Futa Dino Riders of the Apocalypse (Season 1, Episode 1): The Magpie

Title: Futa Dino Riders of The Apocalypse (Season 1, Episode 1): The Magpie 
Series: Futa Dino Riders of the Apocalypse #1
Author: Bryce Calderwood
Genre: Science Fiction Erotica
Pages: 23
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana

The filthy sex-filled adventures of a futanari dinosaur rider at the end of the world.

It’s the year 2135 in what remains of Brooklyn. Life is tough after the apocalypse, especially for futanari dinosaur riders. Xenia only wants a bed, a bath, and to get laid. What she finds instead is trouble in the form of another futanari named Mags, AKA “The Magpie.” Xen saves her and that means Mags owes her. Bigtime.

When Xenia and Mags conduct their “Payment” transaction out in the open, guarded by their attack dinos, sparks (and juices) fly! When Xenia’s done with Mags, she’s going to have a very sore throat!

Futanari Dinosaur Riders of the Apocalypse, Season 1/Episode 1: The Magpie is a 6800-word futa-on-futa deep, choking oral sex and lactation story containing extreme violence and sex and is for legal adults only who aren’t afraid of extremely sloppy, messy sex.

Review

Holy. Crap.

Disclaimer first: I’m not a huge fan of futa-girls. I have nothing against them, mind, it’s just not my kink. If futa-girls ARE your kink, this is the short for you. Holy. Freaking. Crap is it for you! Bryce is a fantastic writer and you can tell within just a few sentences that he’s loving this series he’s made. It’s fun. It’s funny. The lead character Xenia has a sarcastic streak a mile wide. And it’s got freaking dinosaurs in it during the apocalypse! Which means you get some of this too… except people’s heads instead of fries.

Since it’s a short, I can’t say too much lest I give away everything. The basic plot is that Xenia, Dino Rider of the Apocalypse, is a futa, a product of the same genetic tinkering which gave the world dinosaurs. She sees another futa dino rider being attacked and goes to help… and then LIQUIDS EVERYWHERE!

Seriously, Bryce writes some messy, messy stuff… and it’s fantastic. He hits the futa kink hard in this short offering and I can’t wait to see where he’s going to take this world! I give this first episode 9 dinosaur disembowelments out of 10! (PS: The cover is fantastic and I love it so much. The dinosaur just… it just does it for me. We need more authors willing to step outside the lines and make some truly creative stuff like this.)

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Review ~ Enthralled by Bryce Calderwood

Title: Enthralled: A Futanari Vampire Erotic Romance
Series: Futanari Vampires Book 1
Author: Bryce Calderwood
Genre: Futanari, Horror Erotica, PNE
Pages: 225
Heat Level: 4 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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“Other vampire stories are tame by comparison.”

The only way to love a monster… is to become one yourself

Ashlyn’s life changes forever one night in a New York City back alley. Just before dawn she stumbles across a grievously wounded vampire. Ashlyn overhears the attackers reveal they’re trying to kill her because she’s a futanari.

She makes the fateful decision to help the beautiful redhead. Ever since science made it possible, Ashlyn wanted to be a futa. They’re despised and persecuted by society, so when she sees one in trouble, she feels compelled to help. Gathering up the wounded vampire in her arms, she hurries home to her nearby apartment, sparing the girl from being burned to ash by the rising sun.

Vampires need blood, and futanari vampires need sex… lots of sex. Ashlyn enters into a Master/submissive relationship with the beautiful but wounded vampire, Musette Vaillancourt, becoming her “pet.” Ashlyn becomes a human predator, seducing victims and bringing them home for her injured lover to drink their blood.

But that’s only the beginning. Ashlyn enters into a life beyond her wildest dreams. She gets what she’s always wanted… and so much more. All sexual fantasies fulfilled. All secret, dark impulses acted upon. Nothing is forbidden to the immortal undead. The rules and laws of mortals don’t matter to them. They are lions among the sheep.

