Review ~ Living Corn James Corny Fired in the Butt by Dr. Chuck Tingle

Title: Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt 
Series: NA
Author: Twice Hugo Nominated Author Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Tingler
Pages: 31
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Alana

Dimald Trimp is the head of the American Agriculture Agency, and he’s as corrupt as they come. Lately, it’s been working out fine for the unethical politician, but things are suddenly coming to a head now that James Corny, the handsome living corn in charge of ethics investigations, has shown interest in Dimald’s connection to sentient Russian beets.

With the Russian beets breathing down his neck, Dimald sees no other option but to fire James Corny, but things are always easier said than done in politics. Now Dimald is taking an erotic journey deep within the butt of this sentient vegetable investigator, and learning more about his own true nature than he ever wanted.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sentient corn on unethical politician action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and handsome living vegetable love.

Here we are with Tingler #2 in Tinglefest 2017: Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt.

Dr. Tingle is, to say the least, up on his politics. This fiction parallels the firing of the … well, you’ve all read the news, of course. I shan’t bore you with it here. However, in true Tingle fashion, Chuck gives us this news warped and twisted, and incredibly funny.

Dimald Trimp becomes the president of the American Agriculture Agency and… wait a second. Dimald… Trimp? Is this perhaps…?

Yeah… I thought so. Just another alternate timeline from Chuck’s voyages! Anyway, he becomes president of the AAA and soon falls into corrupt ways, including taking money from Russian beets. 

Hence, eventually his corrupt ways are under investigation by sexy living corn James Corny, who happens to head the ethics committee in the AAA. When Dimald arranges a meeting between the two to “discuss the situation” with him (re: bribe), James refuses all offers and leaves. Dimald is confronted by the Russian beets and, under panic, decides to fire James. He arranges another meeting at a local bar and, well, James is incredulous that Dimald is firing him because it’s going to raise suspicion on Dimald’s true motives. (GEE, YOU THINK?!) There is also the fine print that Dimald has to fire James from within his own butt.

Oooh-kay. Keep in mind, at this point I assumed it would be while they were having sex. Which they have. They exit out of the bar and go into an alley (classy!) and have some freaky human on living corn sex. Or living corn on human sex. You know, whichever.

After that’s done, it’s time for the firing. I’m just going to leave this quote here to sum it up, though there’s more after this, and it’s hysterically funny, and strangely metaphysical and sad all at once.

Slowly, carefully, I begin to climb up inside the living corn’s butthole. … Eventually, the entire passageway widens into a lush valley with hills and trees. There’s a shoreline in the distance and surrounding it is a beautiful city.

Yup, folks. An entire world inside a living corn’s butthole. I give this tingler ten of ten Russian beets, and I strongly urge people to read Chuck’s work. Whether he’s a made up pen name or a real dude, it doesn’t matter. Love is real, and his works of erotic satire are amazing.

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Review ~ Turned Gay by the Existential Dread that I May Actually Be a Character in a Chuck Tingle Book

Title: Turned Gay by the Existential Dread that I May Actually Be a Character in a Chuck Tingle Book 
Series: NA
Author: Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Tingler, Erotica, Humor
Pages: 42
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Alana

Brad and his wife, Carrie, are all set for a beautiful San Diego vacation, free from the oppressive anxiety of the modern workweek. Things take a turn for the strange, however, when Brad reads the latest Chuck Tingle book and slowly begins to doubt the universe around him.

Were they always staying at the Butt Point Suites? Or was the original name of their hotel Sandy Point? Is the man at the front desk unrealistically handsome? And what are the odds of them ending up in room sixty-nine?

As things begin to unravel, Brad is force to face his deep existential dread in this erotic philological thriller, culminated in a hardcore hot tub encounter with his personified cosmic anxiety.

This erotic tale is 4,800 words of sizzling human on gay personified emotion action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and existential dread love.

This is the last installment of TingleFest 2016!


As such, the review is something special….

