Review ~ President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt by Dr. Chuck Tingle

Title: President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt 
Series: NA
Author: HUGO NOMINATED AUTHOR Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Humor, Erotica, Tingler
Pages: 42
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana

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Pibbles Pooch is a young, hotshot journalist with Bowling Bones Magazine, who’s just started his week on the presidential campaign trail with the notorious billionaire, Domald Tromp.

But things immediately get off to a rocky start when Domald tells another journalist that he’s fired, and then proceeds to throw him off of the plane mid-flight. Not surprisingly, the candidate’s approval ratings go through the roof.

Soon enough, things are going from bad to worse when Pibbles receives some top secret information about the real Domald Tromp, a man who may or may not actually be the Loch Ness Monster, and who may or may not be craving a lustful encounter within Pibbles’ tight butthole.

This erotic tale is 5,000 words of sizzling human on gay politican action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and Domald Loch Ness Tromps love.

Review

This is the second in my TINGLEFEST 2016 series! Here, let me whip out the graphic again.

There! TingleFest 2016 continues with President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America’s Butt, which is very topical! This is obviously a stand in for a presidential candidate… I don’t think I need to say which one. If I do, then you really need to turn on a television or a computer.

We start out with Pibbles Pooch, a small up and coming journalist for a small paper who observes that all of the journalists around him are both war weary, and like sharks at the same time. The analogy is very apt. He writes that everyone around him is jaded, but that any small action by either candidate during the election season is apt to send them into a tizzy of activity. This, I think, is a remarkably astute observation on Dr. Tingle’s part. It does seem that our journalists are locked into this sort of activity in the name of ratings, and pushing particular agendas for their paper and/or television station.

Anyway, as they fly with Domald Tromp on his HUGE jet plane (Keith, is that you?), he starts taking questions… and I have to say, Dr. Tingle caught that certain political candidate’s words and tone perfectly. It was eerie reading it. Domald goes on to say several things, and while I rarely quote from books, I have to quote this:

“Speaking of immigration, I was wondering if you had anything you’d like to say about the dinosaurs who are upset about your racist comments regarding them crossing the border into America,” Barno suddenly interjects.

“Well, first of all I was talking about illegal dinosaurs, not legal dinosaurs,” Tromp explains. “If you were paying attention you’d know that, but you know what? I think you’re kind of a third rate journalist for asking that question. That’s what I think.”

Domald Tromp says he can do anything. To prove it, he fires Barno on the spot and has the stewardesses throw him out of the plane.

Immediately, Barno starts to struggle against the stewardesses, but it is already too late. There is a wild yell as my friend is thrown from the airplane, whipping out into the vast blue sky and then plummeting down through the clouds behind us as he tumbles end over end.

The door slams shut, leaving the room in total silence.

“That’s what I think of lightweight journalists. I think that’s fair,” says Domald Tromp.

Yup. Wow. Damn. It would be funny if I couldn’t see that happening with crystal clear clarity in our world and not just the Tingleverse.

Shaken up, our young journalist tries to relax while at the rally (where Domald promises everyone in America a steak dinner), but Barno’s boss calls him saying he’s got some revealing information on Domald Tromp! Alone in his room on the jet plane, our young journalist waits for the email and it’s a doozy… Domald Tromp was born not in America, but in Scotland and it turns out his name is Domald Loch Ness Tromp! AND he’s a dinosaur! Not JUST a dinosaur but the Loch Ness monster! Other than his Scotland roots, I’m just not sure why he hides the fact he’s a dinosaur. He could be the first dinosaur president of the United States!

I also imagine this is what he looks like:

As soon as Pibbles gets the email, he’s called into Domald’s office. There, he can see it. Finally he can see it! And once he does, he’s possessed by a strange gay lust (Pibbles’ words!) for the Jurassic beast. Domald, smitten with Pibbles’ good looks, tells Pibbles his plan for America.

“I’m going to tell it like it is,” the creature explains, “because that’s just the way I do thing. I love America, I really do. In fact, I love America so much that I want to pound it in the butt.”

“In the butt?” I ask.

“Yes,” Domald nods, “and if I’m going to start the process of pounding America in the butt, I’d like to start with you. With your beautiful, muscular rump.”

Does that pounding come with the steak dinner he promised? Or is it BECAUSE of the steak dinner he feels the need to pound America in the butt?