But Musette’s former vampire master finds out her pet is still alive. Ashlyn can barely contain her jealousy as they are reunited. The appearance of Musette’s master brings a dangerous threat, however: the vampire coven Musette’s master belongs to.

Ashlyn finds herself fighting both for her life and her love with Musette… and not everything may survive.

 

 

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What a perfect read for Halloween night. Blood and gore, great story line and a lot of hot futa sex. This book is not for everyone, so if you don’t like to read about violence, blood play, a little gore, bloody sex, futas and their giant cocks and copious amount of cum, then this is definitely not for you. Otherwise, I challenge the dark hearts to give this a try. This story is action packed in all the right ways.

 

 

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Oh, where to start. Ok, quick version. Ashlyn, has a futanari fetish and wants to become one, but futas are not accepted by society and hated by most. Musette is a futa vampire who was made in secret by a “regular” vampire. Like I said before, futas are hated by most and considered impure if turned into a vampire. So, Musette’s makers coven is trying to kill her because she is an impure futanari vampire. Good thing Ashlyn is there to rescue her just in time.

Ashlyn is a really great character and super bad ass. She finds Musette and nurses her back to health. To help Musette recover, Ashlyn does some “hunting” for her and picks off some futa haters. Holy shit, that first scene was gruesome. The blood lust scenes only get more disturbing and awesome. I have to wonder what this authors browser history looks like. I don’t know if I would be scared or turned on? Hahaha!

 

 

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Well anyway, if I say too much more, I might give something away. There is one part in the story that kind of reminded me of Interview with a Vampire and Queen of the Damned. But this story is unique in itself. I promise you, that you have never read anything like this before. These futa vampires are not your pretty, sparkling, angsty teen vampires. Nope, these are some beautiful bad ass bitches with evil tendencies who are out to kill and fuck and live out their darkest fantasies. Why? Because they can!

 

 

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Have you ever wanted to let your inner demon out? I sure have and have had some pretty fucked up dreams about it. Anyway… back on track with the real vampire shit. There is one part where Musette and Ashlyn are fucking on top of a pile of bloody dead bodies that they just feed on and killed. Oh… that man’s hand. I guess I can say that Musette and Ashlyn are using their resources. (you’ll have to read it to understand what Im talking about)

 

 

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The sex is out of this world crazy, bloody and futanari cum filled wickedness. When I read futanari, I imagine Japanese anime porn and this is right up my kink train. Giant cocks fitting in impossibly little holes but it all seems to fit and cum ends up getting everywhere. Its like a bukkae porn! Hahaha!

 

 

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Overall, Enthralled is really fuckin good. It has a strong story line and I totally love the direction its going. The characters are great, but Ashlyn is my favorite. Her badassery level is empowering and very well done. I feel that Musette could have been a little tougher than she was. I love the blood and gore and the actual portrayal of blood lusting vampires instead of pretty ones with cute little fangs. The writing style and pacing of this book are fantastic and I never once got board or confused as to what was going on. I loved this book and I highly recommend for fans of paranormal erotica and horror erotica.

 

 

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Review ~ In the Arms of Love: Futanari Meets Octogirl by Bryce Calderwood

Title: In the Arms of Love: Futanari Meets Octogirl
Series: Futanari Loves Octogirl #1
Author: Bryce Calderwood
Genre: Monster Erotica, Futanari
Pages: 121
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Jaelyn James, a reluctant futanari, is exiled to a New England island reservation by her own country and makes an incredible find: Liana, an injured octogirl mermaid, washes up on the beach. When Jaelyn discovers her and tries to help her, a forbidden and lust-soaked love grows between them. The romance between the futanari and the octogirl is both touching and crazy hot. Liana knows what to do with her tentacles and she loves Jaelyn’s futanari anatomy!

But Jaelyn has to keep Liana a secret from the authorities, including a jealous, dominating futanari doctor who wants Jaelyn for herself. She calls Jaelyn in to submit to her medical “testing.” Can their love survive vicious jealousy and a brutal dystopian authority? Who can she trust and who will betray her? You never know where love is going to come from… or how strong it will be.

