Title: Garden Gnome Sex Party
Also known as “Garden Gnome Gangbang”
Author: Fannie Tucker
Genre: Monster, Smut
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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When Jenny adds a little whimsical flavor to her garden with a trio of gnome statues, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Jenny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!
Warning: Explicit adult material. Three on one action, hard pointy hats, and gnomehoods as big as any man’s! 3300 words
I’ve had this book on my TBR for a while and thought I would give it a try on this long weekend. What better way to spend the 4th of July weekend reading a short and smutty book. 😉
This is a really silly, funny and very erotic short story. Jenny loves her garden and spent a little extra money ordering 3 garden gnmoes for her beautiful garden. Fudwick, Loopwyn and Bimpo are the Gnomes that arrived. Jenny immediately placed the gnomes in the garden then went to read one of her steamy romance novels (sounds familiar 😉 ). When Jenny started feeling a little horny and touching herself while reading, the Gnomes started moving a little closer to her.
“If this is all a dream, what can it hurt?”
I’m sure you can imagine what happened next.
“A lickey-loo! A lickey-loo! She’s going to give me a lickey-loo!”
“Loopwyn, Bimpo, my gnome friends,
She sounds pleased, and so our pleasure ends!
Living in the garden, sing and hum!
Drench this lady with our gnomish come!”
“Oh my goodness, it tastes like candy!”
Overall, this is pretty good. I enjoyed it and it made me laugh.
Fannie Tucker likes driving too fast, cussing too loud, and writing stories that explore sexual fantasies of strong women rendered powerless by lust-filled men and monsters. She seeks to give her readers fresh, original stories that sometimes shock, always titillate, and leave them guessing until the very end.
She first discovered her talent for steamy prose while passing dirty notes to her boyfriend during English 201. When her professor confiscated one of the notes, he kept her after class and recommended a new and interesting line of work. She’s never looked back.
Fannie is the author of over 180 works of steamy horror, romance, and adventure ranging from the kinky to the downright weird. She lives in California with her husband and a Dachshund who rules them both.