Review ~ Space Raptor Butt Invasion by Dr. Chuck Tingle

Title: Space Raptor Butt Invasion 
Series: NA
Author: HUGO NOMINATED AUTHOR Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Humor, Erotica, Tingler
Pages: 38
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana

Space can be a lonely place, especially when you’re stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn’t quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance’s terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all.

Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual.

It’s not gay if it’s a man and a dinosaur, is it?

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay dinosaur action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and space raptor love.


A touch late, but here’s the latest for TingleFest 2016!

Nice graphic, eh?

Ah, I actually remember reading this for research when I was getting ready to launch my own erotica career! This, among many other erotica shorts (which I honestly don’t remember–this was the only memorable one), helped to shape my writing. Now, I found out I can’t do humor erotica like Dr. Chuck Tingle. There’s simply no one but the master. As one might argue Virginia Wade started the monster erotica trend (she’s certainly the most famous of the monster erotica indie authors), Chuck Tingle has taken that and ran with it. With scissors. And an eternal love for gay ass.

We start out with a nameless astronaut on Outpost Zorbus. I say nameless because he doesn’t have a name for quite a while. It actually starts out with two astronauts (Pike being the other one) talking and going about their business, rather normally. You would actually think they would end up being lovers, but no! Not in a Tingleverse book. Pike is actually going home, leaving our nameless astronaut here by himself.

Not for long! As he’s outside, he sees another astronaut! Shocked and surprised, when our nameless astronaut goes back to his base, he hears a knocking on the hatch door! Here, we finally learn our astronaut’s name is Lance Tanner as he lets the other astronaut in… only to find out he is a velociraptor!

The raptor’s name is Orion. Over the next few days they start to hang out and get to know each other. It’s actually quite sweet to read. The subject of sex comes up, and Orion admits he’s never had sex with a human for fear of crushing a human female. Lance brings up the subject of gay sex… and Orion agrees, thinking he “might be into that”. This leads to the best line in the book:

“I mean, it’s not gay if it’s a dude raptor and a dude human, right?” I ask.

What follows is actually a pretty standard sex scene… other than one partner is a raptor. It’s weird reading an early Chuck Tingle book because it’s actually.. not so WTF and more just hot dino sex. I’m of the opinion one doesn’t read Chuck Tingle for the erotica, but for the humor. However, this is when the author was still finding his feet. As it is, it’s a solid introduction to the Tingleverse, a sweet and somewhat hot gay dino/dude love scene, and a great parallel to Chuck’s later works which go off the chart crazy. I would give this 7 “Totally Not Gay” Astronauts out of 10.

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Review ~ Pounded by President Bigfoot by Chuck Tingle

Title: Pounded by President Bigfoot 
Series: NA
Author: HUGO NOMINATED AUTHOR Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Humor, Erotica, Tingler
Pages: 40
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana

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Allen has been interested in politics his entire life, but when things don’t work out the way he’d planned, Allen settles for a fast paced carrier in political journalism.

It’s no surprise that Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president’s sexuality, which come to a head during the interview.

Soon enough, Allen is making history by taking a gay pounding in the oval office from the first bigfoot president!

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay bigfoot action, including anal, blowjobs, double penetration, rough sex, and presidential beast love.


I’ve been meaning to review Chuck Tingle’s work for a long time, because I love it. I love that he writes what he wants to write, and to heck with everyone else (and Ted Cobbler)! He writes to spread love and joy in the weirdest way possible, which is actually quite funny. Plus, he recently got nominated for a Hugo! I’m serious! I know some other authors who are viewing the nomination as a terrible thing, the fourth seal of the Apocalypse, and all in all just bad taste in showing how far politics rule the Hugos (and they do), but I think it’s fantastic! Why NOT an erotic author?

To this effect, I am unveiling this… TINGLEFEST 2016!