After that, of course, is the sexy part, which is really hysterical to read. I couldn’t do it justice here, but I highly recommend it. Afterwards, we find out the American people voted against him. I imagine it was kind of like this:

I have to say… this short is awesome. Dr. Tingle captures Don… er Domald’s personality exactly, and it’s a bit of a horrifying read. Still funny, but horrifying at the same time. He pretty much nails the political climate for the Republican party on the head, and offers up his own theories as to why Domald is popular. It’s weird, contemporary, on point, funny, a bit sexy, and extremely fun to read. There IS a bonus Tingler at the end, but I am running out of time this week, so you will have to discover that sexy funny tale on your own! I give this short 10 out of 10 illegal dinosaurs!

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Review ~ Pounded by President Bigfoot by Chuck Tingle

Title: Pounded by President Bigfoot 
Series: NA
Author: HUGO NOMINATED AUTHOR Dr. Chuck Tingle
Genre: Humor, Erotica, Tingler
Pages: 40
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by: Naughty Book Snitch Alana

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Allen has been interested in politics his entire life, but when things don’t work out the way he’d planned, Allen settles for a fast paced carrier in political journalism.

It’s no surprise that Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president’s sexuality, which come to a head during the interview.

Soon enough, Allen is making history by taking a gay pounding in the oval office from the first bigfoot president!

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay bigfoot action, including anal, blowjobs, double penetration, rough sex, and presidential beast love.

Review

I’ve been meaning to review Chuck Tingle’s work for a long time, because I love it. I love that he writes what he wants to write, and to heck with everyone else (and Ted Cobbler)! He writes to spread love and joy in the weirdest way possible, which is actually quite funny. Plus, he recently got nominated for a Hugo! I’m serious! I know some other authors who are viewing the nomination as a terrible thing, the fourth seal of the Apocalypse, and all in all just bad taste in showing how far politics rule the Hugos (and they do), but I think it’s fantastic! Why NOT an erotic author?

To this effect, I am unveiling this… TINGLEFEST 2016!

Whether Chuck Tingle is someone’s pen name, a real guy who has a thing for spaghetti and weird erotica, or a mix between the two, he’s made an impact in the erotica world. Some hate him. Some love him. But absolutely NO ONE will deny he’s the most bizarre-can’t-look-away-what-in-the-heck-did-I-just-read erotic author out there.

This is one of his first books (though not his very first… I think a couple of them got republished, which messed up the dates and I’m not actually sure which IS first), Pounded by President Bigfoot.

We start off in the mind of a handsome gay blogger Allen Bennett. Allen tells us about how Bigfeet, or Sasquatches, came out in a big press release because their natural habit was being encroached upon by people. In just a short while, they integrated smoothly into the American way of life and could be found everywhere waiting tables, pumping gas, or even holding small government positions.

Eventually, one surprised everyone and ran for president! Ah, Gardook Yuldok won the nomination and eventually the election to become the first bigfoot president! It was quite scandalous as he wasn’t married, so people theorized he might have been the first GAY president, but since the interspecies election held more sway, people just didn’t care so much about the gay aspect. I will point out here the text does say incorrectly that Gardook is the first president without a First Lady. This is wrong. The honor actually goes to James Buchanan.

Anyway, our lucky blogger gets a press pass to conduct an interview with President Yuldok! Allen is stressing himself trying to think of the hard hitting questions, but when the times comes, President Yuldok asks if he can fuck Allen.

At least the president doesn’t beat around the bush! The rest of the book is Allen at first saying no, and then coming to grips that he wants that big old bigfoot cock up his ass.

I found this book incredibly amusing, and while there were a couple of small errors (and some formatting paragraph indent weirdness, but I get where that comes from and sometimes with the software Amazon makes authors use, you get weird formatting), it was actually very well written. Oh, sure, it talks about how much Allen needs that big cock up his ass, but I found it actually quite clever and tender at the same time. There really is nothing like a Tingleverse erotic short. (PS: A lot of people aren’t to get that gif below, but that’s ok.)

In addition to Pounded by President Bigfoot, because the soul of books is love, we get a bonus story: I’m Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane! This was a completely pleasant surprise for me as it was on my list of TBR for Tinglefest 2016. So, gentle readers, you get two Tinglers for the price of one!

