Review ~ Garden Gnome Sex Party by Fannie Tucker

Title: Garden Gnome Sex Party
Also known as “Garden Gnome Gangbang”
Series: NA
Author: Fannie Tucker
Genre: Monster, Smut
Pages: 21
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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When Jenny adds a little whimsical flavor to her garden with a trio of gnome statues, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Jenny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!

Warning: Explicit adult material. Three on one action, hard pointy hats, and gnomehoods as big as any man’s! 3300 words

 

 

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I’ve had this book on my TBR for a while and thought I would give it a try on this long weekend. What better way to spend the 4th of July weekend reading a short and smutty book. 😉

This is a really silly, funny and very erotic short story. Jenny loves her garden and spent a little extra money ordering 3 garden gnmoes for her beautiful garden. Fudwick, Loopwyn and Bimpo are the Gnomes that arrived. Jenny immediately placed the gnomes in the garden then went to read one of her steamy romance novels (sounds familiar 😉 ). When Jenny started feeling a little horny and touching herself while reading, the Gnomes started moving a little closer to her.

 

 

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“If this is all a dream, what can it hurt?”

 

 

I’m sure you can imagine what happened next.

 

 

“A lickey-loo! A lickey-loo! She’s going to give me a lickey-loo!”

 

 

“Loopwyn, Bimpo, my gnome friends,
She sounds pleased, and so our pleasure ends!
Living in the garden, sing and hum!
Drench this lady with our gnomish come!”

 

 

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“Oh my goodness, it tastes like candy!”

 

 

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Overall, this is pretty good. I enjoyed it and it made me laugh.

 

 

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About the Author

 

 

Fannie Tucker likes driving too fast, cussing too loud, and writing stories that explore sexual fantasies of strong women rendered powerless by lust-filled men and monsters. She seeks to give her readers fresh, original stories that sometimes shock, always titillate, and leave them guessing until the very end.

She first discovered her talent for steamy prose while passing dirty notes to her boyfriend during English 201. When her professor confiscated one of the notes, he kept her after class and recommended a new and interesting line of work. She’s never looked back.

Fannie is the author of over 180 works of steamy horror, romance, and adventure ranging from the kinky to the downright weird. She lives in California with her husband and a Dachshund who rules them both.

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Review ~ I Fucked the Puppet by Fannie Tucker

Title: I Fucked the Puppet
Series: NA
Author: Fannie Tucker
Genre: Monster, Smut
Pages: 15
Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames
Overall: 3 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy
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Aspiring ballerina Emily doesn’t like her job as a backup dancer on the “Dongo the Puppet” show. When she stays late to get a wardrobe malfunction repaired, Dongo catches her ballet dancing, and Emily finds out what it’s like to dance on puppet strings!

Warning: Explicit sexual content. Puppet sex, bondage, domination, and a big green monster who knows how to please a woman! 4000 words.

 

 

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Meh, it was okay. Interesting concept with a magical puppet.

Cass is a new backup dancer for Dongo the Puppet show. Not exactly where she wanted to be in her career. Late one night she bumps into Dongo, who still hasn’t taken off his costume. Dongo ends up teasing and pissing Cass off but things suddenly turn in a completely different direction. So why not just go with it….

 

 

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“Well, it’s not every day you get to fuck an imaginary puppet, may as well give him head.

 

 

Yep, sounds legit. Hahaha 😀

 

 

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The first half of the book is the “story” and the second half is a bunch of excerpts for other books. But overall, it was just okay. A quick smutty and funny read and I would most definitely read more from this author.

 

 

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She first discovered her talent for steamy prose while passing dirty notes to her boyfriend during English 201. When her professor confiscated one of the notes, he kept her after class and recommended a new and interesting line of work. She’s never looked back.

Fannie is the author of over 180 works of steamy horror, romance, and adventure ranging from the kinky to the downright weird. She lives in California with her husband and a Dachshund who rules them both.