Whether Chuck Tingle is someone’s pen name, a real guy who has a thing for spaghetti and weird erotica, or a mix between the two, he’s made an impact in the erotica world. Some hate him. Some love him. But absolutely NO ONE will deny he’s the most bizarre-can’t-look-away-what-in-the-heck-did-I-just-read erotic author out there.

This is one of his first books (though not his very first… I think a couple of them got republished, which messed up the dates and I’m not actually sure which IS first), Pounded by President Bigfoot.

We start off in the mind of a handsome gay blogger Allen Bennett. Allen tells us about how Bigfeet, or Sasquatches, came out in a big press release because their natural habit was being encroached upon by people. In just a short while, they integrated smoothly into the American way of life and could be found everywhere waiting tables, pumping gas, or even holding small government positions.

Eventually, one surprised everyone and ran for president! Ah, Gardook Yuldok won the nomination and eventually the election to become the first bigfoot president! It was quite scandalous as he wasn’t married, so people theorized he might have been the first GAY president, but since the interspecies election held more sway, people just didn’t care so much about the gay aspect. I will point out here the text does say incorrectly that Gardook is the first president without a First Lady. This is wrong. The honor actually goes to James Buchanan.

Anyway, our lucky blogger gets a press pass to conduct an interview with President Yuldok! Allen is stressing himself trying to think of the hard hitting questions, but when the times comes, President Yuldok asks if he can fuck Allen.

At least the president doesn’t beat around the bush! The rest of the book is Allen at first saying no, and then coming to grips that he wants that big old bigfoot cock up his ass.

I found this book incredibly amusing, and while there were a couple of small errors (and some formatting paragraph indent weirdness, but I get where that comes from and sometimes with the software Amazon makes authors use, you get weird formatting), it was actually very well written. Oh, sure, it talks about how much Allen needs that big cock up his ass, but I found it actually quite clever and tender at the same time. There really is nothing like a Tingleverse erotic short. (PS: A lot of people aren’t to get that gif below, but that’s ok.)

In addition to Pounded by President Bigfoot, because the soul of books is love, we get a bonus story: I’m Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane! This was a completely pleasant surprise for me as it was on my list of TBR for Tinglefest 2016. So, gentle readers, you get two Tinglers for the price of one!

I’m Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane starts out with a guy, Alex, being nervous on a flight like we all are. He hears a voice out of nowhere comforting him, saying things will be alright. At first he thinks it’s the overhead speaker, but it’s not… it’s the plane! 

Alex is relieved, and finds out the plane’s name is Keith. Keith’s a pretty righteous dudebro who became a billionaire by counting cards in blackjack in Vegas. Don’t ask how Keith fit into the casino. Just… just don’t. Anyway, it turns out Keith is a little lonely and invites Alex over to hang with him like bros do and have some beers. Alex accepts and here’s where things start to get surreal. I know, I know, START to get surreal?

When Alex goes over to Keith’s mansion, he finds Keith hanging out by the pool since he can’t fit inside his house. Alex feels sorry for Keith, realizing that he’s really an outcast and offers to do something normal for him, like put sunscreen on his back. He’s especially interested in this after Keith takes off his shirt and reveals his cut six pack of abs. I’ve never noticed abs on my plane before when I flew, but… sure. Why not?

From there, Alex starts rubbing Keith down hard and then sees a smooth cock and balls! He just can’t resist riding that plane, and there the wild living object man sexing starts!

This one is a trip. Pounded by President Bigfoot was awesome, sort of tender, and a commentary on how anyone can be president… but bigfeet are still living things. Creatures, if fantastic, made of flesh and blood. This is a fucking plane. Literally, a fucking plane. Trippy, weird, and still somehow sweet at the same time, I couldn’t help but to smile all the way through this short, through both shorts actually. HUGO NOMINATED AUTHOR Dr. Chuck Tingle is a master of comedic, satirical, erotic commentary. The formatting can use a little work, true, but his son by the name of Jon does pretty good editing his stuff. It’s not that distracting. Hell, I think some of MY shorts have more errors, and I’m a fanatic about finding them. The thing about the Tingleverse is not that it’s erotic or funny, but that it’s sweet. And it is. It’s more romantic than a lot of romances I’ve read out there, and while I can’t vouch for the gay sex (even though I write it, it’s really not my kink), it is CERTAINLY imaginative! I can’t imagine anyone NOT smiling during a Tingler. I highly recommend this book, especially because of the bonus story… you get two Tinglers for the price of one! How can you not like that?