I’m Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane starts out with a guy, Alex, being nervous on a flight like we all are. He hears a voice out of nowhere comforting him, saying things will be alright. At first he thinks it’s the overhead speaker, but it’s not… it’s the plane! 

Alex is relieved, and finds out the plane’s name is Keith. Keith’s a pretty righteous dudebro who became a billionaire by counting cards in blackjack in Vegas. Don’t ask how Keith fit into the casino. Just… just don’t. Anyway, it turns out Keith is a little lonely and invites Alex over to hang with him like bros do and have some beers. Alex accepts and here’s where things start to get surreal. I know, I know, START to get surreal?

When Alex goes over to Keith’s mansion, he finds Keith hanging out by the pool since he can’t fit inside his house. Alex feels sorry for Keith, realizing that he’s really an outcast and offers to do something normal for him, like put sunscreen on his back. He’s especially interested in this after Keith takes off his shirt and reveals his cut six pack of abs. I’ve never noticed abs on my plane before when I flew, but… sure. Why not?

From there, Alex starts rubbing Keith down hard and then sees a smooth cock and balls! He just can’t resist riding that plane, and there the wild living object man sexing starts!

This one is a trip. Pounded by President Bigfoot was awesome, sort of tender, and a commentary on how anyone can be president… but bigfeet are still living things. Creatures, if fantastic, made of flesh and blood. This is a fucking plane. Literally, a fucking plane. Trippy, weird, and still somehow sweet at the same time, I couldn’t help but to smile all the way through this short, through both shorts actually. HUGO NOMINATED AUTHOR Dr. Chuck Tingle is a master of comedic, satirical, erotic commentary. The formatting can use a little work, true, but his son by the name of Jon does pretty good editing his stuff. It’s not that distracting. Hell, I think some of MY shorts have more errors, and I’m a fanatic about finding them. The thing about the Tingleverse is not that it’s erotic or funny, but that it’s sweet. And it is. It’s more romantic than a lot of romances I’ve read out there, and while I can’t vouch for the gay sex (even though I write it, it’s really not my kink), it is CERTAINLY imaginative! I can’t imagine anyone NOT smiling during a Tingler. I highly recommend this book, especially because of the bonus story… you get two Tinglers for the price of one! How can you not like that?

In the end, I give this book 9 Official Presidential Buttplugs out of 10.

 

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Review ~ Rayelle by Connie Cliff

Title: Rayelle
Series: So Pure Yet So Sinful Book Series
Author: Connie Cliff
Genre: Erotica, Taboo, Smut, 2 finger, 1 hand read
Pages: 28
Heat Level: 4 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Rayelle is an innocent young woman, pure and untouched. She is trying to experiment with things, in the company of her best friend Mira, but neither girl has done anything serious.

Everything changes when their physics teacher, Mr. Xavier, catches Rayelle being too playful in class, and the punishment that he devises will surprise both of the girls. Will it be a good surprise? Or one that ends up with Rayelle being taken hard and without protection, and even in the backdoor, for the first time? Mr. Xavier wants to keep Rayelle and Mira close, so what will he do to ensure that they are his?

 

 

Review

 

 

Oh my goodness Connie Cliff. Wow! What a fantastically naughty book. Normally I read these kinds of books at home, but I was planning on being out all day and I knew I’d have time to read. Soooo…. with that being said, I would not recommend reading this in a public place. Why? Because this short story could cause someone to break into spontaneous humping. Seriously, that is a hard one to explain away when you just start humping on a stranger. The police show up, everyone is pointing and staring, it’s just a big ole’ mess. 😉 Anyway… back to the review.

 

 

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Rayelle is an extremely naive 18 year old catholic school girl and her friend Mira has recently shown her how to masturbate without touching herself. Once your masturbation cherry is popped, all you want to do is that over and over and over again.

 

 

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While in class, Rayelle can’t think of anything else except how to get herself off and decides to see if she can tryout her new trick while in class. Mr. Xavier, her teacher, happens to witnesses this and has Rayelle stay after class to punish her for her perversions.

 

 

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“Rayelle, do you realize what you were doing here, right in my classroom?”

 

 

What happens after that is why I put this in the 2 finger, 1 hand read category. Rayelle and Mira must have been really sheltered because they are both really naive for 18 year olds.

 

 

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How does an innocent Catholic school girl remain a virgin? Well, with some back door action of course.