Warning: reading this book will make you wish you were a futanari. It will make you wish octogirls were real.

 

 

Review

 

 

What a great start to a series and the premise of the story is unique and intriguing. An island specifically for futanari’s under the guise of protecting them because society doesn’t accept futa freaks. But in this reality, it’s more like a prison camp.

Jaelyn James is a futanari headed to Craddock Island, also known as “Futa Island”. Jaelyn is a loner and hates what she is. On the ferry to the island, Jaelyn meets Astrid, another futa headed to the Island. Due to a storm and rough waters, Astrid and Jaelyn pretty much collide. Jaelyn’s enormous cock is like a teenage boy whose discovered porn for the first time. Always rising to the occasion and must be dealt with immediately. So, on cue, when Jaelyn and Astrid collide, Jaelyn starts to get a chubby. Embarrassed, Jaelyn runs to the restroom to… ahem… take care of herself. This is how Jaelyn’s adventure starts.

 

 

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After arriving on the Island and checking in, Jaelyn decides to take a stroll on the beach when she finds what looks like a bundle of wet clothes. However, what she really finds is a beautiful pale woman who is badly injured and not really quite a woman. She is an octogirl. Her name is Liana and she has tentacles and knows just how to use them.

 

 

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Jaelyn and Liana are immediately attracted to each other but also cautious. They need to be careful and are definitely not in the clear. Liana is hurt and needs to be kept a secret from the people who run the island. Jaelyn is under the thumb of Dr. Carerra and needs to do whatever she says to keep her secret.

There is some pretty amazballs hot sex in here and since its futa… it’s BIG! What do you get when you have an island full of futa rejects who have monster cocks, an overactive sex drive, an abnormal about of ropey cum and a Jackinator!? You get a Bryce Calderwood’s erotica futanari romance that’s delightfully obscene, explicitly pornographic and an impressive and inventive display of futa and octogirl sex.

Did I mention Jaelyn’s huge member? Well, it’s pretty impressive to anyone who comes in contact with it. It’s like a giant magical penis that has everyone on the island wanting to take a ride on the schlong express.

 

 

“God Dam, girl, you got a big one,” said the readhead, “Holy Frankendick!”

 

 

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I love books that can make me laugh and this one did just that. This is not an erotic humor, but there are some really funny situations and one liners. I especially love the “hundred rows of sharp teeth” comment and when you read this, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.

Overall, it’s a pretty good and very interesting read. The flow of the story is steady and the sex is erotic and deliciously constant. This is the second book I’ve read from this author and he does not disappoint. I was entertained and turned on from the beginning to the very end. This isn’t just and erotic and sexy story. There is also a budding romance to be discovered and I’m excited to see where it goes. This does end with a tiny cliffy and I have some questions I need answers to. Is Becky friend or foe? What is Dr. Carerra really doing with the Jackinator? Will Liana and Jaelyn be caught? I guess I’ll have to wait for the next one.

 

 

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Review ~ Futa Subway Express Collection by Reed James

Title: Futa Subway Express 

Author: Reed James

Genre: Futanari
Pages: 66
Heat level: 4 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Connie Cliff

 

Missy is a futa that loves to have fun on the subway!

Three hot tales of futa-on-female action!

Whenever Missy is riding on the subway, her passion throbs and bulges when she sees hot women in short skirts. She just can’t resist giving them a squeeze and playing with her new lovers. Whether it’s a hot college coed in a tartan skirt, a sexy police officer working her beat, or a pair of nuns trying not to sin, Missy is going enjoy introducing them to the extra she’s packing beneath her skirt.

When a cute, young woman watches Missy, the futa finds those watching eyes spur her to even more naughty fun with her lovers. Missy wants to have fun with them all: married women, a pair of giggling friends, and a woman talking on the phone to her boyfriend! Join Missy on her naughty, futa express!

Futa Subway Express is a collection of three hot and steamy futa-on-female, voyeurism, exhibitionism, nun, menage, public fun erotica! This tale of futa passion is not for the faint at heart!