In the end, I give this book 9 Official Presidential Buttplugs out of 10.


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Review ~ Pegged by My Kawaii Anime Waifu by Sakura Von Sternberg

Title: Pegged by My Kawaii Anime Waifu 
Series: NA
Author: Sakura Von Sternberg
Genre: Humor, Erotica
Pages: 51
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana
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Kevin is an otaku.

No, scratch that: he’s an Otaking.

An obsessive anime fan. A total recluse. An irascible internet scold.

But don’t worry: he’s also found love. He is the proud husband of Akane Matsunaga. Who is Akane? She’s the main character of his favorite anime series, of course. A fictional 2D character to whom Kevin has devoted himself completely.

In other words: his waifu.

But what happens when his waifu becomes corporeal and real? And what if she’s a little more kinky and dominant than he might have realized? What if she brought with her a ten-inch toy that she fully intends to use on her 3D suitor?

Watch out, Kevin. Akane’s about to put the “oh!” in “moe.”

This 11,000+ word femdom story is intended for adults only. It contains graphic descriptions of adult situations, including humiliation, bondage, domination, pegging, psychic sex, and other fun activities. Reader discretion is advised.

All characters depicted in this story are over the age of eighteen.


First things first, I am an unashamed, unapologetic Sakura fangirl. Although each story of hers has been in a different style, from elegant and creepy, to sci-fi-riffic and tongue-in-cheek, I can tell at a glance it’s her writing, and I adore it. She is a master wordsmith, and I don’t say that lightly. So… this will be me fangirling like crazy. Fair warning!

This story… oh, this story. Kevin, or Kebinu-kun, is an anime fanboy to the Nth degree… or “Otaking” as he puts it. His life is in tatters, but it doesn’t matter if he lives in his mom’s basement… so long as he has his pure and innocent waifu to drool over. Who needs 3D sex when he has the 2D pure and innocent love of an anime girl?

Of course his passion isn’t totally innocent, and it’s not gone unnoticed by his cuddle pillow, which is Akane… the 2D waifu Kebinu-kun is so enamored of. Somehow, magically, Akane comes to life, ripped from the pillow while Kebinku is sleeping and hijinx ensue.

Oh man… the summation doesn’t do it justice. It really doesn’t. It’s so fucking funny. Everyone knows someone like Kevin, who is obsessed with something to the point of being a public safety hazard. I’ve known a few guys and girls like that. Hell, I’ve even been like that at times! Though I never lived in my mother’s basement. The exaggeration only goes to show the satirical side of this story. It pokes fun at all things the author loves… and I can tell Sakura loves this stuff. The story is lovingly crafted, each word chosen with precision. It’s such a smooth read.

There’s no bad in this story for me. True, pegging isn’t one of my big kinks, so the heat level wasn’t that hot for me personally, but if YOU enjoy femdom and pegging (which I do enjoy femdom, and OMG Akane had me in stitches), this will be a hot, funny, and satisfying read for you. I give it ten out of ten cum-stained anime cuddle pillows. Now, pardon me while I go back to fangirling.

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Review ~ Taken by the Tetris Blocks by Leonard Delaney

Title: Taken by the Tetris Blocks 
Series: Digital Desires #1
Author: Leonard Delaney
Genre: Erotica
Pages: 15
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 Flames
Overall Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Alana
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When blocks started falling from the sky, Christie Aackerlund welcomed the excitement. Now she’s having a bad day at work, and craving some fun and games. Luckily, she runs into some Russian blocks that are looking to score. Soon, she’ll be the one falling … in lust.