 

 

knocking at theback door

 

 

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Why 4.5 stars? Only because Rayelle and Mira are clueless. That’s it. Everything else for me was perfectly perverted and I loved it.

 

 

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This short story was so much fun to read. It’s really naughty, lots of fun kinks and my husband was the happy recipient of the side effects. The stranger at the mall…. umm, not so much. 😉 Although this is a very short story, it is really well written and the sex scenes make you feel like you are in the room with the characters and I LOVE that. So the next time I pick up a Connie Cliff book, I need to turn my phone off and put an out of office sign up, stay away from public places and just have some nice alone time. I would recommend this for people who are hot for teacher, like barely legal, older man, younger woman, taboo type reads. I can’t wait to read more from this author!

 

 

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icon3 Connie Cliff is a short story erotica writer. She fell in love with the literary erotica genre when she was in high school, and her favorite book was D. H. Lawrence’s “Lady Chatterley’s Lover”. Connie’s protagonists are women and men who love to experiment and who enjoy themselves, in whatever situations Connie places them. You will find stories with many themes, including multiple partner, bisexuality, BDSM, and lots of others! Please visit her website at www.conniecliff.com to learn about upcoming new releases, sign up for the newsletter, or ask Connie any questions.

Also, be sure to follow Connie on twitter (@realconniecliff)! She loves her fans and always follows back, just tweet to her that you’ve read her book. You can also follow her twitter series #FunWaysToKink to learn more about her research process! If you have any suggestions, or just want to find out more, email Connie directly: connie.cliff.thewriter@gmail.com

 

 

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Review ~ Rubber Space Academy by Roxy Katt

Title: Rubber Space Academy
Author: Roxy Katt
Genre: Erotica, Fetish, Comedy, F/F
Pages: 41
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Space cadet Pamela Blamm is in trouble. Unauthorized sex toys have been found in her footlocker at the highly repressed Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy, and it looks like she will be disciplined. But Pamela’s encounter with the rubber skirted CO takes a bizarre turn and leads to a series of erotic and comical escapades with latex clad women of the academy. Will Pamela be able to escape?

 

 

Review

 

 

Warning! This book is NOT for everyone. Im on the fence with the flame rating. Is the 3 out of 4 flames appropriate? The sex or sexual acts were erotic enough, but not in a sexy make you want to “buff your muffin” kind of way. More like a sexual fetish sort of way that may have a very specific audience. This is what I would call erotic fetish comedy.

 

 

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Pamela Blamm is a cadet at Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy. She’s a lesbian with a rubber fetish stuck in an Academy full of uptight cunt teases.

 

 

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“Lesbian rubberhaven was turning out to be one great, heterosexual cunt tease.”

 

 

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When Blamm’s secret toy and magazine stash is found, she’s confronted Major Marilyn Morgan. When Major Morgan was about to proposition Blamm, she somehow “accidently” got herself handcuffed and Blamm, being an opportunist, took advantage of the situation. Blamm is teaching the Major about who is really in charge.

 

 

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mistress

 

 

From here, Blamm is set on a whirlwind of an unbelievable adventure to get the fuck out of Dodge.

 

 

Alright… now there are some pretty nasty stuff, but Ive got a twisted sense of humor and I thought it was hilarious.

 

 

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“As I slowly pulled the vibrator out she involuntarily emitted a great sequence of cracking farts, spluttering through the pussylube that abundantly lined her hole, thundering repeatedly like a squadron of dreadnaughts.”


butt bouncing farts

 

 

Then the author slaps you with some really… umm… specific fetish, that is definitely not in my kink bucket.

 

 

Warning! This quote is NOT for everyone. Consider yourself warned!
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“I pissed all over her face: a great, thundering stream of fresh, hot piss. She groaned, spluttered; inarticulate cries of confusion and shock rose from beneath my sticky pussy.”

HA! I told you didn’t I?!

 

 

hell no

 

 

Oh, you think that’s a little crazy… well, let me introduce you to some Denebian Cunt Eels! And….

 

 

EWW

 

 

But wait… there’s more! Xena Mars, the super star of space pilots is at the Academy visiting. Sealed up in her super shiny latex suite and helmet has Blamm hot all over again. In disguise, Blamm works her way onto Xena’s ship. Then, well, this is where I pretty much got grossed out and had a ten minute laughing fit.