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Review

Oof, this was one hot futa collection! Reed James sure knows his futas. In the three stories in this bundle, we follow Missy, a kinky and perverted futa who’s into doin’ it in public, specifically on the subway! She molests seemingly innocent girls, some of whom she even violates via the real entry. Jeesh, was it a scorching read.

In Double Delights, Missy finds her victim in Di, a married woman whose husband is right next to them, on the subway! At first, Di has no clue what is happening:

Sometimes they didn’t even realize I was groping them. Why would they? You could expect a perverted guy to grope you, but not an innocent-looking, young woman.

But as Missy persists, Di gets more and more into it. She can’t helpt it! Futa’s charms are too strong. And Missy only gets more turned on by the clear possibility that people may be watching.

I loved fucking a woman while her husband was nearby, and the black-haired woman watching just made it hotter…. Someone else could see us, the thrill propelling me to take more chances.

Later that same day, Missy gets lucky and stumbles upon not one, but two eager women. The good the proceeds to take one in the ass, then mouth, then the second girl in her pussy. All while a stranger is watching – the same woman who watched her that morning, with Di! And while Missy takes a break between the two girls, she gets a double oral: that’s right, both her pussy and her dick get faithfully eaten. I wonder what that would feel like!

In Sinful Delights, Missy find her next victim in a Catholic schoolgirl with just the right short tartan skirt on. Missy quickly proceeds to fondle the poor girl’s asshole, making the innocent teen gasp in horror.

I leaned in, licking her neck. “Do you want to sin?” I worked my finger in deeper, wiggling it about her hot hole.“This can’t be happening.”

“This can’t be happening.”

“It is, sweetie.” My clitoris itched, begging to swell into a full, futa dick and fuck this hot schoolgirl.

“I want to sin.”

Just when the fun is in full swing, the naughty futa and the schoolgirl get noticed by the nun from the Catholic school:

“The Lord have mercy!”
“He had mercy on me today,” I laughed. “Wendy’s got a tight pussy.”

The nun leaves the train, bewildered, but not before Missy tells her that she’ll be waiting for her, on this same train, if only she wished. And of course, the nun comes back. Who could resist such a naughty futa?

Missy takes the nun, and it turns out she’s a virgin with a rather hairy bush. But what makes it even more fun is that the raven-haired woman from the first book is riding this train again, and is watching Missy take one woman after another. This turns Missy on even more, not surprisingly.

The next day, the original nun (Sister Miriam) brings another nun on the train (Sister Louise). Apparently the bad nun has been harboring some secret desires towards Sister Louise, and now, emboldened by her experience with Missy, she decides to indulge her naughty desires by feeling Louise up. Fully aroused, Louise then lets Missy take her virgin ass. After fully corrupting the virgin nuns, Missy finally lets them go, but she knows they will be back for more futa fun.

In Voyeur’s Delights, Missy finally gets to molest her biggest fan – the raven-haired beauty that’s been watching her all these weeks. But before that happens, the two almost work out a system of sorts. The voyeur picks a woman for Missy to molest, then silently directs the futa to the unwitting victim. She even whispers to her how she wants futa to take her next girl: 

How should I fuck her?

She bit her lip, her blue eyes twinkling and her pale cheeks growing crimson. This was new. I had never asked her how I should molest my playmates. She glanced at the woman, the redhead’s ass swaying as she gabbed on her cell phone held casually in one hand.

The ass. Fuck her up the ass.

Missy proceeds to molest the girl, Vi, who’s actually talking on the phone with her boyfriend, the whole time! And of course, the dumb guy doesn’t even suspect a thing. Missy fingers Vi first, then takes her up the ass, as instructed by the faithful voyeuress. But by the time Missy brings Vi to a thundering anal orgasm, they can no longer hide what they’re doing from her boyfriends, and she comes loudly while he listens, shocked.