Taken by the Tetris Blocks is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations involving blocks. It’s for super mature audiences only.


This is a short which doesn’t quite defy description, as I’m going to describe it. It’s… very… unusual. There are quite a few erotica books out there which have “living object” sex in them, many of my favorites by the master Chuck Tingle. Hence, I decided to check out some of Mr. Tingle’s competition. This is a f/block story about a woman who wanted a promotion at work. When the offer came with a string which she wasn’t willing to tug, she runs into a Russian block in the bathroom, which she then proceeds to have sex with.

It seems that some time ago, Tetris blocks just started falling from the sky. They were friendly, and became part of our structures, being… helpful like blocks are and building stuff for us. Including buildings which we work and live in, furniture we sit in, counters we use, and all sorts of things. Which means they’re always watching us.

Our heroine screws the tetris block, and then others wander in! So, of course she must have sex with them too. And I have to say this is the best part of the book… spoilers for those who don’t want to ruin it.

As the other two blocks surged and filled her with thick fluid, the I Block floated parallel to the floor. A blue rod popped out of his end.

“TETRIS!!!” yelled the I Block as he rocketed between the other Blocks and into her pussy.

She came as soon as his rod entered her. All three Blocks cried out. Their voices became higher in pitch as their cries sustained, transforming into an electronic BLOOP! There was a flash of light. Christie suddenly found herself sprawled on the floor. Oily fluid of various colors dripped from various holes.

All of the Blocks were gone.

Yeah, so now stare at this gif and try NOT to imagine Tetris blocks coming.

Overall, it was cute, but not truly satisfying, nor really funny. 5 out of 10 smooth extending rods.

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Review ~ A Normal Girl by Angora Shade

Title: A Normal Girl
Series: NA
Author: Angora Shade
Genre: Erotica, Fetish
Pages: 75
Heat Level: 3.5 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Ryan, a geeky technology apprentice student, is on his way to losing his virginity. Shy by nature, his lack of experience with women has left him unfamiliar with ideas other than vanilla sex. In his search for his ideal girl, he seeks out those he deems normal, only to be faced with and turned off by various sexual kinks. Ryan comes to learn that normal is relative, and that he and his ideal girl are anything but vanilla.






Ryan is a geeky college student working part time at a bakery. While there he meets three very different women, Beth, Sylvia and Penelope. Each of these women have an interest in the new shy guy at the bakery. It’s like Ryan is in an Axe Body Spray commercial with all these girls wanting his attention.






Ryan is interested in finding his version of a “normal girl” and a traditional relationship. But with no real experience with women, what is his definition of normal?

I loved this. It was funny in spots, got my heart pumping, it was very erotic, sexy and kinky and has a great storyline.



“The tall, geeky ones always get to me. Bonus too, he’s shy.”



Beth is very interesting and, in my opinion, mildly psychotic. I’m a little scared of her. She is someone who likes to be in control and lucky for Ryan, she also works at the bakery.



“A hesitant man knows his place. A hesitant man will do what he’s told.”






If you know me then you will know that I absolutely hate food being used in erotic and sexual ways. It makes me gag just thinking about it. However, the way Beth worked that cream puff wasn’t that bad and I actually did okay with it. Until… until she decided to make a sandwich. You’ll have to read the story to find out what I’m talking about. Hey… to each their own. 🙂






“Men don’t own the world, women only let them believe they do. Don’t ever forget that.”



Beth has some very interesting sexscapades and Ryan needs to be educated and disciplined.






Sylvia works nearby and is a regular customer at the bakery. She also has a lady boner for Ryan and finally asks him out. She knows that Beth is interested in Ryan but is okay with some friendly competition.

I liked Sylvia and thought she was a lot less crazy than Beth. Sylvia is very much a cat person and feels that Ryan might also be a cat person. She takes Ryan home and shows him some new things.