 

 

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farts

 

 

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LOL

 

 

Overall, I really liked it. I laughed so much that my family had to come and check on me because they thought I was crying. Hahaha! I thought it was really funny and strangely erotic. Is this for everyone? Hell no! Will people with an open mind who can deal with a little erotic fetish that may not be specifically in their kink bucket enjoy this? Yes, I think so. This is a fascinating journey though Titus Bysshe Women’s Space Academy, with a horny and sexually repressed lesbian who leaves a trail of women hogtied and sexually deviated. I thoroughly enjoyed this and will read this author again.

 

 

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I started writing erotica in the 90s, just for my own entertainment. Then I thought it might be fun to publish it, and perhaps even make a little money. My first publication was a graphic short story (art by Tom Porta) in the very first issue of Heavy Rubber Magazine (1997). Since then I have published in a number of major erotic anthologies, such as the winner of the Lambda Literary Award for Lesbian Erotica, Lesbian Cowboys: Erotic Adventures (Cleis Press, 2009).

Erotic fetish writing can be divided, of course, into a number of genres or subgenres such as rubber, leather, armour, BDSM, spanking, etc. But as a fetish writer, I find my own difficulty in publicizing my work lies in the fact that while it incorporates these and other genres, it does not always fit neatly into one of them.

So how do I describe my hard to categorize work to the person who, unbeknownst to him or herself, might enjoy this lesbian and transgender erotica, but has no one label with with to search for it?

I think you could say, first of all, that humiliation is central. And usually, the humiliation is comical, cartoonish, unusual, or bizarre.

The humiliation often involves some form of being tied up, stuck in something, rendered peculiarly powerles (especially by one’s own seemingly empowering garments)

And there must be a build-up to the humiliation. I am all about foreplay. For me, that is the sexiest thing in an erotic story. So many tales begin with two paragraphs that introduce stock, uninteresting characters, and then proceed with 30 pages of “insert Tab A into Slot B” sex. I do not find this even remotely interesting.

Not that I do not describe sexual acts and their consummation in detail — I most certainly do.

My work could be described as BDSM, but not in the classic sense of two people getting together in a “dungeon” like setting, within one of them tormenting the other for so many pages in more or less predictable ways. My characters do not usually start out saying “let’s have sex,” but that is what they end up doing. For example, if one character wears a rubber suit, it is not because she is a dominatrix preparing to play with a sex partner, but because she is a spacewoman or a diver. I tend to contrive “realistic” excuses for my characters wearing fetish gear. To me, a woman dressed up like Catwoman is sexier if she is doing so to burgle an estate, rather than explicitly to have sex. Rest assured, though, somehow she will have sex.

 

 

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Review ~ Howling Passion by Renee Jordan

Title: Howling Passion
Series: Passion Moon
Author: Renee Jordan
Genre: Fantasy, Paranormal, Erotic Romance
Pages: 104
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Star Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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A young woman finds love, magic, and danger in a small town!
Moonrise, Montana is as far as Kotie could flee. Haunted by the abuse of her ex-boyfriend, she’s ready for a fresh start in the small town.Both men hold secrets. One will destroy Kotie, and the other will love her.

Beneath the passion moon, Kotie will discover who she truly is in the strong arms of her shifter lover.

 

 

Review

 

 

Loved it! Really good paranormal with a lot of hot and heavy sex. Hot alpha males with crazy travelers and strange little town called Moonrise, Montana. And everyone seems to be just a little.. umm… off?

 

 

First we have Kotie, who is running from her abusive exboyfriend and ends up running to Moonrise.

 

 

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While on the way there she meets this really creepy guy named Christian. He’s pretty good looking at first, but then he starts talking about destiny’s and all kinds of crazy things.

 

 

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Then we have Forrest. He’s the Sheriff of Moonrise and is the first to come to Kotie’s aid when creepy Christian gets all too touchy feely. Hes a hunky alpha and Kotie is instantly attracted to the Sheriff.

 

 

Ok… that’s all you get. You’ll have to read more to find out about the story. But overall, I really liked it. There were a couple of things that got under my skin a little. For example, constantly comparing her ex to Forrest was a little annoying. However, I think its completely normal for someone who has recently gotten out of any type of relationship to compare things. I dont mind it, but I would have not like to hear about it as much. Also, jumping from the frying pan into the fire with some insta love. Okay, I totally get it and I see a lot of this in paranormal but I would at least get the guys info first. What do you do for a living, whats your last name, how long have you lived here and all that. OH, and the not showering… EWW! Again, those were just the little things.