After taking yet another victim up the butt, at the voyeur’s silent request, Missy finally has had enough. She approaches her watcher and demands some attention. The woman succumbs, and first, she takes Missy’s big futa dick in her mouth, while fingering both of her holes. Then they switch, and Missy proceeds to give the stranger oral and rimming. Once they go to the next step (obviously anal), they get caught in the act by a cop (obviously female and obviously very hot).

Missy quickly takes control of the situation and forces the cop to eat her futa cum from Bianca’s freshly fucked ass (that turned out to be the stranger’s name). Meanwhile, Missy pulls the cop’s pants down (her first victim that wore pants!), then her ugly granny panties, and what does she find underneath but a gold ring in her labia! The cop turned out kinkier than she looked. Missy, never at a loss for ideas, fucks the cop’s pussy, but shoves her nightstick up her ass, providing a kinky dose of double penetration to the arm of the law!

All in all, what a hot kinky read! Reed James is definitely a master of the futanari genre, and I’ll be certain to check out some more of his works. 

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Reed James is a thirty year-old guy living in Tacoma, WA. “I love to write, I find it freeing to immerse myself in a world and tell its stories and then share them with others.” He’s been writing naughty stories since high school, furiously polishing his craft, and finally feels ready to share his fantasies with the world.

“I love writing about women who want to be a little (or a lot) naughty, people expressing their love for each other as physically and kinkily as possible, and women loving other women. Whether it’s a virgin experiencing her/his first time or a long-term couple exploring the bounds of their relationships, it will be a hot, erotic story!”

For his day job Reed drives a paratransit shuttle, helping the disabled and senior citizens get around town. “It can be both a rewarding and stressful job in turns. And sometimes sad.”

So check out his works, the Naughty Wives Series and Seducing Straight Women series and the erotic-supernatural thriller My Fallen Angel.

Review ~ Demon’s Embrace by Bryce Calderwood

Title: Demon’s Embrace
Series: Erotic Apocalypse #1
Author: Bryce Calderwood
Genre: Erotica, PNE, Monster Erotica, Futa
Pages: 134
Heat Level: 4 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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World War II is over and New York City is crawling with sexy futanari she-demons. Sex-crazed Demon hunter Veronica Hudson has her hands (and mouth, and everything else) full as she catches her prey through seduction. In this historical paranormal tale of erotica, Veronica goes through one smoking hot sex-soaked encounter after another! But she may have more than she can handle when she goes after a powerful demoness who’s packing a little something extra. Okay, maybe not so little!

 

 

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Holy SHIT! That was nasty, filthy, demented, panty wetting, deliciousness. Now, what in the ever loving fuck does that say about me, because I fucking loved it! This isn’t Charmed or Buffy the Vampire Slayer hunting on rainbow colored streets with glitter guns. Nope. If Nariko from Heavenly Sword, Sarah Connor from Terminator, Jenna Jameson (adult film star) and Hell Boy all had a baby together, that baby would be Veronica Hudson.

 

 

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I feel like I’ve been saying this more and more lately, but this book is NOT for everyone. This book has a lot of kinky fuckery in it that a lot of people may not like. Copious amounts of cum and blood… did I mention cum? Think about anime porn covered in cum and blood and then triple the cum… and that may be under estimating it.

 

 

“I want you to put that huge monster cock in me and fuck me stupid with it.”

 

 

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I’m not your average bear. I’m a little strange and unusual anyway so this was right up my perverted ally. I’m pretty sure I’ve had some dreams similar to this before.

 

 

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Ok, so let’s get into the story a little bit. The storyline is fantastic and very interesting. Veronica Hudson is the best demon hunter there is. She hunts down futanari sex crazed she-demons and sends them back to Hell before they can wreck havoc on the world as we know it. Now that Veronica is hunting alone, she develops a different style of hunting demons.

 

 

“I decided to hunt demons my way, Darlene. It’s decidedly more… satisfying.”

 

 

Veronica is super badass. She has an arsenal of weapons, guns and swords. She has some mad fighting skills and uses this new fighting style to the fullest advantage.

