Review ~ Hard, Fast, and Unprotected…With Him! by Jenni Sartre

Title: Hard, Fast, and Unprotected…With Him!
Series: NA
Author: Jenni Sartre
Genre: Taboo, Smut, Food Fetish
Pages: 15
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 2 out of 5 stars
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I didn’t expect to ever see him again

When Theresa goes to the Cherry Gala with her friends, she doesn’t expect to have her body put up to the charity auction, and she certainly doesn’t expect to be purchased by the handsome man she knows very well…

Theresa’s aching body has been waiting a long time for him…and he’s ready to take her hard, fast, and unprotected. The only problem is:

He’s the man of the house

 

 

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Resa is an artist. She is invited, by one her clients to go to a masquerade party (I think that is where she is at) where her artwork is displayed. Her client then puts her up for auction. Then there is this guy who is checking her out and he wins her in the auction. He claims his prize by immediately kissing her. While this guy is kissing her, Resa has this random thought…..

 

 

“My mind suddenly produces an image of me sucking strawberry glaze off his cock and a mewling noise rises from deep within my throat.”

 

 

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Okay… so the red flags and alarms are going off in my head. I do not like food and sex mixed together. Just thinking about it makes me want to vomit. To each their own and if that is something you like, then you go for it.

So I continue reading and Resa and this guy she just met, start fucking. They have masks on and realize later that they know each other. This masked guy is her mom’s exhusband. Then the crazy food sexcapades start and they raid the refrigerator. Whipped cream, chocolate syrup and cherries. Its like a sex Sunday and the masked exstep dad is bringing the banana.

 

 

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So then I read this quote….

“Why is there a cherry in the toilet now?”
He stuck his face around the curtain, “Sounds like a personal problem to me.”
I rolled my eyes at him and he shrugged, “What? Did I pop your cherry or something?”

 

 

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Nope. I cant do food fetish. Ugh! There should be a warning that says *FOOD FETISH*. I knew this was a taboo read and all I wanted was to read a quick smutty book before bed. But then food happened and ruined it for me.

If taboo step parent and food fetish is your thing, then you might want to pick this one up. But not my cuppa.

 

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Review ~ A Normal Girl by Angora Shade

Title: A Normal Girl
Series: NA
Author: Angora Shade
Genre: Erotica, Fetish
Pages: 75
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Ryan, a geeky technology apprentice student, is on his way to losing his virginity. Shy by nature, his lack of experience with women has left him unfamiliar with ideas other than vanilla sex. In his search for his ideal girl, he seeks out those he deems normal, only to be faced with and turned off by various sexual kinks. Ryan comes to learn that normal is relative, and that he and his ideal girl are anything but vanilla.

 

 

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Ryan is a geeky college student working part time at a bakery. While there he meets three very different women, Beth, Sylvia and Penelope. Each of these women have an interest in the new shy guy at the bakery. It’s like Ryan is in an Axe Body Spray commercial with all these girls wanting his attention.

 

 

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Ryan is interested in finding his version of a “normal girl” and a traditional relationship. But with no real experience with women, what is his definition of normal?

I loved this. It was funny in spots, got my heart pumping, it was very erotic, sexy and kinky and has a great storyline.

 

 

“The tall, geeky ones always get to me. Bonus too, he’s shy.”

 

 

Beth is very interesting and, in my opinion, mildly psychotic. I’m a little scared of her. She is someone who likes to be in control and lucky for Ryan, she also works at the bakery.

 

 

“A hesitant man knows his place. A hesitant man will do what he’s told.”

 

 

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If you know me then you will know that I absolutely hate food being used in erotic and sexual ways. It makes me gag just thinking about it. However, the way Beth worked that cream puff wasn’t that bad and I actually did okay with it. Until… until she decided to make a sandwich. You’ll have to read the story to find out what I’m talking about. Hey… to each their own. πŸ™‚

 

 

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“Men don’t own the world, women only let them believe they do. Don’t ever forget that.”

 

 

Beth has some very interesting sexscapades and Ryan needs to be educated and disciplined.

 

 

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Sylvia works nearby and is a regular customer at the bakery. She also has a lady boner for Ryan and finally asks him out. She knows that Beth is interested in Ryan but is okay with some friendly competition.

I liked Sylvia and thought she was a lot less crazy than Beth. Sylvia is very much a cat person and feels that Ryan might also be a cat person. She takes Ryan home and shows him some new things.

 

 

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“He loves what Sylvia has done to him. He’s never orgasmed so violently. No act has ever been as great, demanding so much from his body or lasting so long.”

 

 

Sylvia has given him the best orgasm but when Ryan wants to cuddle, he is shocked at what he sees.

 

 

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What I didn’t like about Ryan at this point was that he totally judged Sylvia for her kink. I get it… she should have told him about it first and asked permission, but I don’t think he should have treated her like a leper.

Oh Penelope. I think she is my favorite. First looks can be deceiving, right? I love that she doesn’t look “normal”. Her tattoos, make-up and overall style are far from normal. I also really loved the shot out to Aqua’s Barbie Girl song too. I totally started singing it πŸ™‚

Since Ryan wasn’t having any luck with the girls that looked normal and that were approaching him, he thought he would try a different tactic. Penelope seemed very nice, she was smart and was the top student in his class. When Ryan asked Penelope to come back at closing, I was really scared that Beth the psycho jelly cream girl was going to come back and do something. Or recruit Catwoman and really start some shit. I know it’s not a suspenseful story, but I couldn’t help it. It really got intense or maybe it was just me? But I kept waiting for the shit to hit the fan. But then… that ending. Hahaha! Well, I’ll just leave it there for now.

 

 

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One of the things that I did not like is the way Ryan would occasionally refer to his “future son”. That started to get a little creepy. I’m going to tell my future son about this sexual experience and then I’m going to tell him about this…. It was odd to me and I wasn’t feeling it. The other thing was the food that I mentioned earlier. That is just a personal preference. There is nothing wrong with it, but its definitely not for me.

Overall, I really enjoyed this story. The writing was great and flowed really well. The world that this author showed us was vivid and exciting. I was seeing everything in my head play out like a movie and those are my favorite kind of books. The sex and sexual acts are definitely erotic and hot. In my opinion, this is an author to watch for. She has wicked story telling skills that will hook you from the start and not let go until she is good and ready to turn you lose. So… what do you consider “normal”? Do you have kinks and fetishes that you’ve shared with others? I would totally recommend this to my kinky friends. It makes you think…

Bravo!

 

 

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Angora Shade is an American author living in what she lovingly refers to as “Sheep Shit Nowhere” Europe. In an attempt to add some spice to her small town life, Ms. Shade began writing explicit erotica as a form of self-entertainment. Exploring the boundaries of acceptable sexual literature, she often seeks to create stories that not only entertain others, but also expose and push against the negative stigma surrounding sex in modern day society. She believes that sex in literature, art, personal thought, and physical nature, should be celebrated and expressed openly and as easily as any God-given freedom. Her favorite themes in writing include revenge, self-discovery, alternative materials for love play/bdsm, as well as anything that produces a good tingle, sizzle, or laugh. When not writing, Ms Shade enjoys red wine, travel, dancing, classic cartoons, baking, and creating fine art.

 

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