 

 

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The sex was really good and juicy. Short on the story but big on the sex. YUM! I just love paranormal and the primal animal in them. Glowing eyes… shivers

 

 

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Im curious to see what happens next. We are left with an HFN and a promise for more action. There is A LOT more to this story and I cant wait to find out what it is.

 

 

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Renee Jordan has a dirty imagination, and wants to share all her naughty stories with you! She loves strong men and the hot women they master and love! She wants to share all her tales of true love and happy endings with you.

Renee is from the romantic plains of Texas but has relocated to the rainy Pacific Northwest where she has fallen in love with the gorgeous beauty of the Puget Sound and majestic Mount Rainier.

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Attention! Attention everyone! I have an announcement.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Attention fans, perverts and anyone who might have accidentally went to the wrong website and now your curious about us. Take out your butt plugs, put your dildo’s back and pull those panties up. You are all in for a treat as we introduce our newest Naughty Book Snitch reviewer. Watch out because this pen popping princess is also an author. So sit back, lube up and get ready for her to whip you into submission, make you feel dirty in all the right places and then mesmerize you with her writing and her insightful reviews. Welcome to the neighborhood you naughty book snitch…CONNIE CLIFF!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I am a short story erotica author, and you can find my amazon catalog here and my smashwords catalog here. I love to write, but first and foremost, I am a voracious reader. I love all erotica kinks and all orientations, within the limits of common sense (no bestiality, true incest, scat etc.) (Monster sex, paranormal, and pseudo-incest are fine). Since I’m busy with writing my own books and working full-time, I can only accept short stories for review (under 7K words). I don’t read regular romance or YA.

My favorite authors in today’s self-published erotica are Scarlett Skyes, Cassandra Zara, Bella Swann, and Moctezuma Johnson, just to name a few. Since I am an indie-published author myself, I know how important reviews are to you. Especially bad reviews. If you submit your book to me, and I find that I am unable to give it a good rating, for whatever reason, I will contact you before posting a negative review. We can discuss how your work can be improved and make further decisions at that point.

I live with my partner and our pets in sunny South Beach, FL, but we also have a part-time home in Beijing, China. I’m looking forward to reading and reviewing your masterpieces! Be sure to follow me on twitter @realconniecliff. Also, don’t forget to subscribe to my Newsletter to get a free book, not available to anyone else.

 

 

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Review ~ Oorah by Saharah Shae

Title: Oorah
Author: Saharah Shae
Genre: Erotica, short story, MFF, FF
Pages: 15
Publication Date: August 13, 2014
Heat Level: 3 out of 4 flames
Overall Stars: 4.5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Two promiscuous 18 year old girls finally get to live out their well designed plan of getting the Marine they are babysitting for in bed with them.

 

 

Review

 

 

Wow! I loved this one.

 

 

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Its not a full 5 stars only because of some of the cheesy and silly dialogue.

 

 

“Starr liked it a little rougher than Montana but she knew exactly how to get that pussy just as wet and flowing of her over abundant sex sauce.” 

 

 

Also the POV changes without notice. Other than that, it was a really great short read.
Starr and Montana are BFF’s. They plan on seducing the man Starr babysits for, Sergeant Major Young. They get each other nice and worked up before their evening shenanigans.

 

 

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When its time to put operation, seduce Mr. Young, into action, Starr doesn’t hold anything back. She gives him a little show of what he can potentially have when he gets back from a night out with the guys.

 

 

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When Mr. Young returns that evening, he finds a very nice surprise in his bed. Starr and Montana have fallen asleep in his bed… naked… cuddling… and he needs to wake them up to… well, to move them. Yes. That’s it.

 

 

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Oh my word… this was so hot and erotic and sinfully delicious. I want more Starr and Montana and Mr. Young.

Overall I really liked this one. You can’t go wrong with a couple of girls who recently turned 18 and seduce the man they babysit for. This short story is a recipe for masturbation material right here. I cant wait to see what other adventures Starr and Montana have together.