 

 

“Nobody follows me, nobody else goes upstairs. This is work for bad bitches.” I gave my right breast a squeeze and winked at them like a pinup girl, then waved as I walked to the elevator bank. I don’t know what gets into me sometimes. Oh, wait, yes I do: It’s called not giving a shit.

 

 

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I have to mention some of my favorite scenes. One word… confession. Some of my favorites revolve around the church. I’m not going to go into detail about it, but I love that shit! I really like the way Veronica ‘deals’ with the church. I love the confession, I love the money, I love the sinfulness, I love the demons monster cock and its umm, usefulness. I especially love the extra person in the confessional. I just love all of it. There are a couple of those scenes and I love everything about them.

 

 

“Miss Hudson, you are more of a monster than they are. May God have mercy on your soul.” I didn’t stop, just flipped him the bird without looking back.

 

 

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There were a couple of funny moments, but I’m not entirely sure they were meant to be funny. Some of the dialogue and actions hit my funny bone though and it totally worked for me.

 

 

I remembered I no longer wore pants so I spread my legs for her and smacked my open pussy a couple times. It made such loud, wet slapping sounds in the hotel’s hallway, I laughed. “Come and get it, hellspawn!”

 

 

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What I didn’t like…. I hate the word shithole. Just saying. It’s used here a few times and that is really the main reason why I personally can’t give it 5 stars. With that being said, someone else might love that word and 5 star the fuck out of this. But not me. It’s not sexy to me and just pulls me out of the moment like a slap to the face.

 

 

Overall, I loved it and I can’t wait to read more. This book has a great foundation for a story and could very easily be turned into a porn that I would most definitely watch… over and over again. I loved Veronica and her demented sex drive. All of the demons that Veronica fought got harder and um… ahem… bigger 😉 I loved all the action, fights and sex. It was just all around really good! The only thing I didn’t care for was that one word… shithole. Otherwise, BRAVO!! 

 

 

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Bryce Calderwood writes erotic stories that take you places you never thought you would go. Places of raw badassery, insatiable desire, uncontrollable lust. You may feel reluctant, at first, but you’ll be enjoying it too much to really fight it, and then, before you know it, you won’t believe what you just read.

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Review ~ Jane’s Steak and BJ Night Surprise: A Futanari Tale by Moctezuma Johnson

Title: Jane’s Steak and BJ Night Surprise: A Futanari Tale
Author: Moctezuma Johnson
Genre: Futanari Erotica
Pages: 8
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Connie Cliff

 

Jane gets ready for her annual Steak & BJ Day (celebrated annually on 3/14) by cooking her husband a steak per their ritual. Normally she’d then be on her knees showing her wifey appreciation. But this year she’s got something up her, well, sleeve. Okay, that’s not a sleeve.

Check out some hot a-little-bit-more-than-vanilla custard fun.

 

 

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Well, my literary futa-cherry has just been popped. I’ve been curious about reading futanari erotica, and who would be the best author to introduce me to this kink than the irreverent brazen beast of a writer, Moctezuma Johnson?

This story centers on an old tradition of Steak and Blow Job Day, celebrated in different ways in various cultures. As the main character’s wife prepares the dinner for him, she becomes pre-occupied by the crazy idea of getting a BJ, instead of giving one. How nuts is that? To make it as realistic as possible, she not only procures a life-size realistic organ, but she also makes sure the, ahem, juice is free-flowing as well. Vanilla flavored, at that.

As it always happens when I read Moctezuma’s stories, I seriously enjoyed myself, the smile never leaving my face. There is simply no one like him in today’s literary erotica. If you haven’t yet, you MUST read one of his books.

