. I am all about foreplay. For me, that is the sexiest thing in an erotic story. So many tales begin with two paragraphs that introduce stock, uninteresting characters, and then proceed with 30 pages of “insert Tab A into Slot B” sex. I do not find this even remotely interesting.

Not that I do not describe sexual acts and their consummation in detail — I most certainly do.

My work could be described as BDSM, but not in the classic sense of two people getting together in a “dungeon” like setting, within one of them tormenting the other for so many pages in more or less predictable ways. My characters do not usually start out saying “let’s have sex,” but that is what they end up doing. For example, if one character wears a rubber suit, it is not because she is a dominatrix preparing to play with a sex partner, but because she is a spacewoman or a diver. I tend to contrive “realistic” excuses for my characters wearing fetish gear. To me, a woman dressed up like Catwoman is sexier if she is doing so to burgle an estate, rather than explicitly to have sex. Rest assured, though, somehow she will have sex.

 

 

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