 

 

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Authors note:
While my books aren’t necessarily in a ‘series’, they do all flow together with one main character that stays constant throughout the storyline. Reporting for Duty is the second book. It is idea that they be read in order as the storyline flows from one book to the next. However, they can be read and enjoyed individually.

 

 

Reading Order:
#1 Oorah
#2 Reporting For Duty
#3 Shipping Out
#4 Away From Home

 

 

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Saharah Shae was born the youngest of five children in a small town in north central Kentucky. Raised by her father, she spent most of her childhood trying to survive being the only girl in a house filled with boys. As a result, she knows her way around the garage, woods, and most lakes within a couple hours of her home. She enjoys the outdoors, sports-especially Kentucky Basketball and the Cincinnati Bengals, fishing, and gardening. As much as she enjoys those things, writing is her first love.

After a few years of working “up town” in the city, she decided to work from home for the family business, while focusing on her writing.

She has several erotica short stories and one erotic and funny Christmas poem that are available. She also just published her first novelette.

Some of the most important people in her life are members of our military and that is where the military focus in her writings comes from.

All of her writings are filled with material that is to be read and enjoyed by those that are 18 years of age and older.

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Review ~ Reporting For Duty by Saharah Shae

Title: Reporting For Duty 
Author: Saharah Shae
Genre: Erotica, short story
Pages: 13
Publication Date: August 14, 2014
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall Stars: 3 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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After losing her virginity to the Marine she babysat for, Starr, an 18 year old sex pot, has been asked to babysit again. Little does she know, this time she will be the one who falls victim to a cleverly orchestrated scheme.

 

 

Review

 

 

Not bad but just okay for me. Starr recently lost her virginity to the guy she babysits for, Sergeant Major Young and now he calls her over to the house to babysit again. Of course he is really calling her over for something else and that something else involves avoiding feelings and some pretty juicy sex. So that’s good. Overall, its just ok for me. But this is only 13 pages, so there really isn’t a lot to this. I am interested enough to see where this goes though, so I will be reading more.

 

 

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Also, I apparently read this out of order and this is the 2nd book. There is reference to the first book so while this can be read independently, it’s probably a lot better that you read them in order.

 

 

Authors note:
While my books aren’t necessarily in a ‘series’, they do all flow together with one main character that stays constant throughout the storyline. Reporting for Duty is the second book. It is idea that they be read in order as the storyline flows from one book to the next. However, they can be read and enjoyed individually.

 

 

Reading Order:
#1 Oorah
#2 Reporting For Duty
#3 Shipping Out
#4 Away From Home

 

 

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Saharah Shae was born the youngest of five children in a small town in north central Kentucky. Raised by her father, she spent most of her childhood trying to survive being the only girl in a house filled with boys. As a result, she knows her way around the garage, woods, and most lakes within a couple hours of her home. She enjoys the outdoors, sports-especially Kentucky Basketball and the Cincinnati Bengals, fishing, and gardening. As much as she enjoys those things, writing is her first love.

After a few years of working “up town” in the city, she decided to work from home for the family business, while focusing on her writing.

She has several erotica short stories and one erotic and funny Christmas poem that are available. She also just published her first novelette.

Some of the most important people in her life are members of our military and that is where the military focus in her writings comes from.

All of her writings are filled with material that is to be read and enjoyed by those that are 18 years of age and older.

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Review ~ Cut Loose in the Country by Saharah Shae

Title: Cut Loose in the Country
Author: Saharah Shae
Genre: Romance, short story
Pages: 27
Publication Date: January 14, 2015
Heat Level: 2.5 out of 4 flames
Overall Stars: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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After years of being in a marriage that seemed to be going nowhere, I planned a special evening for my husband and I. I had high hopes of rekindling the romance between us. I desperately wanted to save my marriage.

He came home earlier than expected that day while I was in the shower. When I came out of the bathroom, I overheard a phone call that squashed my plans for the evening and sent me running from my house as quick as I could.

I ended up stranded in a field in Kentucky for the night. A sexy country boy came to my rescue the following morning.

I was a world away from the life I had been used to but it turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to me.

This novelette is filled with heartache, passionate sex, and the understanding that we’re not always in control of the paths we take or end up on in life.

 

 

Review

 

 

Wow, what a short, sweet and spicy little read. This story starts out with our protagonist working to save her marriage by spicing up her and her husband’s love life. When she overhears a conversation her husband is having on the phone, she realizes that things are not going to go as planned. Running out of the house and jumping in her car, she has no idea where she’s headed. All she knows is, it’s far away from home. To add some more salt to her open wound, she now has a flat tire in the middle of nowhere… stranded.