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Review ~ Demon’s Embrace by Bryce Calderwood

Title: Demon’s Embrace
Series: Erotic Apocalypse #1
Author: Bryce Calderwood
Genre: Erotica, PNE, Monster Erotica, Futa
Pages: 134
Heat Level: 4 out of 4 flames
Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars
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World War II is over and New York City is crawling with sexy futanari she-demons. Sex-crazed Demon hunter Veronica Hudson has her hands (and mouth, and everything else) full as she catches her prey through seduction. In this historical paranormal tale of erotica, Veronica goes through one smoking hot sex-soaked encounter after another! But she may have more than she can handle when she goes after a powerful demoness who’s packing a little something extra. Okay, maybe not so little!

 

 

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Holy SHIT! That was nasty, filthy, demented, panty wetting, deliciousness. Now, what in the ever loving fuck does that say about me, because I fucking loved it! This isn’t Charmed or Buffy the Vampire Slayer hunting on rainbow colored streets with glitter guns. Nope. If Nariko from Heavenly Sword, Sarah Connor from Terminator, Jenna Jameson (adult film star) and Hell Boy all had a baby together, that baby would be Veronica Hudson.

 

 

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I feel like I’ve been saying this more and more lately, but this book is NOT for everyone. This book has a lot of kinky fuckery in it that a lot of people may not like. Copious amounts of cum and blood… did I mention cum? Think about anime porn covered in cum and blood and then triple the cum… and that may be under estimating it.

 

 

“I want you to put that huge monster cock in me and fuck me stupid with it.”

 

 

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I’m not your average bear. I’m a little strange and unusual anyway so this was right up my perverted ally. I’m pretty sure I’ve had some dreams similar to this before.

 

 

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Ok, so let’s get into the story a little bit. The storyline is fantastic and very interesting. Veronica Hudson is the best demon hunter there is. She hunts down futanari sex crazed she-demons and sends them back to Hell before they can wreck havoc on the world as we know it. Now that Veronica is hunting alone, she develops a different style of hunting demons.

 

 

“I decided to hunt demons my way, Darlene. It’s decidedly more… satisfying.”

 

 

Veronica is super badass. She has an arsenal of weapons, guns and swords. She has some mad fighting skills and uses this new fighting style to the fullest advantage.

 

 

“Nobody follows me, nobody else goes upstairs. This is work for bad bitches.” I gave my right breast a squeeze and winked at them like a pinup girl, then waved as I walked to the elevator bank. I don’t know what gets into me sometimes. Oh, wait, yes I do: It’s called not giving a shit.

 

 

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I have to mention some of my favorite scenes. One word… confession. Some of my favorites revolve around the church. I’m not going to go into detail about it, but I love that shit! I really like the way Veronica ‘deals’ with the church. I love the confession, I love the money, I love the sinfulness, I love the demons monster cock and its umm, usefulness. I especially love the extra person in the confessional. I just love all of it. There are a couple of those scenes and I love everything about them.

 

 

“Miss Hudson, you are more of a monster than they are. May God have mercy on your soul.” I didn’t stop, just flipped him the bird without looking back.

 

 

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There were a couple of funny moments, but I’m not entirely sure they were meant to be funny. Some of the dialogue and actions hit my funny bone though and it totally worked for me.

 

 

I remembered I no longer wore pants so I spread my legs for her and smacked my open pussy a couple times. It made such loud, wet slapping sounds in the hotel’s hallway, I laughed. “Come and get it, hellspawn!”

 

 

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What I didn’t like…. I hate the word shithole. Just saying. It’s used here a few times and that is really the main reason why I personally can’t give it 5 stars. With that being said, someone else might love that word and 5 star the fuck out of this. But not me. It’s not sexy to me and just pulls me out of the moment like a slap to the face.

 

 

Overall, I loved it and I can’t wait to read more. This book has a great foundation for a story and could very easily be turned into a porn that I would most definitely watch… over and over again. I loved Veronica and her demented sex drive. All of the demons that Veronica fought got harder and um… ahem… bigger 😉 I loved all the action, fights and sex. It was just all around really good! The only thing I didn’t care for was that one word… shithole. Otherwise, BRAVO!! 

 

 

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Bryce Calderwood writes erotic stories that take you places you never thought you would go. Places of raw badassery, insatiable desire, uncontrollable lust. You may feel reluctant, at first, but you’ll be enjoying it too much to really fight it, and then, before you know it, you won’t believe what you just read.

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