“He loves what Sylvia has done to him. He’s never orgasmed so violently. No act has ever been as great, demanding so much from his body or lasting so long.”



Sylvia has given him the best orgasm but when Ryan wants to cuddle, he is shocked at what he sees.






What I didn’t like about Ryan at this point was that he totally judged Sylvia for her kink. I get it… she should have told him about it first and asked permission, but I don’t think he should have treated her like a leper.

Oh Penelope. I think she is my favorite. First looks can be deceiving, right? I love that she doesn’t look “normal”. Her tattoos, make-up and overall style are far from normal. I also really loved the shot out to Aqua’s Barbie Girl song too. I totally started singing it 🙂

Since Ryan wasn’t having any luck with the girls that looked normal and that were approaching him, he thought he would try a different tactic. Penelope seemed very nice, she was smart and was the top student in his class. When Ryan asked Penelope to come back at closing, I was really scared that Beth the psycho jelly cream girl was going to come back and do something. Or recruit Catwoman and really start some shit. I know it’s not a suspenseful story, but I couldn’t help it. It really got intense or maybe it was just me? But I kept waiting for the shit to hit the fan. But then… that ending. Hahaha! Well, I’ll just leave it there for now.






One of the things that I did not like is the way Ryan would occasionally refer to his “future son”. That started to get a little creepy. I’m going to tell my future son about this sexual experience and then I’m going to tell him about this…. It was odd to me and I wasn’t feeling it. The other thing was the food that I mentioned earlier. That is just a personal preference. There is nothing wrong with it, but its definitely not for me.

Overall, I really enjoyed this story. The writing was great and flowed really well. The world that this author showed us was vivid and exciting. I was seeing everything in my head play out like a movie and those are my favorite kind of books. The sex and sexual acts are definitely erotic and hot. In my opinion, this is an author to watch for. She has wicked story telling skills that will hook you from the start and not let go until she is good and ready to turn you lose. So… what do you consider “normal”? Do you have kinks and fetishes that you’ve shared with others? I would totally recommend this to my kinky friends. It makes you think…




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Angora Shade is an American author living in what she lovingly refers to as “Sheep Shit Nowhere” Europe. In an attempt to add some spice to her small town life, Ms. Shade began writing explicit erotica as a form of self-entertainment. Exploring the boundaries of acceptable sexual literature, she often seeks to create stories that not only entertain others, but also expose and push against the negative stigma surrounding sex in modern day society. She believes that sex in literature, art, personal thought, and physical nature, should be celebrated and expressed openly and as easily as any God-given freedom. Her favorite themes in writing include revenge, self-discovery, alternative materials for love play/bdsm, as well as anything that produces a good tingle, sizzle, or laugh. When not writing, Ms Shade enjoys red wine, travel, dancing, classic cartoons, baking, and creating fine art.


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Review ~ Rubber Space Academy by Roxy Katt

Title: Rubber Space Academy
Author: Roxy Katt
Genre: Erotica, Fetish, Comedy, F/F
Pages: 41
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Space cadet Pamela Blamm is in trouble. Unauthorized sex toys have been found in her footlocker at the highly repressed Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy, and it looks like she will be disciplined. But Pamela’s encounter with the rubber skirted CO takes a bizarre turn and leads to a series of erotic and comical escapades with latex clad women of the academy. Will Pamela be able to escape?






Warning! This book is NOT for everyone. Im on the fence with the flame rating. Is the 3 out of 4 flames appropriate? The sex or sexual acts were erotic enough, but not in a sexy make you want to “buff your muffin” kind of way. More like a sexual fetish sort of way that may have a very specific audience. This is what I would call erotic fetish comedy.



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Pamela Blamm is a cadet at Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy. She’s a lesbian with a rubber fetish stuck in an Academy full of uptight cunt teases.



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“Lesbian rubberhaven was turning out to be one great, heterosexual cunt tease.”