 

 

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Moctezuma is now literary porn’s King of Hardcore Erotica, but that wasn’t always so. This once blacklisted writer had to fight to get freedom of speech. Before publishing, Moctezuma was messing around writing for newspapers through Asia and Latin America. He was a business writer given a finance beat in Hong Kong and Singapore. He was always enjoying nightlife wherever he went. He was interested in writing. He was interested in sex. Then he met a gorgeous supermodel who was able to inspire him to put the two together. Thus Moctezuma Johnson revealed his till then confidential stories. He started by blogging but was brutally censored. He spent years censored, concealed, and off-limits to the public. Then he found Girls Carrying Books Erotic Book Publisher and enjoyed sharing his tawdry brand of hardcore XXX literary porn with the hungry public. His years of defiance and courage paid off. He had built a blog archive with hundreds and hundreds of poems, short stories, and photos. Most of the photos were lost during the black period (he is working on a book of formerly banned poems tentatively called “The Black Period”). The poems in the Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends come from ideas mostly on his blog. The others are in response to the positive feedback Moctezuma immediately enjoyed. Once he started writing he found himself excelling in other areas of his life as well. He became a bartender, bought his own bar, and married his muse. Now he has his life in order and continues to share his daring porno-literary genre.

Review ~ Waxing the Futa’s Board by Caelia Portier

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Series: No
Author: Caelia Portier
Genre: Erotica, FF, Fantasy
Pages: 21 estimated
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4 stars out of 5
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Carla waxes the bikini lines of C-list celebrities and pornstars at her discreet little wax studio near Skid Row in LA. Most of her days are totally boring, and she longs for a little excitement.

The day Tasha K walks through her door, however, nothing is routine. At Tasha’s request, Carla mixes up a special wax potion. But a miscommunication leaves Tasha with a magical gender transformation ! This bikini wax job goes totally awry. Or wait, maybe it goes just perfectly.

Waxing the Futa’s Board is a 6100 word scorcher of erotic fiction. WARNING: Not for the weak of heart, and for adults 18+ only. This work of fiction is the product of the author’s wild and fun imagination. Any similarities to real life characters, places, and events are completely unintended and purely coincidental. Please further note that all characters depicted are of legal adult age. It contains graphic descriptions of sex acts. If you are offended by the nature of such stories, please do not purchase this book. Otherwise, enjoy.

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“Adult Content Warning: This work contains adult content for those aged eighteen or older only. It contains sexually explicit scenes and language, not for the weak of heart, which may be considered offensive. If you consider these subject matters offensive, please do not read any further.”

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Carla is the owner of a waxing studio in LA. Her clientele consist of mostly porn stars and C list celebrities. Her most requested services include Brazilian wax and anal bleaching. Until Tasha K comes in and requests a special wax concoction. While Carla applies the wax to Tasha something strange happens and Carla is in for a nice surprise.


“Ha! It’s my job! And once you’ve seen one pussy you have to wax, you’ve seen them all!”

Okay… okay… This is my first futa or futanari (am I saying that right?) story. I really wasn’t sure what to expect and I ended up really liking it. I will admit that a woman with a giant penis AND a vagina wasn’t appealing, but I never say I don’t like something until I try it. All I can picture in my head is anime porn with giant cocks fluid everywhere.

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“Instead of you leaving me a monetary tip, I have another idea…”

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“trying to lift the heaviness of her iron-like cock into my mouth. When I finally got the tip of it to my mouth, my lips simply couldn’t support its weight alone…”

This is Carla’s reaction… or Tasha’s cock’s reaction…. hmmmm
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Overall I was really surprised by how much I liked it. I like the strange and unusual. But maybe that’s because, I myself, am strange and unusual. I like the sci-fi, alien and monster erotica and this falls right in line with that. Its fantasy erotica. So if you like this kind of stuff, definitely pick up a copy. If you are unsure, then read the warning and proceed with caution.

 

I received a copy of this book via the author in exchange for an honest review.

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Caelia Portier
I’m Caelia Portier. I was raised in a small and very religious southern community. It was wonderful, but I had a hard time with the sexual repression, and the still-existing stigma against gay and bisexual relationships. Today, I am an attorney and entrepreneur by day, and an erotica author by night! It’s my way of having a bit more of a creative outlet. Besides, drafting contracts all day can get pretty boring!

I believe everyone should love who they want to love. Besides, there’s already too little love in the world. Thank you for reading.

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Caelia (kie-lee-ah)
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