Then here comes a handsome stranger knocking on her car window. Wearing old coveralls and a faded John Deere hat. Asking her if she needs help. Personally, I wouldn’t trust this situation. I’ve seen plenty of scary movies that start off this way and end badly. But then again…. I’ve also seen some damn good porn start this way too.

 

 

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Who knew that a knight in shining armor could come in the form of a farm boy in coveralls and a tractor… southern style. He does and says all the right things and our heroine decides to trust her gut. And thank goodness for that because we get some really good hot and heavy sex. The kind that will make your eyes dilate and give you butterflies in your tummy.

 

 

“He ate my pussy like it was the last thing that would ever cross his lips, making sure to leave no part of it untouched.”

 

 

Overall, I really liked it. Even though it was a quick read, I had my ‘Oh SHIT, no he didn’t’ and ‘OMG girl, don’t get out of the car’ and then ‘YES! Save a horse ride a cowboy’ moments. It almost felt like the author was a Sour Patch Kids commercial, it starts off all mean and hurting you emotionally and then quickly turns around and ends up really sweet. I would recommend this to anyone who likes short, hot and yet sweet erotic romance.

 

 

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I received a copy of this book via the author in exchange for an honest review.

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Saharah Shae was born the youngest of five children in a small town in north central Kentucky. Raised by her father, she spent most of her childhood trying to survive being the only girl in a house filled with boys. As a result, she knows her way around the garage, woods, and most lakes within a couple hours of her home. She enjoys the outdoors, sports-especially Kentucky Basketball and the Cincinnati Bengals, fishing, and gardening. As much as she enjoys those things, writing is her first love.

After a few years of working “up town” in the city, she decided to work from home for the family business, while focusing on her writing.

She has several erotica short stories and one erotic and funny Christmas poem that are available. She also just published her first novelette.

Some of the most important people in her life are members of our military and that is where the military focus in her writings comes from.

All of her writings are filled with material that is to be read and enjoyed by those that are 18 years of age and older.

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Review ~ Kate’s Taboo Trap by Q.R. Braddock

Title: Kate’s Taboo Trap 
Author: Q.R. Braddock
Genre: Taboo, Erotica, Favorite
Pages: 24
Publication Date: March 21, 2014
Heat Level: 4 out of 4 flames
Overall Stars: 5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Kate madly desires the most important man in her life, but realizing her forbidden desire seems impossible. When her best friend Faye hatches a devious plan, including blindfolds, threesomes and persuasion of the most physical sort, the taboo suddenly seems possible after all.

Jeremy doesn’t stand a chance before the devious college students-to-be, but once caught in their web, would he want to?

This ~5700 word short is for adult audiences only and contains explicit sexual material. It deals with the taboo and illicit seduction of a step-father by his daughter with the help her best friend. In addition, it contains themes of unsafe sex, threats of threesomes and a little girl-girl kissing.

 

 

Review

 

 

Holy shit… this woman’s killin’ me. Another short, sexy, make you slide outta your seat taboo read.

 

 

orgasm alert

 

 

This one… well, words cannot describe how amazing this one is. Definitely not for the faint of heart or the average person.

Kate and Faye are BFF’s. They both have crushes on their stepdads. Faye has a plan that is sure to get Kate closer to her stepdad. Kate needs to pull out all the moves to make her stepdad notice her.

 

 

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GAWD! I wish this was longer because I want to read Faye’s story so bad!! Not to worry though because Faye’s story is available on Amazon “Faye’s Taboo Trap“.

 

 

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Well, I don’t know what else to say that will make you want to read this. OH! Maybe a quote…

 

 

“God, enough with the teasing already! If I wasn’t blindfolded, I’d throw you over the couch and show you what we do with teases around these parts.”

 

 

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Okay, I cant type up the review anymore because… ummm… I need… I need to find something else to do. 😉

 

 

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Young women are always getting in trouble, and it’s up to me to ensure it stays that way. Whether it’s with a bunch of guys they hardly know or something more taboo with someone they know all to well, I love setting them up for naughty times where not a thought is given to consequences. Hopefully, you’ll enjoy my little tales as well!

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