When Blamm’s secret toy and magazine stash is found, she’s confronted Major Marilyn Morgan. When Major Morgan was about to proposition Blamm, she somehow “accidently” got herself handcuffed and Blamm, being an opportunist, took advantage of the situation. Blamm is teaching the Major about who is really in charge.









From here, Blamm is set on a whirlwind of an unbelievable adventure to get the fuck out of Dodge.



Alright… now there are some pretty nasty stuff, but Ive got a twisted sense of humor and I thought it was hilarious.



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“As I slowly pulled the vibrator out she involuntarily emitted a great sequence of cracking farts, spluttering through the pussylube that abundantly lined her hole, thundering repeatedly like a squadron of dreadnaughts.”





Then the author slaps you with some really… umm… specific fetish, that is definitely not in my kink bucket.



Warning! This quote is NOT for everyone. Consider yourself warned!
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“I pissed all over her face: a great, thundering stream of fresh, hot piss. She groaned, spluttered; inarticulate cries of confusion and shock rose from beneath my sticky pussy.”

HA! I told you didn’t I?!



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Oh, you think that’s a little crazy… well, let me introduce you to some Denebian Cunt Eels! And….






But wait… there’s more! Xena Mars, the super star of space pilots is at the Academy visiting. Sealed up in her super shiny latex suite and helmet has Blamm hot all over again. In disguise, Blamm works her way onto Xena’s ship. Then, well, this is where I pretty much got grossed out and had a ten minute laughing fit.



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Overall, I really liked it. I laughed so much that my family had to come and check on me because they thought I was crying. Hahaha! I thought it was really funny and strangely erotic. Is this for everyone? Hell no! Will people with an open mind who can deal with a little erotic fetish that may not be specifically in their kink bucket enjoy this? Yes, I think so. This is a fascinating journey though Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy, with a horny and sexually repressed lesbian who leaves a trail of women hogtied and sexually deviated. I thoroughly enjoyed this and will read this author again.



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I started writing erotica in the 90s, just for my own entertainment. Then I thought it might be fun to publish it, and perhaps even make a little money. My first publication was a graphic short story (art by Tom Porta) in the very first issue of Heavy Rubber Magazine (1997). Since then I have published in a number of major erotic anthologies, such as the winner of the Lambda Literary Award for Lesbian Erotica, Lesbian Cowboys: Erotic Adventures (Cleis Press, 2009).

Erotic fetish writing can be divided, of course, into a number of genres or subgenres such as rubber, leather, armour, BDSM, spanking, etc. But as a fetish writer, I find my own difficulty in publicizing my work lies in the fact that while it incorporates these and other genres, it does not always fit neatly into one of them.

So how do I describe my hard to categorize work to the person who, unbeknownst to him or herself, might enjoy this lesbian and transgender erotica, but has no one label with with to search for it?

I think you could say, first of all, that humiliation is central. And usually, the humiliation is comical, cartoonish, unusual, or bizarre.

The humiliation often involves some form of being tied up, stuck in something, rendered peculiarly powerles (especially by one’s own seemingly empowering garments)

And there must be a build-up to the humiliation. I am all about foreplay. For me, that is the sexiest thing in an erotic story. So many tales begin with two paragraphs that introduce stock, uninteresting characters, and then proceed with 30 pages of “insert Tab A into Slot B” sex. I do not find this even remotely interesting.

Not that I do not describe sexual acts and their consummation in detail — I most certainly do.

My work could be described as BDSM, but not in the classic sense of two people getting together in a “dungeon” like setting, within one of them tormenting the other for so many pages in more or less predictable ways. My characters do not usually start out saying “let’s have sex,” but that is what they end up doing. For example, if one character wears a rubber suit, it is not because she is a dominatrix preparing to play with a sex partner, but because she is a spacewoman or a diver. I tend to contrive “realistic” excuses for my characters wearing fetish gear. To me, a woman dressed up like Catwoman is sexier if she is doing so to burgle an estate, rather than explicitly to have sex. Rest assured, though, somehow she will have sex.






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